Just some of my favorite quotes.
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•Dance like your vagina's on fire.
•Don't be a dick just grow one.
•He haunts me like a nightmare, his image is everywhere, he doesn't leave me alone, i can't escape him یا erase him, when i know he's not coming
home.
•If آپ want something you've never had, then you've got to do something you've done.
•How can I go آگے when I don't know which way I'm facing.
•No one is free, Even the birds are chained to the sky.
•And the feeling when I'm with you,right there, is the exact reason why I never gave up on آپ when everyone else کہا stop trying.
•Smart has the plan, Stupid has the stories.
•1 Universe, 9 Planets, 204 Countries, 7 Seas, 6 Billion People, and I only want you.
•Just 'cause you're breathing, doesn't mean you're alive.
•We all have scars.We all have stories.
•Shut Up, I wear heels bigger than your dick.
•Love sucks, True love swallows.
•We stopped checking for monsters under our بستر when we realized they're inside of us.
•Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too.They live inside us, and sometimes, they win.
•Some people believe in God. I believe in music. Some people pray, I turn up the radio.
•Some people care too much, I thinks it's called love.
•The prettiest dresses are worn to be taken off.
•My head screamed no.My دل whispered yes.Reality told me not to, but hope told me to give it a shot.
•Life is like a taxi. The meter keeps ticking whether you're getting somewhere یا standing still.
•Words are like bullets.They kill as good as any gun.
•Science flies آپ to the moon, religion into skyscrapers.
•You deserve a handjob from Edward Scissorhand.
•Don't let the past and useless details choke your existence.
•If someone hurts you, make the کتیا, کتيا pay.
•Don't look back, unless it's a good view.
•Life was much easier when سیب, ایپل and بلیک بیری were just fruits.
•Never regret what once made آپ happy.
•I hate when people say I look miserable when I'm just sitting there. Do I need to paint a smile on my face all the time?
•Do not give up, the beginning is always the hardest.
•We don't have a million years. Nobody does, my love.
•There was a difference what آپ کہا and what آپ did.
•11.) Reading old conversations over, and over.
•Everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end.
•Telling someone why آپ love them is like explaining what water taste like.
•Sometimes آپ need a breakdown. Like yelling at everyone, cry until آپ fall and can't breathe.Then آپ feel better. And if آپ don't, then atleast people know you're not okay.
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•Dance like your vagina's on fire.
•Don't be a dick just grow one.
•He haunts me like a nightmare, his image is everywhere, he doesn't leave me alone, i can't escape him یا erase him, when i know he's not coming
home.
•If آپ want something you've never had, then you've got to do something you've done.
•How can I go آگے when I don't know which way I'm facing.
•No one is free, Even the birds are chained to the sky.
•And the feeling when I'm with you,right there, is the exact reason why I never gave up on آپ when everyone else کہا stop trying.
•Smart has the plan, Stupid has the stories.
•1 Universe, 9 Planets, 204 Countries, 7 Seas, 6 Billion People, and I only want you.
•Just 'cause you're breathing, doesn't mean you're alive.
•We all have scars.We all have stories.
•Shut Up, I wear heels bigger than your dick.
•Love sucks, True love swallows.
•We stopped checking for monsters under our بستر when we realized they're inside of us.
•Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too.They live inside us, and sometimes, they win.
•Some people believe in God. I believe in music. Some people pray, I turn up the radio.
•Some people care too much, I thinks it's called love.
•The prettiest dresses are worn to be taken off.
•My head screamed no.My دل whispered yes.Reality told me not to, but hope told me to give it a shot.
•Life is like a taxi. The meter keeps ticking whether you're getting somewhere یا standing still.
•Words are like bullets.They kill as good as any gun.
•Science flies آپ to the moon, religion into skyscrapers.
•You deserve a handjob from Edward Scissorhand.
•Don't let the past and useless details choke your existence.
•If someone hurts you, make the کتیا, کتيا pay.
•Don't look back, unless it's a good view.
•Life was much easier when سیب, ایپل and بلیک بیری were just fruits.
•Never regret what once made آپ happy.
•I hate when people say I look miserable when I'm just sitting there. Do I need to paint a smile on my face all the time?
•Do not give up, the beginning is always the hardest.
•We don't have a million years. Nobody does, my love.
•There was a difference what آپ کہا and what آپ did.
•11.) Reading old conversations over, and over.
•Everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end.
•Telling someone why آپ love them is like explaining what water taste like.
•Sometimes آپ need a breakdown. Like yelling at everyone, cry until آپ fall and can't breathe.Then آپ feel better. And if آپ don't, then atleast people know you're not okay.
DEMENTED POEMS
Roses are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
Roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
Roses are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And دکھائیں me your tits
Roses make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And آپ love it up the shitter
Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
Roses are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
Roses are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
Roses are shit
Violets are crap
دکھائیں me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
Roses are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And نگلنا it down
Roses are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
Roses are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
Roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
Roses are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And دکھائیں me your tits
Roses make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And آپ love it up the shitter
Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
Roses are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
Roses are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
Roses are shit
Violets are crap
دکھائیں me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
Roses are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And نگلنا it down
Roses are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
my friend sent me this text message a while پہلے and i thought it was hilarious!!!
i need to ask آپ somethingand i want آپ to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how آپ feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want آپ to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi یا Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
i need to ask آپ somethingand i want آپ to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how آپ feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want آپ to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi یا Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.