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Hello fellow random fanpopers,
i am writting this to inform آپ that a certain new fanpoper with the نام کا صارف of ajl has recently claimed she created this spot. She created a سوال saying that she was the creator of the spot and she created a فورم saying that she was the creator and we should respect her wishes and not post twilight stuff. Now آپ will not be able to find these two contributions why آپ ask well because when me and BellaCullen96 questioned her about being the spot creator she deleted both. but if آپ want proof that she کہا this check out this forum
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere ?
‘Hold my purse.’

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

If God wanted us to fly, He would have دیا us tickets.

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if آپ press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

I’m very brave generally, he went on in a low voice: “Only today I happen...
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posted by Lola90210
GOD HATES ME

Chapter 1

        God Hates Me.
-ate some fries.
-Went to bed.

Chapter 2

        I am in a better mood today because I did my prayers and God spoke to me and he promised to put me in a group with my friends.
God Loves Me.

Chapter 3

        God must die! He is being so unreasonable!!! I asked him to put me in a group with my دوستوں but does he listen??! No! God is a bitch!
-I'm an emo from now on
-Went to bed

Chapter 4

        God...
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posted by prettystar
Hi Mommy!
I am only 3/4 of an inch long,
But I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it,
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your دل beat
Is my پسندیدہ lullaby.

Month Two.

Mommy,
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If آپ could see me
You could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my ہوم though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three.

You know what Mommy,
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes آپ happy.
I always want آپ to be happy.
I don't like it when آپ cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too,
And I cry with آپ even though
You can't hear...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Bring a small cactus to class with you. Raise your hand, and when you're called on, say that the cactus has a question. Turn and look at the cactus, as if you're waiting for it to say something. After a few moments, shrug, and wait for your professor to اقدام on. Do this once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to "speak." When آپ leave the room after class, start yelling at the cactus, "I can't believe آپ embarrassed me AGAIN...."
Bring a vacuum to class. Halfway through class, stand up and start using...
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posted by BellaSwan636
 I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
-Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says to the other,"Jeez, it's hot in here!" The other one goes,"Aaah!!! Talking muffin!"

-A blonde is driving in her car, past all these fields. Suddenly, she sees a sunflower field with a broken down کشتی in the middle, and another blonde is sitting in it, rowing and rowing. The blonde in the car stops, gets out and screams at the other blonde,"It's blondes like you that make blondes like us look bad! I swear, if I could swim, I'd come over there and slap you!"

-A blonde and a brunette are on a road trip. The brunette is driving, and she thinks her indicator...
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posted by Little_Cullen
O.K, so the other دن we were handed this picture and told to write a poem. Well, آپ know me. This is what I came up with.

Giggle Giggle went the lad’s,
For they were doing something bad,
What they were holding in their hands,
Oh, it was not the building plans!

Leaders of the building team,
Oh - so - sensible they seemed,
But what nobody else did see,
Was making them chuckle with glee!

One of them looked over his shoulder,
One of the men, the picture holder,
Just to make absolutely sure,
No one thought them immature.

When he saw the coast was clear,
Once مزید at the picture did he peer,
And I’m sure سے طرف کی now you’re aware,
Exactly what that man saw there!
okay, so people, my friend Megan and I are making a SECRET club that anyone can join!!! Though it's not a secret any more... Yeah, the SECRET club is called F.S. which stands for Fishy Stuff. And we made a spot on fanpop for F.S. soo آپ can join. Here is the club's rules:

1. Rules are made for breaking
2. Fishy stuff is not a club for people who want to discuis eating fishies
3. In order to شامل میں F.S. آپ must eat at least 100,000 muffins.
4. Ignore theses rules
5. Break every rule appart from this one.
6. چائے is like soup
7. Don't drink the laptop
8. EVERYTHING is yellow
9. this rule does not exist,...
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posted by TDIlover226
1# wait till there talking on the phone and say "your talking to that hooker again arn't you, I know she has problems but theres no need to go all phycaitrist on her.

2# stand اگلے to her and go "toast?" and wait like your waiting for an answer, then go "hello, arn't آپ even gonna answer?" wait till they say what? then go "well, آپ need an aointment to go to that hair stylist", then wait again for them to say something else and go "YOU NEVER RESPECTED ME!" and run out of the room.

3# (this ones for boys) wait until your sister is talking with دوستوں then run up and sit between them and go...
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Chapter 3 The cult


“What are آپ on about?” I was shaking with anger. How dare she say what I am and what I'm not “Stuff you” I wanted to say much worse. I walked away from her. Suddenly James was in front of me, smirking at me then he slowly vanished. I had to get out of here. سے طرف کی the time I come back it will be too late.

I was walking down the empty سٹریٹ, گلی the sun had set already. How long have I been walking for? I did not even feel tired. Some how I ended up at the park... thinking of Hannah, I walked past where it all happened Hannah screams echoed inside my head. I felt nothing...
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posted by justinfangrrl
Ya' know how everybody thinks fairytales and magic aren't real? Well, I beleive in them!
I'm not talking about santa clause, tooth fairy and easter bunny kinda stuff... I mean like ghosts, unicorns and things of that sort.

Everybody in my family has seen SOMETHING. and don't call me crazy. =(

Why is it so inconceivable that these things can't exist? Why is it so hard to believe that a big hairy man walks around in the woods? It could be like a woodland ape!

What's wrong with thinking unicorns are real???! Who کہا they have to have magical powers? It's pretty much just a beautiful horse...
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Okay so my twin sister Sassikassi is annoying and this is what she does to me and other people!
*She throws food at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid سوالات (ex: What do لائبریری cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a دن when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who آپ think she is
posted by MOLLYMAYJR
ok so i went to a football game last friday and watched the cheerleaders then walked off! but what i did see was that well they all looked really pretty but never judge a book سے طرف کی its cover so i am just gonna say it! they all looked stuckup! but arent they all?? my cousin whose a 10th grader and says the cheerleaders at her school r stuck up snotss!!! and so r the ones at mine! so if u feel my pain about cheerleaders یا u r 1 and there r stuck up snobs on ur squad then id love to hear ur thoughts!!
Your Mother also has her sentence she says and repeats it all the time?

Let us share ...

1. We don't say "Yuck."
2. I'm tired of repeating the same thing a hundred times.
3. I'm not your maid.
4. It's not over soon this comedy?
5. Stop sniffing blow your nose.
6. I have not heard the magic word.
7. آپ don't say "I do not like" آپ have not even tasted.
8. What we say to Mom?
9. File in your room!
10. Hurry up, you'll be late!
11. Don't wad of bread.
12. What are these grades?
13. Eat: it's full of vitamins.
14. But leave them alone!
15. Because it's like that, that's all.
16. Go on, shoo!
17. Pee, teeth and...
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posted by ThatDarnHippo
When I went to see Toy Story 3 and Despicable Me, the previews were the same. And all the فلمیں that the previews were advertising looked terrible. Well, Tangled looks OK, and Megamind seems worth it, but Smurf and Kitty Galore look like an insult to my intelligence. Maybe I'm just taking these too seriously, but still. Previews are supposed to make their فلمیں look GOOD.

The trailer that really got to me was Alpha and Omega. If آپ haven't seen it, look it up on Youtube. I know آپ shouldn't judge a movie سے طرف کی it's, uh, trailer, but this seems like it's going to be freakin' horrible.
Wayyy...
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posted by jessicamc26
Two guys were picked up سے طرف کی the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge.

The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give آپ a سیکنڈ chance rather than jail time. I want آپ to go out this weekend and try to دکھائیں others the evils of drug use and pursuade them to give up drugs forever. I'll see آپ back in court Monday."


Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge کہا to the first one,

"How did آپ do over the weekend?"

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."

"17 people? That's wonderful. What did آپ tell them?"

"I...
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posted by MileySelena982
Never mind the haters. All they do is break آپ down. Build yourself up and ignore them. Don't they look so small from up here?

When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to آپ that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating تبصرے about them, don't they look silly?

When they ask why آپ like what آپ do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"

Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do آپ do it? Do آپ have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever آپ do, don't give it to them.

-JC