1) Go to Souper Salad, Fill a cup with Ice Cream and put oreo کوکیز with Chocolate Syrup in it. Mix well with a spoon and enjoy. (I did that today :p)
2) Get دودھ and put in a chocolate bar. Let it rest for 5 منٹ and then freeze it for 1 hour. Enjoy.
3) Go to the store and buy a bucket. Fill it with ice cubes made of milk. Put in Chocolate powder. Churn and enjoy.
4) Go to walmart and open up one fresh bucket of VANILLA ICE CREAM. Go to the spoon section and put in chocolate syrup into the ice cream. Mix well and enjoy.
5) Get a job at an ice cream shop. Ask if آپ can work the ice cream maker. If آپ can't, cry and beg until آپ can. Enjoy
6) Go to your mom's room and get her chocolate colored lip stick. Put it inside a fresh glass of water. Wait till the water gets murky. Freeze it and enjoy.
7) Get a piece of paper. Draw a chocolate ice cream. Cut it out and eat it.
8) Go to a birthday party and meet a clown. Beg him to make آپ a chocolate ice cream balloon. If he has "excuses", cry. Wait for him to make the ice cream balloon and bite into the balloon. Enjoy. (Warning: May hurt lips)
9) Get someone to sit in a toilet and do number two. Tell the person no to flush. When they live, put ice into the toilet and churn it all with a giant spoon. Put in دودھ and sugar. Enjoy.
10) (Lazy way) BUY ICE CREAM!!!
2) Get دودھ and put in a chocolate bar. Let it rest for 5 منٹ and then freeze it for 1 hour. Enjoy.
3) Go to the store and buy a bucket. Fill it with ice cubes made of milk. Put in Chocolate powder. Churn and enjoy.
4) Go to walmart and open up one fresh bucket of VANILLA ICE CREAM. Go to the spoon section and put in chocolate syrup into the ice cream. Mix well and enjoy.
5) Get a job at an ice cream shop. Ask if آپ can work the ice cream maker. If آپ can't, cry and beg until آپ can. Enjoy
6) Go to your mom's room and get her chocolate colored lip stick. Put it inside a fresh glass of water. Wait till the water gets murky. Freeze it and enjoy.
7) Get a piece of paper. Draw a chocolate ice cream. Cut it out and eat it.
8) Go to a birthday party and meet a clown. Beg him to make آپ a chocolate ice cream balloon. If he has "excuses", cry. Wait for him to make the ice cream balloon and bite into the balloon. Enjoy. (Warning: May hurt lips)
9) Get someone to sit in a toilet and do number two. Tell the person no to flush. When they live, put ice into the toilet and churn it all with a giant spoon. Put in دودھ and sugar. Enjoy.
10) (Lazy way) BUY ICE CREAM!!!
What I'm gonna post is something for fun. In other ways, we sometimes find that true between most of husbands and wives.
-A short conversation between husband and his wife.
Check out the first دن after the wedding.
Husband: Wow! finally my dream will come true.
Wife: Do آپ want me to leave you?
Husband: Noo! don't say that again.
Wife: Do آپ love me?
Husband: Suuuure.
Wife: So, do آپ think that one دن آپ may leave me?
Husband: Of course not.
Wife: Okay, can آپ kiss me *blushes*?
Husband: Of course, also on your face (cheek).
Wife: Do آپ think that آپ may مککا, عجیب الخلقت me one day?
Husband: Noway.
Wife: Can I trust you?
Husband: yeah.
Wife: Darling.
-Now read the conversation from the below to the سب, سب سے اوپر in order to know what happened after one year.
Have fun. ;D
-A short conversation between husband and his wife.
Check out the first دن after the wedding.
Husband: Wow! finally my dream will come true.
Wife: Do آپ want me to leave you?
Husband: Noo! don't say that again.
Wife: Do آپ love me?
Husband: Suuuure.
Wife: So, do آپ think that one دن آپ may leave me?
Husband: Of course not.
Wife: Okay, can آپ kiss me *blushes*?
Husband: Of course, also on your face (cheek).
Wife: Do آپ think that آپ may مککا, عجیب الخلقت me one day?
Husband: Noway.
Wife: Can I trust you?
Husband: yeah.
Wife: Darling.
-Now read the conversation from the below to the سب, سب سے اوپر in order to know what happened after one year.
Have fun. ;D
I originally got this in a forwarded text, and I thought I'd pass it along. The premise of it is just about girls and best دوستوں and how we're always there for each other no matter what.
Disclaimer: I did not create this! It's just a cute little poem I thought deserved to be shared :]
To my girls...
Here's to the shit we talk,
The guys we stalk,
The way we shop,
The laughs we can't stop.
The gossip we spill,
The looks that can kill.
To having each other's back,
Getting each other on the right track.
To the اگلے morning gettin' all the facts.
Drownin' in beers,
Spillin' the tears.
We'll stay together through the years.
Disclaimer: I did not create this! It's just a cute little poem I thought deserved to be shared :]
To my girls...
Here's to the shit we talk,
The guys we stalk,
The way we shop,
The laughs we can't stop.
The gossip we spill,
The looks that can kill.
To having each other's back,
Getting each other on the right track.
To the اگلے morning gettin' all the facts.
Drownin' in beers,
Spillin' the tears.
We'll stay together through the years.
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies.
They then get to meet their maker and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The سیکنڈ one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is halfway down the line the last guy in the line starts laughing.
When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.
Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says:
"Make 'em all ugly again".
They then get to meet their maker and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The سیکنڈ one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is halfway down the line the last guy in the line starts laughing.
When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.
Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says:
"Make 'em all ugly again".
