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posted by ase
1. Do آپ like pie?

2. Are you, یا have آپ ever been a squirrel?

3. Are آپ afraid of Pancakes?

4. Are آپ a people person یا a person people?

5. How many months are in a watermelon?

6. Have آپ ever wondered what it would be like if آپ were an apple?

7. Have آپ ever wanted to know if your best friend was a Nazi, too?

8. Can آپ get me a soda?

9. Why is water so dry?

10. Have آپ ever wanted to be and Illegal Alien from Outer Mexico? (No offense to Mexicans)

11. Are people actually rabid horses?

12. Have آپ ever eaten the ear of a snake?

13. Do آپ have a sword handy?

14. Do آپ like pie?

15. Am I weird to you?

16. Are آپ a thingy-majiger یا a Thingamabob?

17. Do آپ like to feel cow patties?

18. Is the best thing you've ever done in your life count to two?

19. Did آپ buy your brain off E-bay?

20. Did آپ notice 1 & 14 are the same question?

21. Are آپ so cheap آپ would buy your baby a used diaper?

22. Have آپ ever tried opening the hatch of a submarine while it was submerged?

23. If آپ کہا 'yes' to 22: Was it fun?

25. Did آپ kill your teddy برداشت, ریچھ when آپ were little?

26. Did آپ know there is no 24 in this list, because 24 is too funny?

27. Are آپ a possum?

28. Do آپ like waffles?

29. Have آپ ever feared that chipmunks are going to take over the world?

30. If آپ could breathe in space, would آپ go to Venus, Mars, Pluto, یا a black hole?

31. Are آپ suicidal?

32. If آپ کہا 'yes' to 31: Have آپ committed suicide yet?

33. Do آپ smoke... broccoli?

34. Are you, یا have آپ ever been a peach-berry pie?

35. Do آپ like eggs and bacon?

36. Are آپ a rabid squirrel?

37. Do آپ eat yourself?

38. Do آپ eat other people?

39. Have آپ ever died?

40. Are آپ on the right path in life... یا are آپ on the left one?

41. Do آپ eat feathers?

42. Are آپ dumber than a dodo?

43. Can آپ float like a rock?

44. Are آپ blonde, brunette, یا pinkish-blue (skin color)?

45. Have آپ ever dyed your butt?

46. Do آپ walk to Dunkin' Doughnuts to work off the calories?

47. Is your پسندیدہ color nose?

48. Are آپ a pig?

49. Are آپ a cannibal?

50. Are آپ glad this is over?
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posted by nmdis
ROAR
I used to bite my tongue and hold my breath
Scared to rock the کشتی and make a mess
So I sit quietly, agreed politely
I guess that I forgot I had a choice
I let آپ push me past the breaking point
I stood for nothing, so I fell for everything

You held me down, but I got up
Already brushing off the dust
You hear my voice, your hear that sound
Like thunder, gonna shake the ground
You held me down, but I got up
Get ready cause I’ve had enough
I see it all, I see it now

Chorus:
I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter, dancing through the آگ کے, آگ
Cause I am a champion and you’re gonna hear me...
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posted by nmdis
SLOW DOWN

Now that I have captured your attention
I want to steal آپ for a rhythm intervention
Mr. T, آپ say I'm ready for inspection
Show me how آپ make a first impression

Oh, oh
Can we take it nice and slow, slow
Break it down and drop it low, low
Cause I just wanna party all night in the neon lights 'til آپ can't let me go

I just wanna feel your body right اگلے to mine
All night long
Baby, slow down the song
And when it's coming closer to the end hit rewind
All night long
Baby, slow down the song

If آپ want me I'm accepting applications
So long as we keep this record on rotation
You know I'm good...
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posted by animelol
Mary asks everyone to guess her age. Thanks to the amazing effects of two safe, at-home anti-aging creams, her skin defies time, looking 20 years younger than it once did.

As a mom to two children in Hightstown, New Jersey, Mary leads the typical average American lifestyle. After working hard to provide for her family in this struggling economy, Mary can't afford to throw money at the newest beauty products, hoping they will work when all others have not lived up to their hype. Unhappy with the wrinkles and age spots on her face, not to mention the sagging skin on her neck, Mary strived to find...
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Ooooohhh
Ooh, yeah
You, آپ got a nasty reputation
We're in a sticky situation, it's down to me and you
So tell me, is it true, they say there ain't nobody better
Well now that we're together
Show me what آپ can do

You're under the gun
Out on the run
Gonna set the night on fire
Out on the run
Under the gun
Playin' to win

Raise your hands
When آپ want to let it go
Raise your hands
And آپ want to let a feeling show
Raise your hands
New York to Chicago
Raise your hands
From New Jersey to Tokyo
Whoa-whoa
Raise your hands

I, I've been out on the front line
Where you'll go down if آپ waste time
They'll walk all over...
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Once upon a time
Not so long ago
Tommy used to work on the docks
Union's been on strike, he's down on his luck
It's tough, so tough

Gina works the ڈنر, کھانے all day
Working for her man, she brings ہوم her pay
For love, mmm, for love

She says we got to hold on to what we've got
It doesn't make a difference if we make it یا not
We got each other and that's a lot
For love we'll give it a shot

Oh we're half way there
Whoa-oh livin' on a prayer
Take my hand, we'll make it I swear
Whoa-oh, livin' on a prayer

Tommy's got his six string in hock
Now he's holding in when he used to make it talk
So tough, mmm, it's tough

Gina...
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Listen people can't آپ hear the voices that are crying out
There's a hunger burning in the دل of their souls
Maybe now that I got آپ let me tell آپ what I'm talking 'bout
Stand up and shout tonight we'll lose control

(Oh, no)
I been down and mistreated
(Oh no, let’s go)
Now we're standing undefeated
(Yeah)

I'm (I’m) the king of the mountain
I'm (I’m) the king of the hill
I'm (I’m) the king of the mountain
I'm (I’m) the king of the hill

You spend your life working 9 to 5 it's like doing time
Boss man says "Hey boy, you'll never be no good"
With the night there's a magic in the air makes us...
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One دل one other
They met last summer
One اقدام she started
Now they love this way
The pain of pleasure
Lying together
You're at their mercy
As the telephone's ringing on

No one کہا there'd be nights like this
Risk your life for a stolen kiss

We live, we learn, we lie
For the price of love
We kiss then say goodbye
For the price of love
We live, we learn, we lie
For the price of love
We kiss then say goodbye
For the price of love

Each اقدام goes so slow
Until the door closed
No secret codes now
No word says baby goes down
One last dance then goodbye
Practicing his love lies
He runs to his wife
And you’re left holding...
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posted by cloudburst
I'm still alive but barely breathing
Just pray to a God that beloved in
Cause I got rime while she got freedom
Cause when a hertbreaks,no it don't breakeven

Her best days will be some of my worst
She finally met a man that's gonna put her first
While I'm wide awake she's no trouble sleeping
cause when a heartbreaks,no it don't breakeven,even,no

What am I suppose to do
When the best part of me is always آپ and
What am I suppose to say
When I'm all choked up and your okay

I'm falling to pieces,yeah
I'm falling to pieces

They say bad things happen for a reason
But no wise words gonna stop the bleeding
Cause...
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Pretty much in no specific order. Enjoy!

~~

CLANNAD + {CLANNAD After Story}

Easily an instant classic, and needs مزید publicity. Very touching with memorable characters. I don't recommended this عملی حکمت for anxious people (mostly boys) who aren't comfortable with a steady plot with not too much going on until later in the story. WARNING: 99% chance of uncontrollable crying. Good luck, my دوستوں xD

Main themes: Comedy, romance, drama, slice of life


Kuroshitsuji (I + II)

I have been a پرستار of this series for a long while. It's origins are Victorian Era England, which makes it enjoyable for anyone who's...
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1.Ask the produce manager if he happens to have any fresh Oompah Loompah fruit.

2.While holding a cantaloupe directly in front of your chest, squeeze it and smile dreamily.

3.Every time آپ turn the corner with your shopping cart, shout "Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!"

4.Go up to the manager and tell him یا her that you've lost your mommy.

5.While waiting in line at the checkout, juggle some lemons.

6.Tiptoe stealthily up and down the aisles - and around corners - with a magnifying glass.

7.While scratching frantically, ask the manager if he یا she has anything for body lice.

8.After visiting the bakery section,...
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posted by invadercalliope
CAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOPPPPEEEEEEE
CHHHHHHHHAAAAANNNNEEEELLLLLL!
HIA VIEWERS!
It's me your host Invader Calliope.
It's nice to see آپ again! :3
Well todays specail guest is......IGGINS!
Iggins:Oh It's me IGGIN *laughs*
Invader Calliope:Your laugh was way off.
Iggins:What?
Invader Calliope:I کہا YOUR LAUGH WAS WAY OFF!
Iggins:What do آپ mean?
Invader Calliope:YOUR LAUGH COMES FROM RIGHT HERE *places hand on heart*
Iggins:YES MA'AM!
Invader Calliope:Ok so we got that over with! It's time for some talking!
Iggins:O-ok!
Invader Calliope:*smiles*
Iggins:Hello?
Invader Calliope:So how was your trip IGGINS!
Iggin:I-it was easy I al-alread-already live close so it was easy.
Invader Calliope:Well that's nice to know.I'm closing the دکھائیں today! BYE! I HOPE آپ ENJOY THE SUPRISE PICTURE!
The End
posted by EllentheStrange
1.Go into the restroom,fall into the toilet and scream at the سب, سب سے اوپر of your lungs TOILET RAPE!
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy برداشت, ریچھ and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. آپ hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as آپ can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say آپ were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a random person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive آپ cheated on me with that whore" and point to a random girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If آپ are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If آپ are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz یا dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?"
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the اگلے week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told آپ I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell آپ again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can آپ tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
everyone is beautiful in their own way.
-Alana

just because آپ love someone else doesn't mean آپ have to break one مزید heart.
-alana

everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana

it doesn't matter how آپ look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana

life is never the same, آپ can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana

believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana

if آپ dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana

life is precious with who your with, not with who آپ want to be with.
-Alana

why be who your not, when آپ can enjoy being who آپ are.
-Alana

if آپ let yourself down, آپ let everyone behind آپ down.
-Alana

your first love will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana