Just some of my favorite quotes.
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•Dance like your vagina's on fire.
•Don't be a dick just grow one.
•He haunts me like a nightmare, his image is everywhere, he doesn't leave me alone, i can't escape him یا erase him, when i know he's not coming
home.
•If آپ want something you've never had, then you've got to do something you've done.
•How can I go آگے when I don't know which way I'm facing.
•No one is free, Even the birds are chained to the sky.
•And the feeling when I'm with you,right there, is the exact reason why I never gave up on آپ when everyone else کہا stop trying.
•Smart has the plan, Stupid has the stories.
•1 Universe, 9 Planets, 204 Countries, 7 Seas, 6 Billion People, and I only want you.
•Just 'cause you're breathing, doesn't mean you're alive.
•We all have scars.We all have stories.
•Shut Up, I wear heels bigger than your dick.
•Love sucks, True love swallows.
•We stopped checking for monsters under our بستر when we realized they're inside of us.
•Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too.They live inside us, and sometimes, they win.
•Some people believe in God. I believe in music. Some people pray, I turn up the radio.
•Some people care too much, I thinks it's called love.
•The prettiest dresses are worn to be taken off.
•My head screamed no.My دل whispered yes.Reality told me not to, but hope told me to give it a shot.
•Life is like a taxi. The meter keeps ticking whether you're getting somewhere یا standing still.
•Words are like bullets.They kill as good as any gun.
•Science flies آپ to the moon, religion into skyscrapers.
•You deserve a handjob from Edward Scissorhand.
•Don't let the past and useless details choke your existence.
•If someone hurts you, make the کتیا, کتيا pay.
•Don't look back, unless it's a good view.
•Life was much easier when سیب, ایپل and بلیک بیری were just fruits.
•Never regret what once made آپ happy.
•I hate when people say I look miserable when I'm just sitting there. Do I need to paint a smile on my face all the time?
•Do not give up, the beginning is always the hardest.
•We don't have a million years. Nobody does, my love.
•There was a difference what آپ کہا and what آپ did.
•11.) Reading old conversations over, and over.
•Everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end.
•Telling someone why آپ love them is like explaining what water taste like.
•Sometimes آپ need a breakdown. Like yelling at everyone, cry until آپ fall and can't breathe.Then آپ feel better. And if آپ don't, then atleast people know you're not okay.
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•Dance like your vagina's on fire.
•Don't be a dick just grow one.
•He haunts me like a nightmare, his image is everywhere, he doesn't leave me alone, i can't escape him یا erase him, when i know he's not coming
home.
•If آپ want something you've never had, then you've got to do something you've done.
•How can I go آگے when I don't know which way I'm facing.
•No one is free, Even the birds are chained to the sky.
•And the feeling when I'm with you,right there, is the exact reason why I never gave up on آپ when everyone else کہا stop trying.
•Smart has the plan, Stupid has the stories.
•1 Universe, 9 Planets, 204 Countries, 7 Seas, 6 Billion People, and I only want you.
•Just 'cause you're breathing, doesn't mean you're alive.
•We all have scars.We all have stories.
•Shut Up, I wear heels bigger than your dick.
•Love sucks, True love swallows.
•We stopped checking for monsters under our بستر when we realized they're inside of us.
•Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too.They live inside us, and sometimes, they win.
•Some people believe in God. I believe in music. Some people pray, I turn up the radio.
•Some people care too much, I thinks it's called love.
•The prettiest dresses are worn to be taken off.
•My head screamed no.My دل whispered yes.Reality told me not to, but hope told me to give it a shot.
•Life is like a taxi. The meter keeps ticking whether you're getting somewhere یا standing still.
•Words are like bullets.They kill as good as any gun.
•Science flies آپ to the moon, religion into skyscrapers.
•You deserve a handjob from Edward Scissorhand.
•Don't let the past and useless details choke your existence.
•If someone hurts you, make the کتیا, کتيا pay.
•Don't look back, unless it's a good view.
•Life was much easier when سیب, ایپل and بلیک بیری were just fruits.
•Never regret what once made آپ happy.
•I hate when people say I look miserable when I'm just sitting there. Do I need to paint a smile on my face all the time?
•Do not give up, the beginning is always the hardest.
•We don't have a million years. Nobody does, my love.
•There was a difference what آپ کہا and what آپ did.
•11.) Reading old conversations over, and over.
•Everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end.
•Telling someone why آپ love them is like explaining what water taste like.
•Sometimes آپ need a breakdown. Like yelling at everyone, cry until آپ fall and can't breathe.Then آپ feel better. And if آپ don't, then atleast people know you're not okay.
nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan
coca: i want coca!!!
me: آپ want yourself O.o
barney: lets sing a lame پچھواڑے, گدا song!!!!
c+m: *screams like girls* NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Barney: *jumps off bridge*
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*micowave dings*
me: le gasp!!!! my burrito کی, بوریٹو is done!!!!
*finds elmo eating my burrito*
me: ارے THAT'S MY BURRITO!!!!!!!!!!
coca: *bits elmo's arm*
I WILL BITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*barney walks in*
me: WTF!?!?!? YOUR SUPPOST TO BE DEAD!!!!!!!!!
barney: nom nom nom nom.........
coca: *throws elmo out the window*
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
*elmo lands on barney with a splat*
elmo: WHAT THE FUCK MAN!!!!!!!
coca: i though آپ were a KID'S show!
me: this is getting rediculous!!!!
elmo: kids suck.....
*me and coca gasp's*
barney: i hate my dino life......
me: we all do purple shit, we all do..
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FIN
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OMG ITS THE FIRSTT EPISOE OF CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
IF YOUR WONDERING I ATE TONS AN TONS OF SUGER TODAY YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Now todays topic is....MUSIC!
Today i will be talking about MUSIC!
Well gir and the doom song is a big hit its on the سب, سب سے اوپر 100's isn't that amazing!
Another person i like is Marilyn Manson!
I like is Skillet!
Now lets talk about a thing i wrote!
Pokemon Pick Peaches!
Well thats it with todays episode of the calliope channel and enjoy the random picture i posted!
SEEEE YA
The End