1. Do آپ like pie?
2. Are you, یا have آپ ever been a squirrel?
3. Are آپ afraid of Pancakes?
4. Are آپ a people person یا a person people?
5. How many months are in a watermelon?
6. Have آپ ever wondered what it would be like if آپ were an apple?
7. Have آپ ever wanted to know if your best friend was a Nazi, too?
8. Can آپ get me a soda?
9. Why is water so dry?
10. Have آپ ever wanted to be and Illegal Alien from Outer Mexico? (No offense to Mexicans)
11. Are people actually rabid horses?
12. Have آپ ever eaten the ear of a snake?
13. Do آپ have a sword handy?
14. Do آپ like pie?
15. Am I weird to you?
16. Are آپ a thingy-majiger یا a Thingamabob?
17. Do آپ like to feel cow patties?
18. Is the best thing you've ever done in your life count to two?
19. Did آپ buy your brain off E-bay?
20. Did آپ notice 1 & 14 are the same question?
21. Are آپ so cheap آپ would buy your baby a used diaper?
22. Have آپ ever tried opening the hatch of a submarine while it was submerged?
23. If آپ کہا 'yes' to 22: Was it fun?
25. Did آپ kill your teddy برداشت, ریچھ when آپ were little?
26. Did آپ know there is no 24 in this list, because 24 is too funny?
27. Are آپ a possum?
28. Do آپ like waffles?
29. Have آپ ever feared that chipmunks are going to take over the world?
30. If آپ could breathe in space, would آپ go to Venus, Mars, Pluto, یا a black hole?
31. Are آپ suicidal?
32. If آپ کہا 'yes' to 31: Have آپ committed suicide yet?
33. Do آپ smoke... broccoli?
34. Are you, یا have آپ ever been a peach-berry pie?
35. Do آپ like eggs and bacon?
36. Are آپ a rabid squirrel?
37. Do آپ eat yourself?
38. Do آپ eat other people?
39. Have آپ ever died?
40. Are آپ on the right path in life... یا are آپ on the left one?
41. Do آپ eat feathers?
42. Are آپ dumber than a dodo?
43. Can آپ float like a rock?
44. Are آپ blonde, brunette, یا pinkish-blue (skin color)?
45. Have آپ ever dyed your butt?
46. Do آپ walk to Dunkin' Doughnuts to work off the calories?
47. Is your پسندیدہ color nose?
48. Are آپ a pig?
49. Are آپ a cannibal?
50. Are آپ glad this is over?
2. Are you, یا have آپ ever been a squirrel?
3. Are آپ afraid of Pancakes?
4. Are آپ a people person یا a person people?
5. How many months are in a watermelon?
6. Have آپ ever wondered what it would be like if آپ were an apple?
7. Have آپ ever wanted to know if your best friend was a Nazi, too?
8. Can آپ get me a soda?
9. Why is water so dry?
10. Have آپ ever wanted to be and Illegal Alien from Outer Mexico? (No offense to Mexicans)
11. Are people actually rabid horses?
12. Have آپ ever eaten the ear of a snake?
13. Do آپ have a sword handy?
14. Do آپ like pie?
15. Am I weird to you?
16. Are آپ a thingy-majiger یا a Thingamabob?
17. Do آپ like to feel cow patties?
18. Is the best thing you've ever done in your life count to two?
19. Did آپ buy your brain off E-bay?
20. Did آپ notice 1 & 14 are the same question?
21. Are آپ so cheap آپ would buy your baby a used diaper?
22. Have آپ ever tried opening the hatch of a submarine while it was submerged?
23. If آپ کہا 'yes' to 22: Was it fun?
25. Did آپ kill your teddy برداشت, ریچھ when آپ were little?
26. Did آپ know there is no 24 in this list, because 24 is too funny?
27. Are آپ a possum?
28. Do آپ like waffles?
29. Have آپ ever feared that chipmunks are going to take over the world?
30. If آپ could breathe in space, would آپ go to Venus, Mars, Pluto, یا a black hole?
31. Are آپ suicidal?
32. If آپ کہا 'yes' to 31: Have آپ committed suicide yet?
33. Do آپ smoke... broccoli?
34. Are you, یا have آپ ever been a peach-berry pie?
35. Do آپ like eggs and bacon?
36. Are آپ a rabid squirrel?
37. Do آپ eat yourself?
38. Do آپ eat other people?
39. Have آپ ever died?
40. Are آپ on the right path in life... یا are آپ on the left one?
41. Do آپ eat feathers?
42. Are آپ dumber than a dodo?
43. Can آپ float like a rock?
44. Are آپ blonde, brunette, یا pinkish-blue (skin color)?
45. Have آپ ever dyed your butt?
46. Do آپ walk to Dunkin' Doughnuts to work off the calories?
47. Is your پسندیدہ color nose?
48. Are آپ a pig?
49. Are آپ a cannibal?
50. Are آپ glad this is over?
CHHHHHHHHAAAAANNNNEEEELLLLLL!
HIA VIEWERS!
It's me your host Invader Calliope.
It's nice to see آپ again! :3
Well todays specail guest is......IGGINS!
Iggins:Oh It's me IGGIN *laughs*
Invader Calliope:Your laugh was way off.
Iggins:What?
Invader Calliope:I کہا YOUR LAUGH WAS WAY OFF!
Iggins:What do آپ mean?
Invader Calliope:YOUR LAUGH COMES FROM RIGHT HERE *places hand on heart*
Iggins:YES MA'AM!
Invader Calliope:Ok so we got that over with! It's time for some talking!
Iggins:O-ok!
Invader Calliope:*smiles*
Iggins:Hello?
Invader Calliope:So how was your trip IGGINS!
Iggin:I-it was easy I al-alread-already live close so it was easy.
Invader Calliope:Well that's nice to know.I'm closing the دکھائیں today! BYE! I HOPE آپ ENJOY THE SUPRISE PICTURE!
The End
1.Go into the restroom,fall into the toilet and scream at the سب, سب سے اوپر of your lungs TOILET RAPE!
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy برداشت, ریچھ and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. آپ hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as آپ can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say آپ were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a random person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive آپ cheated on me with that whore" and point to a random girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If آپ are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If آپ are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz یا dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy برداشت, ریچھ and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. آپ hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as آپ can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say آپ were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a random person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive آپ cheated on me with that whore" and point to a random girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If آپ are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If آپ are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz یا dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?"
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the اگلے week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told آپ I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell آپ again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can آپ tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the اگلے week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told آپ I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell آپ again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can آپ tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
everyone is beautiful in their own way.
-Alana
just because آپ love someone else doesn't mean آپ have to break one مزید heart.
-alana
everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana
it doesn't matter how آپ look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana
life is never the same, آپ can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana
believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana
if آپ dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana
life is precious with who your with, not with who آپ want to be with.
-Alana
why be who your not, when آپ can enjoy being who آپ are.
-Alana
if آپ let yourself down, آپ let everyone behind آپ down.
-Alana
your first love will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana
-Alana
just because آپ love someone else doesn't mean آپ have to break one مزید heart.
-alana
everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana
it doesn't matter how آپ look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana
life is never the same, آپ can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana
believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana
if آپ dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana
life is precious with who your with, not with who آپ want to be with.
-Alana
why be who your not, when آپ can enjoy being who آپ are.
-Alana
if آپ let yourself down, آپ let everyone behind آپ down.
-Alana
your first love will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana