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posted by ThreadbareSP
6
"Charlie

This is the third and final part of "Charlie," but the end of this just marks the end of the first "episode" of "The Charlie Arc."

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Kyle, Stan, Ike, and Charlie are sitting on the floor in Kyle's room when Mrs. Broflovski (Sheila) knocks on the door and peeks in.

SHEILA: Kyle, sweetie, can I talk to آپ for a minute?

KYLE: Mo-om!

SHEILA: Now, Kyle!

They walk into the hall. Stan shrugs at Charlie. Ike crawls into her lap.

IKE: Kyle.

SHEILA: Kyle, I don't think I'm comfortable with آپ playing with your new friend.

KYLE: Why not?

SHEILA: Well, he's dirty and bruised… Did he get in a fight...
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posted by SouthParkSmart
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The سال is 2010, and young Ariel cannot wait for the new South Park episodes to come out. Unable to cope with the wait any longer, Ariel decides to freeze herself for three weeks. But a freak avalanche makes Ariel impossible to find, and so she remains frozen for 500 years.

“Five hundred years in the future. This is terrible!” I cried, looking out a window at the foreign landscape in front of me.
    Schpeck then re-entered the room. “Ariel, we have some good news. We found an old South Park season fourteen DVD box set for you,” he said, holding the brightly colored...
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10.) آپ can see a screencap and instantly name the episode it's from.

9.) When watching a new episode آپ can tell which characters are voiced سے طرف کی Matt and which are voiced سے طرف کی Trey.

8.) آپ understand every word Kenny says.

7.) آپ own the movie on مزید then one format

6.) آپ talk like Terrance and Phillip whenever آپ see a Canadian.

7.) آپ know Ike's birth name

6.) آپ know what "Time Warped" is.

5.) آپ have a youtube account filled with South Park videos, your user شبیہ is your پرستار made character and آپ are currantly a character in a پرستار made South Park spin-off.

4.) آپ were so exited when...
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As the four boys woke up they noticed something strange.Stan noticed Shelly wasnt there to call him a turd,Ike wasnt trying to wake up Kyle again,Cartmans mom wasnt there to make breakfast,and like Kenny gave a crap about anything his life was all ready screwed up!"MOM!""WHERE ARE MY WAFFELS AND CHEESY POOFS?!"Cartman found a note on the fridge."We have your mom held somewhere along with your cat""Oh Noooo!" Cartman read more."p.s. we took all your cheesy poofs!" " THOSE SON OF A BITCHES!!!" "THEY CANT BARGE IN HERE AND TAKE ALL OF MY CHEESY POOFS LIKE THAT!!!"I know!" "I bet it was Kyle who...
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Kyle:Well Ike, We Had Fun On The Magic Carpets. How About We Ride Dumbo?
Ike:That Sounds Like Fun, Kyle.
Kyle:Then Let's Go!
Butters:It's A Small World After All, It's A Small World After All!
Cartman:Goddamn It, Butters! Stop Singing Now. You're Off The Stupid Ride!
Butters:It Wasn't Stupid, Eric. It Was Lots Of Fun!
Bebe:Should We Get Our Dresses Now?
Wendy:I'll Come If Stan Wants To.
Stan:I'll Come!
Red:Then Let's Go!
Annie:Wait Up!
Kenny:*muffled* Did I Wet My Shorts?
Carol:I Think آپ Did Kenny!
Kenny:*muffled* Oh, S***!
Pip:Let's Go For A Ride On The Big Thunder Mountain Railroad, Clyde!
Clyde:Oh, All...
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South Park is دکھانا its age in very strange ways lately. Matt Stone and Trey Parker's latest foray in continuity, a three-part episode following Cartman's super team Coon and دوستوں and their battle against Cthulhu, an immortal monster originally created سے طرف کی horror مصنف H.P. Lovecraft who in حالیہ years has become something of an in-joke on the Internet, devolves into gibberish.

Although, once the first episode of three gets underway everything gets really confusing and pretty much loses its focus and becomes a huge steaming pile of weird references and plotlines that don't go anywhere....
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Craig:I Ask Nicely But She Refuses. What A...What Does She Want Me To Do--Beg? دکھائیں Me The Girl.
Sharon:Why The Master's Not So Bad Once آپ Get To Know Him. Why Don't آپ Give Him A Chance?
Wendy:I Don't Want To Get To Know Him. I Don't Want To Have Anything To Do With Him!
Craig:I'm Just Fooling Myself. She'll Never See Me As Anything...But A Monster. It's Hopeless.
Bebe:Oh, No!
Kyle:Oh, Yes!
Bebe:Oh, No!
Kyle:Oh, Yes, Yes, Yes!
Bebe:I've Been Burnt سے طرف کی آپ Before! Oof.
Kyle:Zut Alors! She Has Emerged!
Liane:Come On, Eric. Into The Cupboard With Your Brothers And Sisters.
Eric:But I'm Not Sleepy.
Liane:Yes...
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The Village Of South Park, Colorado. A Young Girl Named Wendy Lived With Her Inventing Father!
Wendy:Little Town, It's A Quiet Village
Everyday, Like The One Before
Little Town, Full Of Little People
Waking Up To Say.....
Tweek:Bonjour!
Pip:Bonjour!
Bridon:Bonjour!
Lola:Bonjour!
Millie:Bonjour!
Wendy:There Goes The Baker With His Tray Like Always
The Same Old روٹی And Rose To Sell
Every Morning Just The Same
Since The Morning That We Came
To This Poor Provencal Town.
Jimmy:Good M-m-Morning, Wendy!
Wendy:Morning, Monsieur!
Jimmy:Where Are آپ O-o-Off To?
Wendy:The Bookshop! I Just Finished The Most Wonderful...
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posted by pompeybabe
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Mrs. Landers was a health nut! She cooked food in a wok!
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend and he had a great big
Cock-a-doodle-doodle! The rooster just won't quit!
And I don't want my breakfast, because it tastes like
Shih Tzus make good house pets! They're cuddly and sweet!
Monkeys aren't good to have 'cause they like to beat their
Meeting in the office, یا meeting in the hall!
The boss, he wants to see آپ so آپ can suck his
Balzac was a writer! He lived with Allen Funt!
Mrs. Roberts didn't like him, but that's 'cause she's a
Contaminated water can really make آپ sick!
Your bladder gets infected and blood comes out your
Dictate what I'm saying, 'cause it will bring آپ luck
And if آپ all don't like it, I don't give a flying ****!"
posted by soxfan89
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I Will Be Doing Another South Park Story. This One Reflects On Kybe (KylexBebe). I'll Be Titling This One "Bebe And The Beast"! So Here's My Cast:
Belle-Bebe
Beast-Craig
Prince-Kyle
Lumiere-Stan
Cogsworth-Cartman
Mrs. Potts-Sharon
Chip-Butters
Gaston-Kenny
Lefou-Clyde
Maurice-Token
Babette-Wendy
Wardrobe-Liane
D'Arque-Damien
Baker-Jimmy
Bookstore Owner-Tweek
Stove-Randy
Bimbettes-Shelly, Red, Annie
Hag-Sheila
Enchantress-Linda
Narrator-Trey Parker
If There's Anything I Need To Fix In Here. Please Let Me Know Ahead Of Time! Ok? Thank You. Enjoy The Story!
Lunch Time In School
Cartman:Mmmmmm! i love chicken *Bites of piece of chicken skin*
Kyle:*Eating chicken*mmmm yes it is...*swallows*
Kenny:Mm mmmm!!!(So good!!!)
And A Chicken is sitting at the window watching them eating chicken.
Chicken:REVENGE آپ ASSHOLES!!

School Ends
Cartman:Ahhh!!!! Need to shit need da SHIT!!
Stan:just go in that بش over there
Cartman:whew! thanks!
Cartman goes int bushes
Cartman:Ahhhh!!!
Chicken Pops Up
Cartman:WOW!!!
Chicken:You must die!!!
Cartman:O.O
Chicken:Fight!!!!!
Cartman:ummm not to be a buzz kill یا anythin'...but can آپ see me craping?
Chicken:Oh....well take your time...Then...
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Token:We Should Be There سے طرف کی Now. Maybe We Missed A Turn. I Guess I Should Have Taken A...Wait A Minute.
Token:Let's Go This Way!
Token:Come On, Phillipe! It's A Shortcut. We'll Be There In No Time!
Token:This Can't Be Right. Where Have آپ Taken Us, Phillipe? We'd Better Turn Around...And...Whoa...Whoa Boy, Whoa Phillipe. Oh, Oh! Look Out!
Token:Back Up! Back Up! Back Up! Good Boy, Good Boy. That's Good, That's--Back Up! Steady. Steady! ارے Now. Steady. Phillipe? Oh No! Help! Is Someone There?
Token:Hello? Hello?
Kyle:Old Fellow Must Have Lost His Way In The Woods.
Butters:Keep Quiet! Maybe He'll...
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I made a fanclub that i know ppl have been waiting for and it's called South Park Couples!!
I DO accept any yaoi but it can't be too dirty. For there are ppl who do not like it ^^ So if you'd like آپ may join! I accept any art آپ guys کرائیں جمع and other stuff! I have the link to it and i hope آپ guys will join. Even if آپ don't care about it i'd appreciate it if آپ joined anyways:] it'd make me happy! x3 I hope آپ guys will شامل میں and spread the love! After all, Everyone loves love! <3
~Enjoy~

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 The boys of South Park: Stan, Kenny, Kyle and Cartman
The boys of South Park: Stan, Kenny, Kyle and Cartman
I never truly understood why the utter lack of propriety shown on South Park was so hilarious, until I watched the Season Nine episode titled “Best دوستوں Forever.” For those unfamiliar with this particular episode, allow me to elucidate.

South Park revolves around four little boys, Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny, who all live in a small Colorado town. On this day, the always indelicate Cartman wakes his mother up bright and early so he can be the first in line to get the new Sony PSP. Unfortunately for Cartman, all the other kids in South Park got up bright and early too, so when he gets...
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On Valentine's Day, a young couple have a picnic at the park and when they share their first kiss, a Cupid-mask wearing figure shoots two arrows into their butts. The two are sent to the hospital and the police keep an eye out for anyone with arrows. Later on, Mr. Garrison makes out with his boyfriend and is eventually shot سے طرف کی an arrow in the butt سے طرف کی the figure who stands at the window. The police stand all around town keeping an eye out for anyone who looks suspicous. Soon, everyone in town goes to the town hall to complain about being shot in the butt سے طرف کی a cupid-mask wearing maniac. Since...
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 May this be the last سال for South Park?
May this be the last year for South Park?
EDIT: South Park has been renewed until Season 17 link


DISCLAIMER
This مضمون was written to دکھائیں some hints seen سے طرف کی observing South Park that this may be the last سال of the show. This مضمون was not written to make a point, یا to prove anything یا anyone right یا wrong, so please don't take it that way. Thank آپ for listening.

Introduction
With all of آپ worried about South Park possibly coming to an end, I have found some hints that that may be true. Personally, I like the دکھائیں a lot myself, and don't want it to get axed, but I'm worried myself it might because of what I've realized: (I...
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I'll Do Another South Park Beauty And The Beast Story And This Time It Will Reflect On Clybe (ClydexBebe) So Here's The Cast, I Hope آپ Like It:
Belle-Bebe
Beast-Damien
Prince-Clyde
Lumiere-Stan
Cogsworth-Butters
Mrs. Potts-Sharon
Chip-Kyle
Gaston-Cartman
Lefou-Kenny
Maurice-Bridon
Babette-Wendy
Stove-Randy
Wardrobe-Liane
Bimbettes-Red, Annie And Lexus
Footstool-Craig
D'Arque-Pip
Hag-Henrietta
Enchantress-Lola
Baker-Token
Bookkeeper-Mr. Garrison
If I Need To Switch Up My Cast For This Story, Please Let Me Know Ahead Of Time!
posted by Dominator
17
America has never been particularly comfortable with satire. A gentle poke at the powers that be is allowed, even encouraged — witness the success of good-natured softies like Jon Stewart یا The Simpsons, nudging decency in the ribs and tipping a wink to the audience. But genuine, hard-hitting satire is frowned upon: somebody might really be offended, and nowhere in the Constitution does it allow for that. There’s no American equivalent of British figures like Peter Cook یا Christopher Morris, authentic anti- establishment comics who nonetheless achieved mainstream success. Even so—called...
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I have noticed that majority of people who have Kyle as their پسندیدہ character share something in common. Most of them have been persecuted for something about them, whether that be religion, physical یا mental ability, etc. Kyle? He's always being made fun of for being jewish سے طرف کی Carman. When people watch south park and witness them, there is a large portion thta can say" I've experienced Kyle's pain. i know what it feels like to be going through what he's going through." It's how relatable he can be . I know that I can relate to him. I've been persecuted for many things about me. In fact, Kyle has aught me how to deal with it, through the things that he does on the show. Matt Stone and Trey Parker deserve a good pat on the back. They've sucessfully created what can probably be easily called the most relatable character in cartoon history. Keep u[p the good work, guys.
posted by Yellowflash1102
South Park is an American adult animated sitcom created سے طرف کی Trey Parker and Matt Stone for the Comedy Central ویژن ٹیلی network. Intended for mature audiences, the دکھائیں has become famous for its crude language and dark, surreal humor that satirizes a wide range of topics. The ongoing narrative revolves around four boys—Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, and Kenny McCormick—and their bizarre adventures in and around the titular Colorado town.

Parker and Stone developed the دکھائیں from two animated shorts they created in 1992 and 1995. The latter became one of the first Internet viral...
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