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posted by CullenProperty
1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out.
2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to آپ as much as آپ enjoy listening.
3. Don't say آپ understand when آپ don't.
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
5. آپ don't have PMS; don't act like آپ know what it's like.
6. Saying something sweet might get آپ off the hook; doing something sweet will always get آپ off the hook.
7. If آپ talk about having a big Dick; we know آپ don't.
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.
9. We don't like it when آپ act like Mr. Big.
10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us.
11. No matter what آپ say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
13. If آپ did something wrong یا even if آپ didn't, apologize.
14. Be spontaneous; رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا and a movie won't always cut it.
15. We are self-conscious سے طرف کی nature; we can't help it.
16. We are DrAmA queens.
17. Fashion police do exist.
18. Don't ask us to give head; if آپ are nice آپ just might get it.
19. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, یا anything else آپ and your دوستوں talk about.
20. Hugs and kisses! must be دیا at all times.
21. We don't shave our legs everyday so get over it.
22. Don't make bets about us; we always find out.
23. Shave; no matter how cool آپ think your goatee یا beard یا mustache looks, we hate it.
24. Even if آپ think it is cool to burp, fart, یا emitt other strange gases from your body, it is not.
25. Don't compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson's; hers are fake, just remember that. ( u have a better shot at ours than آپ ever will with hers)
26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
27. We are beautiful at all times.
28. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.
29 آپ can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why the hell can't آپ piss in the toilet and not on it.
30. Most importantly: we are always right; so don't forget it.
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سہارا to my friend, آپ know who آپ are, for the idea and the inspiration. Thank آپ so much, آپ are awesome :)

Perfection.
That's a word all of us have, یا will have, tried to accomplish. I'm pretty sure one of آپ out there's trying to be the سب, سب سے اوپر of the class یا سب, سب سے اوپر of your sports team یا getting the attention of someone یا trying to make your parents proud یا something. And I'm pretty sure once یا twice one of us has failed. We've all felt insecure at one point, felt misery, darkness and pain. We've all felt the need to take our lives away یا draw blood یا run away یا something of that...
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posted by karpach_13
Fake carsickness.

Lean back in your نشست on the person behind you.
Ask. Are we there yet? Every 5 Minutes.

Have arguments with someone in the car.

Stick your head out the window like a dog.

Sing with the radio loudly even if آپ don’t know the words.

Actually get carsick.

Play with every gadget آپ find in the car.

Have belching contests.

Accelerate and brake every 4 seconds.

Count to 10 before going at a stop sign.

Run a yellow light but change your mind while آپ still can.

Drive down the left turn lane.

Slow down when آپ see a sign that says, “bridge may be icy,” especially in the dead of summer....
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posted by cute20k
Im swimming through the shadows
Try to escape from my fears
It's okay I'm fine
Ignore my tears.


Im dashing down the never ending hall
They might as well paint my fears on the wall
Whose gonna catch me when I fall
When I trip
Over the darkness

And don't let my smile fool ya
Cuz im just too sad to cry and
On the inside I am dyin'

Its like Im dying in my sleep
Im slowly killed سے طرف کی my dreams
Just remember that everything's never as it seems..

I could cry but say everything's alright
I'll just smile to get through the night.

Everything may look like it's going okay
But u can look past my smile
And its like nothings...
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haha I loved it...^.^ no offense to any blonde people around fanpop and around the world :D


Blonde Joke
the funniest blonde joke

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 منٹ looking at the مالٹا, نارنگی رس, جوس box because it کہا "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
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2. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

3. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

4. Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case

5. Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents

6. Farmer Bill Dies in House

7. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

8. Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

9. Stud Tires Out

10. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

11. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

12. Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again

13. British Left waffles کے, waffles on Falkland Islands

14. Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms

15. Eye Drops off Shelf

16. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids...
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