Arthur is 90 years old. He's played golf every دن since his retirement 25 years ago. One دن he arrives ہوم looking downcast. "That's it," he tells his wife. "I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has become so bad that once I hit the ball I couldn't see where it went."
His wife sympathises and makes him a cup of tea. As they sit down she says, "Why don't آپ take my brother with آپ and give it one مزید try."
"That's no good" sighs Arthur, "your brother's a hundred and three. He can't help."
"He may be a hundred and three", says the wife, "but his eyesight is perfect."
So the اگلے دن Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law. He tees up, takes a mighty سوئنگ, جھول and squints down the fairway.
He turns to the brother-in-law and says, "Did آپ see the ball?"
"Of course I did!" replied the brother-in-law. "I have perfect eyesight".
"Where did it go?" says Arthur.
"I don't remember."
His wife sympathises and makes him a cup of tea. As they sit down she says, "Why don't آپ take my brother with آپ and give it one مزید try."
"That's no good" sighs Arthur, "your brother's a hundred and three. He can't help."
"He may be a hundred and three", says the wife, "but his eyesight is perfect."
So the اگلے دن Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law. He tees up, takes a mighty سوئنگ, جھول and squints down the fairway.
He turns to the brother-in-law and says, "Did آپ see the ball?"
"Of course I did!" replied the brother-in-law. "I have perfect eyesight".
"Where did it go?" says Arthur.
"I don't remember."
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This مضمون will rank the شخصیات مشہور I think are most attractive from least to best. And obviously this is just my opinion :)
Female:
10. Bae Suzy
One of the most beautiful K-pop idols. She looks so graceful and sophisticated yet cute at the same time.
9. Gracie Gold
The Olympic سونا medalist for figure skating a while back in 2014. Her smile is just adorable :) I want it. And her makeup is awesome; she looks so cute.
8. Elizabeth Taylor
Those eyelashes, those بنفشی, وایلیٹ eyes, that face, that figure . . . she was just gorgeous overall.
7. Audrey Hepburn
My پسندیدہ classic...
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This مضمون will rank the شخصیات مشہور I think are most attractive from least to best. And obviously this is just my opinion :)
Female:
10. Bae Suzy
One of the most beautiful K-pop idols. She looks so graceful and sophisticated yet cute at the same time.
9. Gracie Gold
The Olympic سونا medalist for figure skating a while back in 2014. Her smile is just adorable :) I want it. And her makeup is awesome; she looks so cute.
8. Elizabeth Taylor
Those eyelashes, those بنفشی, وایلیٹ eyes, that face, that figure . . . she was just gorgeous overall.
7. Audrey Hepburn
My پسندیدہ classic...
This actually happened to me on a few occasions. Yeah, that day sucked. ^__^
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