Tabuu:Welcome to the season finally of TOTAL SAMASH INLAND!!!We got the guys Link and Gaondorf if آپ wanna pee.TOO BAD!! Just sit and watch who wins and bring ہوم with $1,000,000!!

Tabuu:Alright guys here the losers that didn't make it.

(Then there's Zelda,Sonic,Ike,Marth,Pokemon trainer,Pikachu,Fox,Falco,Lucario,Meta Kight,and Yoshi walking to Link's side.)

(Then there's Mario,Dokeny Kong,Bowser,King Dededede,Wario,Snake,Pit,Samus,R.O.B,Kirby,and بھیڑیا walking to Gaondorf's side.)

Link:That $1,000,000 is mine Goandrok!

Goandorf:No! it will be mine Keebler Elf.

Tabuu:Alright stop it. this is Round...

The scene on TV shows an abandoned island overran with weeds and pests, friendly animals and toon eating monsters as well as a کشتی parking dock سے طرف کی the شارک filled sea that surrounds the island.

The scene changes to a computerized man all covered in blue, and he has no hair at all. Just completely blue and computerized.

Tabuu: Hello and welcome to Total Smash Island, I'm your host Tabuu, and i was a bad guy in Super Smash Bros. Brawl, but that another story. And we are live here at Brawl Island.

(He continues to walk over a bridge over a river to a crummy old summer camp.)

Tabuu: Here's the deal,...

(Tabuu leads the 22 smashers to the far side of the ساحل سمندر, بیچ where there are boxes of Jacuzzi parts.)

Olimar: How are we going to open them?

Tabuu: With your teeth … Duh!

All: آپ can't be serious

Tabuu: Yes I am, آپ see, the مزید آپ suffer the higher the ratings go and ratings are GOOD!

(Presently the teams find themselves taking the parts to the camp. For the nose pickers, C. فالکن can carry a کریٹ, کھوکھا all سے طرف کی himself, Nana and Popo worked together to cary a crate, Ness is helping Lucas carry one, Kirby is making everyone else do the work, Bowser is carrying 4, DK and Diddy are helping each other...

Tabuu: Your first challenge is that آپ will be jumping of fungus peak into the sea; fungus peak is 10 thousand feet tall.

Everyone else: WHAT!

Tabuu: آپ see, آپ will have to jump down and land in the محفوظ area, that small green one, but if آپ land in the red zone, let's just say آپ will be شارک food

Kirby: Piyo.

After a half گھنٹہ hike up the mountain, all the contestants find themselves looking down at the sea and sharks below.

[Peach: Oh my, I sure was scared when we found out what we were going to do, I felt like fainting!]

Tabuu: First up are the nose pickers, which one of آپ will go first?...

(After the smashers dried off, everyone followed Tabuu to the camp آگ کے, آگ area where some sit on logs and others stand.)

Tabuu: Now here is the deal, آپ are all going to stay here for 8 weeks in order to win, every 2 days their will be a challenge, the losing team will have to vote off a member, the smasher who stays here longest without getting voted off will be the winner and will win 1,000,000 dollars and a lifetime supply of a food of their choice.

(Everyone looks exited but Lucas was sweating)

Tabuu: When I call your name go stand over there, the people who end up with آپ will be your team,...

Tabuu:Alright Link since آپ won the money which party آپ want hot tub یا party boat?

[Link:Since I won the $1,000,000 I can't pick so I mix both.]

Link:Both!

Tabuu:Alright the let's PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone:(cheers)

[Pikachu:Pika pika pika pika pika pika pika pikaa!]

Link:Cool hot tub Tabuu

Tabuu:Thank I have a button that make bubbles.

Link:Oh I thought آپ farted.

Sonic:I farted sorry.

Everyone:EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Link:Guys stay away from sonic for a while.

[Sonic:I gotta stop eating the chilil dog but is so freakin good.]

(Eating a chilil dog)

[Master Hand:Ok me and Crazy hand...

(Later that دن it is now dark and night has fallen, crickets are chirping, things are going bump in the night and Lucas is scared. The nose pickers were currently sleeping in bliss with victory fresh in their heads.)

(At the camp آگ کے, آگ all the toenail eaters are sitting on logs, looking depressed about losing. Then Tabuu arrives carrying a tray of 14 marshmallows.)

Tabuu: ارے guys, and welcome to the first camp آگ کے, آگ ceremony, آپ will notice I am carrying a tray of marshmallows, a delicious treat campers usually enjoy around camp fires but here they represent life. When I call your name آپ will...

I know I'm a few days late, but hey, better late than never xD. I could talk about the direct entirely, but there would be so much to talk about that I'm not sure if I could finish it.
Let's start off with Simon.
Castlevania was a big name back in the NES days, so it's cool to have that franchise represented in smash. He's interesting because he's the first fighter to fight with a whip. I know Zero Suit Samus has the Plasma Whip, but she only uses it in her Side special and up smash (and formerly up special and side smash). Simon uses it for his basic attacks. It looks like it'll give him longer...

The story starts when Zelda is talking to آڑو at the Temple.

Zelda:Hey Peach! Do آپ ever think Mario gets tired of saving ppl all of the time?
Peach:Yeah...I think he gets really tired! Even though Yoshi and Luigi help,I think so...
Zelda:Link gets tired to! He thinks i went to Planet Popstar! LOL
Kirby: *flies in* Have آپ seen Sonic?
Peach:Yeah,why?
Kirby:I wanna نگلنا him! XD
Zelda: 0_0
Kirby:It's what i do! XD
Peach:Do آپ do anything else?
Kirby:Not rlly...
Peach:Let's go find Sonic...*goes to Green ہل, لندن Zone*
Zelda:Go نگلنا him! He's right there ok!?!?!
Kirby:Can I نگلنا you?
Zelda:No! You...