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posted by kyle4life

As the four boys woke up they noticed something strange.Stan noticed Shelly wasnt there to call him a turd,Ike wasnt trying to wake up Kyle again,Cartmans mom wasnt there to make breakfast,and like Kenny gave a crap about anything his life was all ready screwed up!"MOM!""WHERE ARE MY WAFFELS AND CHEESY POOFS?!"Cartman found a note on the fridge."We have your mom held somewhere along with your cat""Oh Noooo!" Cartman read more."p.s. we took all your cheesy poofs!" " THOSE SON OF A BITCHES!!!" "THEY CANT BARGE IN HERE AND TAKE ALL OF MY CHEESY POOFS LIKE THAT!!!"I know!" "I bet it was Kyle who...

South Park Beauty And The Beast Part 4

posted by soxfan89

Clyde:Who Does She Think She Is? That Girl Has Tangled With The Wrong Man. No One Says 'No' To Clyde!
Kenny:Darn Right!
Clyde:Dismissed. Rejected. Publicly Humiliated. Why, It's مزید Than I Can Bear.
Kenny:More Beer?
Clyde:What For? Nothing Helps. I'm Disgraced.
Kenny:Who, You? Never. Clyde, You've Got To Pull Yourself Together.
Token:Help! Someone Help Me!
Bridon:Token?
Token:Please! Please, I Need Your Help! He's Got Her Locked In The Dungeon.
Kenny:Who?
Token:Wendy. We Must Go. Not A منٹ To Lose!
Clyde:Whoa! Slow Down, Token. Who's Got Wendy Locked In The Dungeon?
Token:A Beast! A Horrible, Monstrous...

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South Park In: Cartmans Revenge Chapter 2 A Netfilx Theatricial Film

posted by mariomaster301

The Story Takes Place Were Eric Haves Revenge On Scott Terrorman Again. But Then "RadioHead" Makes A Special Guest Again But Then Eric Partnered With Professor Chaos. Then Eric Called Radiohead To Come to Farmer Carl Denkins Ranch But Suddently Eric Warned Mr Denkins and کہا "OH MR DENKINS IS THAT RADIOHEAD PUTTING ON A LIVE PERFORMENCE TRESSPASSING ON YOUR RANCH" Then He کہا "Where So I Can Shoot Them" Then Cartman کہا "There " Then Mr. Denkins کہا " OH MY GOD STAY OFF MY RANCH" Then After When Radiohead Died Scott Would Never Talk To Eric Ever Again. Then He Would Give Mr Denkins 25 bucks...

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South Park - New Girl in South Park

posted by kawaiibecky128

[South Park Elementary. The kids arrive at the classroom and they all talk. Mr Garrison arrives]

Mr Garrison: Okay, class, take your seats. We have-

[the kids ignore him and they keep ralking]

Mr Garrison: I کہا take your goddamn seats!!

[the kids stop talking and they sit down]

Mr Garrison: Alright. So as I was saying, we have a new student that will be joining in our class.

Cartman: What? New student?

Butters: Is it a boy?

Clyde: If it is, we can دکھائیں him how to throw rocks at people's trucks!

All boys: Yeah!

Mr Garrison: Okay! That's enough! Anyways, to answer your question, no. It's not a boy.

Cartman:...

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"Charlie" (Part 3)

posted by ThreadbareSP

"Charlie

This is the third and final part of "Charlie," but the end of this just marks the end of the first "episode" of "The Charlie Arc."

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Kyle, Stan, Ike, and Charlie are sitting on the floor in Kyle's room when Mrs. Broflovski (Sheila) knocks on the door and peeks in.

SHEILA: Kyle, sweetie, can I talk to آپ for a minute?

KYLE: Mo-om!

SHEILA: Now, Kyle!

They walk into the hall. Stan shrugs at Charlie. Ike crawls into her lap.

IKE: Kyle.

SHEILA: Kyle, I don't think I'm comfortable with آپ playing with your new friend.

KYLE: Why not?

SHEILA: Well, he's dirty and bruised… Did he get in a fight...

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The Brilliance that is South Park: Why Kenny Had to Die...For Real

posted by chel1395

The boys of South Park: Stan, Kenny, Kyle and Cartman

I never truly understood why the utter lack of propriety shown on South Park was so hilarious, until I watched the Season Nine episode titled “Best دوستوں Forever.” For those unfamiliar with this particular episode, allow me to elucidate.

South Park revolves around four little boys, Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny, who all live in a small Colorado town. On this day, the always indelicate Cartman wakes his mother up bright and early so he can be the first in line to get the new Sony PSP. Unfortunately for Cartman, all the other kids in South Park got up bright and early too, so when he gets...

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South Park Valentine's دن Themed Episode Idea "Cupid's Weapon"

posted by shanepalamara

On Valentine's Day, a young couple have a picnic at the park and when they share their first kiss, a Cupid-mask wearing figure shoots two arrows into their butts. The two are sent to the hospital and the police keep an eye out for anyone with arrows. Later on, Mr. Garrison makes out with his boyfriend and is eventually shot سے طرف کی an arrow in the butt سے طرف کی the figure who stands at the window. The police stand all around town keeping an eye out for anyone who looks suspicous. Soon, everyone in town goes to the town hall to complain about being shot in the butt سے طرف کی a cupid-mask wearing maniac. Since...

South Park Beauty And The Beast Part 2

posted by soxfan89

Token:We Should Be There سے طرف کی Now. Maybe We Missed A Turn. I Guess I Should Have Taken A...Wait A Minute.
Token:Let's Go This Way!
Token:Come On, Phillipe! It's A Shortcut. We'll Be There In No Time!
Token:This Can't Be Right. Where Have آپ Taken Us, Phillipe? We'd Better Turn Around...And...Whoa...Whoa Boy, Whoa Phillipe. Oh, Oh! Look Out!
Token:Back Up! Back Up! Back Up! Good Boy, Good Boy. That's Good, That's--Back Up! Steady. Steady! ارے Now. Steady. Phillipe? Oh No! Help! Is Someone There?
Token:Hello? Hello?
Kyle:Old Fellow Must Have Lost His Way In The Woods.
Butters:Keep Quiet! Maybe He'll...

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Why I think People like Kyle Broflovski

posted by dragons0214

I have noticed that majority of people who have Kyle as their پسندیدہ character share something in common. Most of them have been persecuted for something about them, whether that be religion, physical یا mental ability, etc. Kyle? He's always being made fun of for being jewish سے طرف کی Carman. When people watch south park and witness them, there is a large portion thta can say" I've experienced Kyle's pain. i know what it feels like to be going through what he's going through." It's how relatable he can be . I know that I can relate to him. I've been persecuted for many things about me. In fact, Kyle has aught me how to deal with it, through the things that he does on the show. Matt Stone and Trey Parker deserve a good pat on the back. They've sucessfully created what can probably be easily called the most relatable character in cartoon history. Keep u[p the good work, guys.

Youtube یا no Youtube? (oh crap..)

posted by SilverFanGirl

SFG- *smacks forehead* I'm sick of these stupid questions...
Kyle- OMG! Cartman, what did آپ ask?!!?
Cartman- Me?!?! how about you!
SFG- No, guys. Here's the question: YouTube یا not?
Cartman and kyle- YES! *turn to each other* HEY!
SFG- *smacks forhead again* I'm REALLY sick of these two...
Cartman- Hey, ارے Micks!
SFG- *sighs* What?Cartman- What did آپ say to Kyle the other day?
SFG- nothing. I just asked him to answer the سوالات honestly. Now, I want resoning in this answer. Cartman, why do آپ say yes to YouTube?
Cartman- It may be a pain, like Kyle, but its useful, unlike Kyle.
Kyle- .....-_-...

Bebe And The Beast Introduction

posted by soxfan89

Trey Parker:Once Upon A Time, In A Faraway Land, Young Prince Kyle Lived In A Shining Castle. Although He Had Everything His دل Desired, The Prince Was Spoiled, Selfish And Unkind. But Then, One Winter's Night, An Old Beggar Woman Came To The قلعہ And Offered Him A Single Rose In Return For Shelter From The کڑوا, تلخ Cold. Repulsed سے طرف کی Her Haggard Appearance, The Prince Sneered At The Gift And Turned The Old Woman Away, But She Warned Him Not To Be Deceived سے طرف کی Appearances, For Beauty Is Found Within. And When He Dismissed Her Again, The Old Woman's Ugliness Melted Away To Reveal A Beautiful...

Bebe And The Beast Cast

posted by soxfan89

I Will Be Doing Another South Park Story. This One Reflects On Kybe (KylexBebe). I'll Be Titling This One "Bebe And The Beast"! So Here's My Cast:
Belle-Bebe
Beast-Craig
Prince-Kyle
Lumiere-Stan
Cogsworth-Cartman
Mrs. Potts-Sharon
Chip-Butters
Gaston-Kenny
Lefou-Clyde
Maurice-Token
Babette-Wendy
Wardrobe-Liane
D'Arque-Damien
Baker-Jimmy
Bookstore Owner-Tweek
Stove-Randy
Bimbettes-Shelly, Red, Annie
Hag-Sheila
Enchantress-Linda
Narrator-Trey Parker
If There's Anything I Need To Fix In Here. Please Let Me Know Ahead Of Time! Ok? Thank You. Enjoy The Story!

South Park Beauty And The Beast Part 3

posted by soxfan89

Kenny:Heh! Oh Boy! Wendy's Gonna Get The Surprise Of Her Life, Huh Clyde.
Clyde:Yep. This Is Her Lucky Day!
Clyde:I'd Like To Thank آپ All For Coming To My Wedding. But First, I Better Go In There And...Propose To The Girl!
(Pip, Jimmy And The Others Laugh)
(Shelly, Red And Annie Cry)
Clyde:Now, آپ Kenny. When Belle And I Come Out That Door--
Kenny:Oh I Know, I Know!
Clyde:Not Yet!
Kenny:Sorry!
Wendy:Clyde, What A Pleasant...Surprise.
Clyde:Isn't It Though? I'm Just Full Of Surprises. آپ Know, Wendy. There's Not A Girl In Town Who Wouldn't Love To Be In Your Shoes. This Is The Day... This Is The Day...

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Go, God, Go Part I (A Parody)

posted by SouthParkSmart

“Come on! Come on!” I whined as I flipped through the shows on my TV. “Oh for the love of God, how much longer!?”
    “Are آپ still waiting for the new South Park episodes?” asked my mom, entering my room.
    “Mom, آپ don’t understand! I’ve been waiting for the سیکنڈ half of season fourteen to come out for five months now,” I said. “Every دن time is slowing down. It’s like…waiting for Christmas…times a thousand.”
    “You’re just going to have to be patient until October sixth,” my mom told me...

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Twenty Reasons Why South Park is the Best!

posted by SouthParkSmart

Here are some reasons why I think South Park is great. Enjoy!

1. Matt and Trey do all the voices except the female characters and Token, Towelie, hoodless Kenny and guests.

2. It has never been cancelled since it premiered in 1997.

3. Matt and Trey, the creators of the show, also do voices, direct, often provide music, are in direct contact with the animators, and much more.

4. The average episode takes six days to make, before the Wednesday it airs. Exceptions to this would be the first episodes and ones that take longer to animate, like "Major Boobage".

5. A lot of the characters are based on...

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My Good-Bye to South Park

posted by dilly53

Twelve years پہلے I sat at a دوستوں house, doing my best to stay awake. We were waiting for midnight, for the very first episode of South Park to air. I can still remember how excited I was, this دکھائیں was supposed to be funnier and مزید vulgar than "Beavis and Butthead" یا "Ren and Stimpy". Which at the time were considered to be the "bad cartoons" that kids would watch behind their parents back.

As everyone knows the first episode was about Cartman getting an anal probe. That was a big deal at the time. Parents freaked out about the show, kids were banned from wearing South Park merchandise...

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In 2020 The Farmer Bill دکھائیں a new south park spinoff

posted by mariomaster301

In June 2020 The Local Rancher Himself Rancher Bill Geting His Own Official Spin-off In 2020 Creators Trey Parker And Matt Stone reply that production will begin in February Thru June 6th 2020 Paramount Pictures Viacom And Warner Bros and HBO Max Will be on these networks اگلے year.

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My سب, سب سے اوپر 10 پسندیدہ South Park Characters

posted by Chibi-Chipette

10. Kenny McCormick
Kenny has مزید to his character than just dying all the time, he's developed a personality now. He deserves to be in the سب, سب سے اوپر 10 because he is very caring to his sister, Karen, سے طرف کی using Mysterion to protect her from bullies, and got a job just so he could buy her a doll. I used to not care for him at all, but now he's one of my favorites.

9. Pete
Pete is the goth boy with the red hair. I see مزید in him than just some faggy goth kid. If he had an episode to himself, it would be very deep and meaningful. He'll do crazy things to make sure things don't go overboard, like sneaking...

The Stick of Truth: Destined Arrival (Chapter 1)

posted by Yellowflash1102

Chapter 1: Douchebag the Thief

"Deep in the lands of Zaron, the humans of Kupa Keep struggle to stay alive as they are attacked سے طرف کی the wicked Drow Elves of Larnion.

Darkness falls… as the humans beg their King to save them; a noble King, known only as the Grand Wizard.

For a thousand years the battle has been waged, with only the bravery of the Grand Wizard to protect his human followers.

But even though the Wizard King is so undeniably cool, the Drow Elf armies continue their attacks. They seek the humans' most treasured relic – The Stick of Truth.

But the tides of war are soon to change,...

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Cartman V.S A.......CHICKEN! XD Part 1

posted by CBFDFAN

Lunch Time In School
Cartman:Mmmmmm! i love chicken *Bites of piece of chicken skin*
Kyle:*Eating chicken*mmmm yes it is...*swallows*
Kenny:Mm mmmm!!!(So good!!!)
And A Chicken is sitting at the window watching them eating chicken.
Chicken:REVENGE آپ ASSHOLES!!

School Ends
Cartman:Ahhh!!!! Need to shit need da SHIT!!
Stan:just go in that بش over there
Cartman:whew! thanks!
Cartman goes int bushes
Cartman:Ahhhh!!!
Chicken Pops Up
Cartman:WOW!!!
Chicken:You must die!!!
Cartman:O.O
Chicken:Fight!!!!!
Cartman:ummm not to be a buzz kill یا anythin'...but can آپ see me craping?
Chicken:Oh....well take your time...Then...