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1. Do آپ like pie?

2. Are you, یا have آپ ever been a squirrel?

3. Are آپ afraid of Pancakes?

4. Are آپ a people person یا a person people?

5. How many months are in a watermelon?

6. Have آپ ever wondered what it would be like if آپ were an apple?

7. Have آپ ever wanted to know if your best friend was a Nazi, too?

8. Can آپ get me a soda?

9. Why is water so dry?

10. Have آپ ever wanted to be and Illegal Alien from Outer Mexico? (No offense to Mexicans)

11. Are people actually rabid horses?

12. Have آپ ever eaten the ear of a snake?

13. Do آپ have a sword handy?

14. Do آپ like pie?

15. Am I weird to you?

16. Are آپ a thingy-majiger یا a Thingamabob?

17. Do آپ like to feel cow patties?

18. Is the best thing you've ever done in your life count to two?

19. Did آپ buy your brain off E-bay?

20. Did آپ notice 1 & 14 are the same question?

21. Are آپ so cheap آپ would buy your baby a used diaper?

22. Have آپ ever tried opening the hatch of a submarine while it was submerged?

23. If آپ کہا 'yes' to 22: Was it fun?

25. Did آپ kill your teddy برداشت, ریچھ when آپ were little?

26. Did آپ know there is no 24 in this list, because 24 is too funny?

27. Are آپ a possum?

28. Do آپ like waffles?

29. Have آپ ever feared that chipmunks are going to take over the world?

30. If آپ could breathe in space, would آپ go to Venus, Mars, Pluto, یا a black hole?

31. Are آپ suicidal?

32. If آپ کہا 'yes' to 31: Have آپ committed suicide yet?

33. Do آپ smoke... broccoli?

34. Are you, یا have آپ ever been a peach-berry pie?

35. Do آپ like eggs and bacon?

36. Are آپ a rabid squirrel?

37. Do آپ eat yourself?

38. Do آپ eat other people?

39. Have آپ ever died?

40. Are آپ on the right path in life... یا are آپ on the left one?

41. Do آپ eat feathers?

42. Are آپ dumber than a dodo?

43. Can آپ float like a rock?

44. Are آپ blonde, brunette, یا pinkish-blue (skin color)?

45. Have آپ ever dyed your butt?

46. Do آپ walk to Dunkin' Doughnuts to work off the calories?

47. Is your پسندیدہ color nose?

48. Are آپ a pig?

49. Are آپ a cannibal?

50. Are آپ glad this is over?
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girls that are goth
they hate jocks
they hate it when u talk about sports
they hate it when u talk to much
they never want to do anything when their in a mood
they dont watch american idol
they dont like u to talk about american idol
they hate it when u say "why do u always wear black?"
they hate it when u bring them flowers
they hate it when u try to "make moves"
they hate it when u bring them to parties with people she doesn't know

girls that are smart
they like it when u say "your smartness is cute"
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posted by Cantwait4book5
Dear Noah,
We could have sworn آپ کہا the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely, Unicorns

Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection.
Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic

Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely, The Titanic

Dear J.K. Rowling,
Your کتابیں are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?
Sincerely, Anonymous


Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely, Canada

Dear Boyfriend,
I can make...
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