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posted by Mallory101
Just some of my favorite quotes.
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•Dance like your vagina's on fire.

•Don't be a dick just grow one.

•He haunts me like a nightmare, his image is everywhere, he doesn't leave me alone, i can't escape him یا erase him, when i know he's not coming
home.

•If آپ want something you've never had, then you've got to do something you've done.

•How can I go آگے when I don't know which way I'm facing.

•No one is free, Even the birds are chained to the sky.

•And the feeling when I'm with you,right there, is the exact reason why I never gave up on آپ when everyone else کہا stop trying.

•Smart has the plan, Stupid has the stories.

•1 Universe, 9 Planets, 204 Countries, 7 Seas, 6 Billion People, and I only want you.

•Just 'cause you're breathing, doesn't mean you're alive.

•We all have scars.We all have stories.

•Shut Up, I wear heels bigger than your dick.

•Love sucks, True love swallows.

•We stopped checking for monsters under our بستر when we realized they're inside of us.

•Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too.They live inside us, and sometimes, they win.

•Some people believe in God. I believe in music. Some people pray, I turn up the radio.

•Some people care too much, I thinks it's called love.

•The prettiest dresses are worn to be taken off.

•My head screamed no.My دل whispered yes.Reality told me not to, but hope told me to give it a shot.

•Life is like a taxi. The meter keeps ticking whether you're getting somewhere یا standing still.

•Words are like bullets.They kill as good as any gun.

•Science flies آپ to the moon, religion into skyscrapers.

•You deserve a handjob from Edward Scissorhand.

•Don't let the past and useless details choke your existence.

•If someone hurts you, make the کتیا, کتيا pay.

•Don't look back, unless it's a good view.

•Life was much easier when سیب, ایپل and بلیک بیری were just fruits.

•Never regret what once made آپ happy.

•I hate when people say I look miserable when I'm just sitting there. Do I need to paint a smile on my face all the time?

•Do not give up, the beginning is always the hardest.

•We don't have a million years. Nobody does, my love.

•There was a difference what آپ کہا and what آپ did.

•11.) Reading old conversations over, and over.

•Everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end.

•Telling someone why آپ love them is like explaining what water taste like.

•Sometimes آپ need a breakdown. Like yelling at everyone, cry until آپ fall and can't breathe.Then آپ feel better. And if آپ don't, then atleast people know you're not okay.
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Let's take the "Cody Leach" approach and do the good, the mixed, and the bad..

When I say I have negatives I'm not saying they ruin the show, they are just complaints I have that i do feel I want to address..


THE GOOD:
* Let's just say it, Brandon Roger's مجموعی طور پر prefamance. Not only is he his uaual hammy zany self. But he has a lot "they really can act" moments in the show's مزید serious scenes..
* The shows مجموعی طور پر qulity. آپ can tell Viv and the team puts a lot of money into it..
* آپ can tell Viv was exploring a lot ideas for Hazbin in this series. From the Heaven episode, to the idea of...
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posted by CullenProperty
1.    Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys love flirts.
3. A guy can like آپ for a minute, and then forget آپ afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are آپ doing something?" یا "Have آپ eaten already?" are the first usual سوالات a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all دن but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you,...
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posted by milorox18
1. I love the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I love the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I love the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I love the way آپ look at me.

5. I love how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I love the way I can’t imagine a دن without آپ in my life.

7. I love the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I love the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I love the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I love how I know you’ll always be there when I need آپ to be.

11....
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1. Angus is for a beefy yet cute boyfriend, یا to bolster up the woefully sagging self-esteem of a weak, pasty face limb noodle who does your homework for you.

2. Babe - is a classic cute boyfriend nickname that will only get آپ in a slight amount of trouble in front of his friends. ( i call mine this)

3. Baby Boo Boo - is for a boyfriend that you'd like to castrate slowly سے طرف کی giving him effeminate names.

4. Bunny-kins - means you're cousins and will be humping like bunnies at the اگلے family wedding.

5. Bunny Wabbit - آپ may as well stroke his belly with a coonskin ٹوپی and feed him grapes when...
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DEMENTED POEMS

Roses are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

Roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

Roses are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And دکھائیں me your tits

Roses make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And آپ love it up the shitter

Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

Roses are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky

Roses are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

Roses are shit
Violets are crap
دکھائیں me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

Roses are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And نگلنا it down

Roses are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
posted by Bubblekat
1. Go around stores, pick up items and yell out really loudly "Who buys this CRAP anyway?!"

2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar آپ grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something یا someone

3. Go up to a random person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say

4. Laugh randomly

5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki random noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up

6. If your near a فاؤنٹین, چشمہ run to it and start splashing in it

7. If your mom starts nagging to آپ in public about the...
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1. At the movies: When آپ meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are آپ doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t آپ try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When آپ ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala”...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
my friend sent me this text message a while پہلے and i thought it was hilarious!!!




i need to ask آپ somethingand i want آپ to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how آپ feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want آپ to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...

Pepsi یا Coke?



Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
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Source: Google
I found this hilarious مضمون on pcworld.com
Don't know who the مصنف is, but he's funny.

1. Backward Thinking
"I sold my only car to help pay for gas money, but now gas has come down in price. How do I get my car back?"
I tried to contact this guy, but it turns out that he also sold his computer to help pay for his Internet connection.

2. It's ایوارڈز Lock--Capisce?
"HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK? I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF."
Note to self: Register howtoturnoffcapslock.com; make millions.

3. Credit Crunch
"I wanted to see if my computer would read my...
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posted by Sheetal1256
Here are some funny New Year's resolutions for 2012...
I will think of a ورڈ پاس other than "password" یا "hello".

I will not tell the same story at every get together.

I won't worry so much.

I will cut my hair.

I will grow my hair.

I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits اگلے to me again, I'll tell him he stinks!

I will be مزید imaginative.

I will not bore my boss سے طرف کی with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some مزید excuses.

I will do less laundry and use مزید deodorant.

I will avoid taking a bath whenever...
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Give my regards to broadway. o-O

*Insert epic theme song here*

Alright, I'm pretty sure we all know who Spongebob is. The دکھائیں was a funny, crazy, and inventive kids دکھائیں that pretty much EVERYBODY ALIVE has at least heard of.

The دکھائیں had memorable characters, funny comedy that everyone can enjoy, and.......

CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAATEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! ^____^

But one of my پسندیدہ parts of the دکھائیں was the songs, and today we're counting down the best of them!

BECAUSE NOBODY CAN SING BETTER THAN A TALKING SPONGE. ;D

#10. Striped Sweater!

link

Shots fired.

Seriously, this is EASILY the stupidest song on this...
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