1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out.
2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to آپ as much as آپ enjoy listening.
3. Don't say آپ understand when آپ don't.
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
5. آپ don't have PMS; don't act like آپ know what it's like.
6. Saying something sweet might get آپ off the hook; doing something sweet will always get آپ off the hook.
7. If آپ talk about having a big Dick; we know آپ don't.
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.
9. We don't like it when آپ act like Mr. Big.
10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us.
11. No matter what آپ say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
13. If آپ did something wrong یا even if آپ didn't, apologize.
14. Be spontaneous; رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا and a movie won't always cut it.
15. We are self-conscious سے طرف کی nature; we can't help it.
16. We are DrAmA queens.
17. Fashion police do exist.
18. Don't ask us to give head; if آپ are nice آپ just might get it.
19. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, یا anything else آپ and your دوستوں talk about.
20. Hugs and kisses! must be دیا at all times.
21. We don't shave our legs everyday so get over it.
22. Don't make bets about us; we always find out.
23. Shave; no matter how cool آپ think your goatee یا beard یا mustache looks, we hate it.
24. Even if آپ think it is cool to burp, fart, یا emitt other strange gases from your body, it is not.
25. Don't compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson's; hers are fake, just remember that. ( u have a better shot at ours than آپ ever will with hers)
26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
27. We are beautiful at all times.
28. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.
29 آپ can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why the hell can't آپ piss in the toilet and not on it.
30. Most importantly: we are always right; so don't forget it.
2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to آپ as much as آپ enjoy listening.
3. Don't say آپ understand when آپ don't.
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
5. آپ don't have PMS; don't act like آپ know what it's like.
6. Saying something sweet might get آپ off the hook; doing something sweet will always get آپ off the hook.
7. If آپ talk about having a big Dick; we know آپ don't.
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.
9. We don't like it when آپ act like Mr. Big.
10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us.
11. No matter what آپ say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
13. If آپ did something wrong یا even if آپ didn't, apologize.
14. Be spontaneous; رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا and a movie won't always cut it.
15. We are self-conscious سے طرف کی nature; we can't help it.
16. We are DrAmA queens.
17. Fashion police do exist.
18. Don't ask us to give head; if آپ are nice آپ just might get it.
19. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, یا anything else آپ and your دوستوں talk about.
20. Hugs and kisses! must be دیا at all times.
21. We don't shave our legs everyday so get over it.
22. Don't make bets about us; we always find out.
23. Shave; no matter how cool آپ think your goatee یا beard یا mustache looks, we hate it.
24. Even if آپ think it is cool to burp, fart, یا emitt other strange gases from your body, it is not.
25. Don't compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson's; hers are fake, just remember that. ( u have a better shot at ours than آپ ever will with hers)
26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
27. We are beautiful at all times.
28. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.
29 آپ can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why the hell can't آپ piss in the toilet and not on it.
30. Most importantly: we are always right; so don't forget it.
1.Grimace painfully,while smacking your forhead and say"Shut up all of you,just shut up!"
2.Crack open your اٹیچی, بریف کیس یا purse,and while peering inside,ask"got enough air in there little guy?"
3.Meow occasionally.
4.Stare at another passenger for a while,then announce in horror,"You're one of THEM!!" then back away slowly and scream until they get out of the elevator.
5.Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
6.Make explosion noises whenever someone preses a button.
7.Drop a pen,then wait until someone picks it up and scream"THATS MINE.
8.Bring your camera and take pictures of everyone on the elevator.
9.When the doors close,say to the person اگلے to you"Its OK.They open up again"then give them reassuring hug.
10.Swat at flies that don't exist.
2.Crack open your اٹیچی, بریف کیس یا purse,and while peering inside,ask"got enough air in there little guy?"
3.Meow occasionally.
4.Stare at another passenger for a while,then announce in horror,"You're one of THEM!!" then back away slowly and scream until they get out of the elevator.
5.Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
6.Make explosion noises whenever someone preses a button.
7.Drop a pen,then wait until someone picks it up and scream"THATS MINE.
8.Bring your camera and take pictures of everyone on the elevator.
9.When the doors close,say to the person اگلے to you"Its OK.They open up again"then give them reassuring hug.
10.Swat at flies that don't exist.
