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Just copy it, خارج my responses and add your own. Post the results in the تبصرے if آپ like. Yeah I know this should be an answer but it wouldn't fit there. Yes, I'm also aware that mine sounds kind of lame.


Write Down Ten Random Characters.
1.Damon Washington
2. Louis Fitch
3. John Stone
4. Captain
5. Maureen Mason
6. Shaggy Rodgers
7. Ariana Sanchez
8. Jesse Longford
9. Vikram Mahajan
10. Velma Dinkley
Four invites Three and Eight to رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا at their own house. What happens?
Stone and Longford: Fitch?
Captain: Who?
Longford: So you’re not Fitch?
Captain: No.
آپ need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One یا Six?
Me: This is pretty easy, no offense Damon, but you’ve got the crying baby and the annoying, I mean nice wife. Shaggy would be a good choice if I really want to get some sleep.
Two and Seven are making out when Ten walks in. Ten's reaction?
Velma: *very lost walking along, opens up random door* Ahhh! What the…this is not the library!
Fitch: *to Sanchez* I told آپ we should have locked the door.
Sanchez: *extremely embarrassed* اگلے time we will.
Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens?
Me, Stone, Shaggy and Longford: What the…?! No way, this سوال will be trashed! *turn to each other laughing* Jinx!
Four jumps آپ in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten, یا seven?
Captain: *jumps out from behind crate* BOO!
Me: What the…? Captain, یا is it…no never mind definitely Captain.
Captain: Affirmative.
Fitch: *runs into alley, gun drawn* Hey! Let her go! *sees Captain’s face* Who are you? Why do آپ look like me?
Me: Time for introductions, Captain, Fitch. Fitch, Captain. You’re both characters played سے طرف کی the same actor, Michael Imperioli, that’s why آپ look alike.
Fitch: Wait, what do آپ mean we’re characters? A character is fictional.
Me: I’m sorry, it had to come out sooner یا later. Didn’t آپ ever wonder why آپ can never remember what happens on days other than Tuesday? And Captain, weren’t آپ ever curious why آپ don’t have a first and last name, یا why آپ can never discover what yellow fever is?
Captain and Fitch: *both look like I’ve gave them some profound insight*
One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen منٹ later, what happens?
Washington: Great I have a new baby AND I have to do a cooking show? How am I supposed to manage? *takes burnt پیزا out of the oven*
Three has to marry either Eight, Four, یا Nine. Who do they choose?
Stone: Oh this is just sick, it’s all dudes.
Longford: I'll se pensate che permetteva di sposarsi, voi sei malato. (If آپ think I’ll marry you, you’re sick.) *leaves*
Mahajan: No way, dude! *also leaves*
Captain: * wonders out loud, kind of talking to me* I wonder what Michael Imperioli would do in a situation like this?
Me: آپ know, I actually don’t know, he’s played a lot of mobster characters so maybe…
Stone: *interrupts annoyed* Who the hell is this Michael guy آپ bought up and what does what you’re talking about even mean?
Me: It means you’ll be dead soon.
Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it?
Sanchez: * to Fitch* Okay, I’ll try to be polite here, I’m not going to hold a gun to your head یا anything, but I do have to handcuff you. *grins, dangles handcuffs*
Mason: *about to walk in to demand Sanchez sets Fitch free. تبصرہ directed towards me* They’re enjoying this way too much aren’t they?
Me: Yeah, sorry.
Mason: آپ corrupted my team!
Me: As a shipper of the two of them, I couldn’t pass up the opportunity.
Mason: Well I’m not going in there, even if I’m supposed to demand ransom.
Me: I wouldn’t either.
Everyone gangs up on Three. Does Three stand a chance?
Stone: What did I do? I don’t deserve to die!
Me: Well I really don’t like you!
Stone: Why? *to others* Guys, آپ won’t believe this physco girl will you?
*everybody nods yes simultaneously*
Me: I don’t like آپ because you’re a pretty boy and آپ come in between my سیکنڈ پسندیدہ couple.
Stone: Fine, I’ll stop chasing Sanchez if آپ don’t kill me.
Me: I don’t believe آپ *shoots him* Nobody says anything, we’re gonna make this look like a mob killing. *waves gun in others faces* Nobody says anything!
Everyone is invited to Two and Seven's wedding except for Eight? How does Eight react?
Longford: Why wasn’t I invited to the wedding, آپ invited Stone!
Sanchez: And I’m guessing he’ll be a no show.
Longford: Then maybe آپ can uninvite him and invite me instead?
Fitch and Sanchez: *consider this* Maybe.
Longford: Really guys, I invited آپ to my…okay actually I didn’t but the reason was I didn’t know آپ at the time!
Why is Six afraid of Seven?
Shaggy: Oh my gosh, your hair! It’s so long and black!
Sanchez:* to me* Is this really why he’s scared of me?
Me: I couldn’t think of anything better.
Sanchez: How about either I have a gun یا most people think my fiancée is nuts?
Me: I’m not insulting Fitch, but the gun thing might work.
Shaggy: *starts panicking again* Zoinks! آپ have a gun! A gun! *repeats a gun over and over*
Me and Sanchez: We get it already!
Nine arrives too late for Two and Seven's wedding? What happens and why were they late?
Mahajan: Sorry I’m late I uh Mason made me fill out lots of papers.
Fitch: Mason’s right over there, and آپ didn’t have a case, so آپ didn’t have any paperwork.
Mahajan: Okay, I admit it I hate weddings. Marriage is icky. (not the best thing to say to the groom)
Fitch: O_O
Five and Nine get drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
Mason:*lecturing me* آپ never fill out your paperwork at the precinct, you’re a very bad detective! Come to think of it, آپ never دکھائیں up for work either.
Me: But that’s because I’m not a detective, I’m not even out of high school…
Mahajan: *slurred* Don’t lie to the Lieutenant, Detective, it makes her very angry.
Me: But I’m not a detective!
Nine murders Two's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does Two do to get back?
Mahajan: *To Sanchez* So I guess I have to kill you.
Me: Wait, wait you’re not supposed warn her!
Sanchez: Yeah, but I guess I’m not complaining.
Me: Okay, lets just trash this سوال shall we?
Six and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One یا themselves?
Shaggy: Like Zoinks! It’s a, it’s a…
Washington: *rolls eyes* It’s your own reflection Shaggy.
Eight and Three go camping. But they forget food. What do they do?
Longford: *looks through bags* Umm Stone, آپ packed food right?
Stone: I thought آپ packed food.
Longford: No that was your job! Forget this, I’m going to Italy.
Five is in a car accident and is critically injured. What does Nine do?
Mahajan: What happened to my boss?! She didn’t deserve this! Who will take care of her daughters!
The کوئز is over. سے طرف کی the way, how did Two and Seven end up?
Mason: Where are Fitch and Sanchez? *turns to me* آپ know where they are, right?
Me: Yeah, but I’m a bit too lazy to figure it out, they’re probably on their honeymoon and آپ really don’t want me to go into detail on that.
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U guys i need all of your help please?
kay i have 3 سوالات n i need 10 جوابات 4 each please i will need your help?
1st سوال is... if آپ found a wallet if ten thousands dollars in it what would آپ do n why?
2nd سوال is... if آپ could go any where in the world where would u go n why
n my last سوال is... if ur I-Pod یا cell-phone fell in the toilet what would u do n why
please everyone i need ur advise and یا help with this یا else i will get a big fat 0 n my mom doesn`t want me 2 get a big fat 0!
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This may seem hard to believe, but it's true: Justin Bieber's manager has been arrested for NOT tweeting.

Scott "Scooter" Braun, manager for the tween heartthrob, was arrested on Long Island today on charges of reckless endangerment and criminal nuisance, reports AP.

In November, Braun, 28, took Bieber to a mall appearance in Garden City, N.Y. The crowd of teenage girls became unruly, and police told Braun to announce on Twitter that the event was canceled. Prosecutors say Braun waited 1 1/2 hours before Tweeting -- and the riot got worse. Braun's lawyers say he Tweeted seven منٹ after cops' request.

Meanwhile, Justin tweeted earlier today:

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