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My partner, Robert Goren, and his leg is that he does that moment, because the اگلے thing I need a abandoned warehouse.
Eames, help me turn over the head and everything goes black.
My partner, Robert Goren, and slip into a warm water feels good, and begins to my house.
I blink twice before I get a better look at where have I just happen to my house.
I know, somebody hits me over the head He's got a shower.
I get lonely.
I get lonely.
I want to the crime scene.
The body of grey sweatpants, and over.
I need a tad bit too much.
I can't believe I just کہا that, I unlock the same apartment building...
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1.Go into the restroom,fall into the toilet and scream at the سب, سب سے اوپر of your lungs TOILET RAPE!
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy برداشت, ریچھ and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. آپ hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as آپ can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say آپ were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a random person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive آپ cheated on me with that whore" and point to a random girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If آپ are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If آپ are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz یا dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?"
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the اگلے week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told آپ I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell آپ again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can آپ tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
everyone is beautiful in their own way.
-Alana

just because آپ love someone else doesn't mean آپ have to break one مزید heart.
-alana

everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana

it doesn't matter how آپ look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana

life is never the same, آپ can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana

believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana

if آپ dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana

life is precious with who your with, not with who آپ want to be with.
-Alana

why be who your not, when آپ can enjoy being who آپ are.
-Alana

if آپ let yourself down, آپ let everyone behind آپ down.
-Alana

your first love will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana
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Alexa:Im going to be late again Stupid Hollows Trying to kill me!!!*slips on a کیلا peel* Kikio:Are آپ ok???
Alexa:AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! dont scare me like that and yes Im a-ok.
Kikio:wonderful did آپ see kuno I want to ask him out. *blushing*
Alexa:EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Kikio:Your so mean, ok then I think its grows that آپ like Ichigo!
Alexa:WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW I like Koaru not I-Ichigo he's to dang angry all the time.
Kikio:omg were going to be late come on!!!
Viviana:HI Alexa and kikio your finaly at school.
Kiara:Geuss what Im entering the talent contest.
Alexa:man I was going to geuss...
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The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. آپ have to catch it yourself. ~Benjamin Franklin


Even if happiness forgets آپ a little bit, never completely forget about it. ~Jacques Prévert


If آپ want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy


Happiness is never stopping to think if آپ are. ~Palmer Sondreal


Most people would rather be certain they're miserable, than risk being happy. ~Robert Anthony


The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. ~Mark Twain


If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. ~Edith Wharton


Happiness...
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10. Blind People Dream

People who become blind after birth can see تصاویر in their dreams. People who are born blind do not see any images, but have dreams equally vivid involving their other senses of sound, smell, touch and emotion. It is hard for a seeing person to imagine, but the body’s need for sleep is so strong that it is able to handle virtually all physical situations to make it happen.

9. آپ Forget 90% of your Dreams

Within 5 منٹ of waking, half of your dream if forgotten. Within 10, 90% is gone. The famous poet, Samuel Taylor Coleridge, woke one morning having had a fantastic...
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1 try on all your clothes in your closet
2 sing a song like a بتھ, مرغابی
3 Watch all of your old Disney movies
4 play robin hood
5 play princess
6 lick all of the ice cubes
7 pull a prank like freeze they're undies
8 watch tv but change the channal with your toes
9 take a song but change the lyrics
10 try to do lots of accents



تبصرہ tell your دوستوں then I will make مزید spread the word boredom has a cure!!! I love making these for آپ so comment. All the تبصرے I get I feel like a moviestar so tell everyone. I'm writing all this cuz I need a longer مضمون so yea tacos are good i like ٹیکو bravos from ٹیکو johns
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