Chris: Garrett!
Garrett: (exits bus سے طرف کی doing a back flip) WOHO!

Garrett: I want to know if there's any vines I can سوئنگ, جھول on!
Blake: Who are آپ Izzy?
Garrett: No, but I do love some adventure.
Blake: Sure. What ever.

Elisa: (has dog in hand) Who's a cute little dog? آپ are. آپ are-
Garrett: It's a dog. Not a baby.

Garrett: Even if it was only me left, I would make us win.
Layla: And who کہا that?
Garrett: I can go weeks in this kind of heat with no water and still live.
Elisa: Humans can only go a few days with no water.
Fawn: So that's impossible.
Garrett: Nope. I'm not like the average human.
Layla:...

Chris: last time on Total Drama Reality Check! Chef gave the contestants a little trouble with the cooking challenge. let's just say... they hurt a lot... Cole admitted that he چرا لیا, چوری کی the phones instead of Draven, and Lia tried to get Jordan jealous سے طرف کی flirting with Jordan, which caused in Jordan's elimination also making Lia quit for Love. Awwww... how sweet. NOT! What will our contestants put Cole through now that he چرا لیا, چوری کی their phones, and who will Draven hit on next? Find out right here, right now. Only on.. Total... Drama... Reality Check!

(Theme song)

(Team Real's boy's room)
Cole: Chilly,...

Chris: last time on Total Drama Reality Check! Our contestants pranked the other contestants.Cole arraged a fake تاریخ with 3 people. Lia, Annie, and Mathew getting them all pranked. And Layla gave a prank text to Marissa and Liza from Joss's phone. Not to mention Elisa beating up Layla! hehe... amazing. In the end, It was both Draven and Ashley who got voted off, but only Ashley who was going home. Draven is being my intern... I need him to still be here... ratings!!! Who will win? Who will barf? Who will want to quit the show? Find out right now on Total... Drama Reality check!

(Theme song)...

Chris: Last time on Total Drama Reality Check! Our final 20 had to make a funny video. Ashley, Fawn, Elisa, and Liza switched teams, making Blake's life suck... not to mention Mathew's and Marissa's too. In the end, it was Lance who was sent ہوم for.... ummm... why was he sent ہوم again?
Chef: (shrugs)
Chris: Oh I think the reason is in that box over there. Can آپ get it for me?
(Chef walks over to the box)
Chris: Thanks.
(Chef opens the box and wip-cream comes out)
Chris: (laughs)
Chef: grrrr...
Chris: What does that have to do with today's episode? Find out right now on Total... Drama... Reality...

Chef: Last time on TDRC! The lazy Maggots went on a hunt to find the mutant animals to give them a hair cut. Blond haired hot boy flirted with the goody-goody which mad swimmer boy mad. Miss nicey nicey tried to flirt with mister nicey-nicey! In the end, it was Robert who got eliminated. Hello Maggots! I bet your wonder why I'm doing this intro! Well, Chris is gone to a award دکھائیں so I'm here to hurt the maggots to their limit.... یا burn them to death. What will I do? Find out right now on Total... Drama.. Reality Check!

(theme song)

(Team Real's girl's trailer)
Lia: Okay! May listen up!
May:...

Chris: Last time on Total Drama Reality Check! Survivor! Well, Australian survivor. Here, our 24 contestants had to stay in the 110 degree heat, in the دن time, and the 21 degree heat at night, with no water. A snake peed in Jordan's mouth, Vincent saw something and freaked out, and ہلکی پیلے, گڑگڑانا fainted سے طرف کی doing jumping jacks. In the end, Jason's team was so annoyed سے طرف کی his contestant cussing, that they voted him off. Who will win? Who will lose? Who will think this episode was so last season? Find out right now on Total... Drama... Reality Check!

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(Team Fake Boy's Trailer)
Blake: So Vincent....

Chris: Last time on Total Drama Reality Check! I put the contestents through a lot of hunger. Some lost their mind... یا 2 mind and went crazy for food. Some got lost. And some.. went crazyer than crazy. In the end, Cole found the missing phones that Draven چرا لیا, چوری کی and as a punish, Draven go back into the game, and as we کہا hello to him, we کہا hello to 2 girl, Lily and Fawn. Who will win? And who will lose? Find out right here. Right now. On Total...Drama... Reality Check!

(theme song)

(Team Fake's girl's trailer)
Lia: Wow. Now that ہلکی پیلے, گڑگڑانا and Lily are gone, it's very quiet in here.
May: Yeah......

Chris: We have Alice!
Alice: (exits bus) COLE!
Cole: Alice my girl!
(Alice and Cole kiss)
Chilly: ارے Alice.
(Alice does not reply)
Chilly: Hello? ALICE!
Alice: Oh... ارے Chilly.

Alice: Wait, me and Cole aren't on the same team!
Cole: Chris, can Alice please be on my team.
Chris: no.
Cole and Alice: PLEASE!
Chris: FINE! Alice switch teams with Liza.

Alice: I'm guessing it's a.... 3 bedroom house سے طرف کی the looks of it.
Chilly: Cole, do آپ want to room together?
Cole: I was thinking of rooming with Alice. Sound cool babe?
Alice: Yeah. Sorry Chilly.
Chilly: Oh... aaaa... It's okay.

Chris: (enters) okay, so you...

(Aftermath studio)
(Aftermath theme song is in the back ground)
Rochelle: Welcome to the Total Drama Reality Check Aftermath show!
Amber: I'm Amber.
Rochelle: And I'm Rochelle!
Amber: And don't miss this installment of-
Amber and Rochelle: The Total... Drama... Reality Check.. Aftermath show!!

(Theme song)

(Aftermath studio)
Rochelle: Today we got a special treat for everyone.
Amber: But first, let's bring in our.... non-winners.
Rochelle: First we Have Jason!
(Jason enters and everyone boos)
Jason: Oh shut the Fuck up Bitches.
Amber: Garrett!
(Garrett enters doing a back flip and everyone cheers)
Garrett:...

Chris: Last time on Total Drama Reality Check! We had 4 surprises. 1 being the merge and 2,3, and 4 being Maylene, Blake, and Joss returning. Everyone was eager to find out who the تل, مول was. In the end, it was Draven, using his cheating ways, who found out who the تل, مول was make Cole, the phones stealer, saying goodbye. Who will شامل میں Cole and the other losers? And who will not? Find out right now on Total.. Drama... Reality Check!

(Theme song)

(Outside of trailers)
Liza: So Joss, how does it fill to be back?
Joss: (shrugs)
Liza: Is everything alright?
Joss: Huh? Oh yeah. Everything's just great.
(Someone...

Chris: Last time on Total Drama Reality Check! The Awake-a-thon! Yep. We brought it back. In this challenge, I made our contestants go through some craziness... some, crazier than others. In the end, it was Annie who got eliminated, making Lia Jordan's new girlfriend. But will he except? یا decline? Find out right here on Total... Drama... Reality Check!

(Theme song)

(Team Fake's girl's trailer)
May: Okay Lily. We need to learn how to control your Multiple Personality Disorder.
Lily: Actually it's called-
Fawn: How did Mike control it again?
May: I can't remember.
Fawn: Lia do you-
Lia: Jordan and...

Chris: Last time on Total Drama Reality Check! I put the constants in a spooky mansion and let them try to live with a killer on the lose. In the end it was the quiet Marissa who unmasked the killer reveling it was are old buddy Jason, who was sent ہوم with Ms. Evil, Layla. Who will win? Who will lose? Find out right now on Total... Drama... Reality Check!

(Theme song)

(Team Fake's girl's trailer)
Fawn: It's so good that Layla is gone.
Lily: I know. Now there is nothing to get us angry now.
May: Except the fact that our cell phones are gone.
Fawn: Oh yeah... Dose Layla still have our phones?
Lily:...

Chris: Last time on Total Drama Reality Check! Our contestants had to go through some trivia and had to go through some though challenges when they got it wrong. Like Leaches, ice water, and bees. In the end, Blake was kicked off the دکھائیں for sneaking around in the studio with out premisson. Who knows why. Who will win? Who will lose? Who will scream their heads off? Find out right now on Total.. Drama.. Reality Check!

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(Castle (set 9))
(All the final 15 are laying on the ground)
Mathew: (wakes up and screams waking everyone else up)
Liza: Huh? WO! Where are we?
Lily: Looks like some...

Chris: Last time on Total Drama Reality Check! Our contestants went throw the most grossest challenge yet. They ate sheep's eyes, swam in cow's blood, and drank snake pee. Cole got black mailed سے طرف کی Draven, Layla got the confessional tapes... again, and Joss got the boot in a Mysterious circumstance since over half of his team didn't vote him off. hmm... should I look into it?
Chef: (shrugs)
Chris: Anyways, who will win? Who will lose? Who will cry for their mommy? Find out the answer to these سوالات and مزید Right here, right now, only on... Total... Drama... Reality Check!

(Theme song)

(Team...

Chris: Last time on Total Drama Reality Check! Scare Tactics! In the episode me, Chef, and some of our interns scared the pee out of our 22 contestants... well it wasn't hard to scare Maylene. ہلکی پیلے, گڑگڑانا unwrapped a new secret, and Chef unwrapped some bees for Team Real's boys. In the end, we ended up with a double elimination with Alice and Maylene sending them both home. Who will win? Who will laugh.. I mean lose. Find out right now, on Total... Drama... Reality Check!

(Theme song)

(Team Real boy's trailer)
Cole: I can't believe Alice is gone.
Chilly: I can...
Cole: What did آپ say?!
Chilly: nothing......

Chris: Maylene!
Maylene: HI everyone!! Nice to meet آپ all! I'm Maylene-
Layla: Yeah, we got that.
Maylene: (starts to cry)
Layla: What a cry baby.
Liza: Grow a دل Layla. Are آپ okay Maylene.
Maylene: Yeah. I guess.

Maylene: (skipping) Skipey-skip. Skipey-skip!
Jason: Will آپ shut the hell up ass-hole?!
Maylene: (starts to cry)

Maylene: what is this? (holds up pancake)
Jason: A pancake dumbass!
Maylene: This isn't a pancake. Why isn't it in a shape?
Fawn: It never has to be in a shape.
Maylene: YES IT DOES!!! (starts to cry)
Jason: What a shity motherfucking cry baby.

Maylene: (skiping down the stairs)...

Chris: Last time on Total Drama Reality Check! Are contestants got in 2s and raced around the film lot. They stopped at 2 pit-stops to do a side challenge. And man was it messy. In the end, thanks to Garrett's un-tied shoe, he cost his team the win. Making him go in the Bug-o-shame saying good-bye. (thunder is heard) Who will win? Who will scream? Find out right now on Total... Drama... Reality Check! (thunder is heard)

(Theme song)

(Team Real's Girl's Trailer)
(Thunder is heard)
Maylene: (under covers in the bed) (screams)
Alice: Dang, it is really pouring hard out there.
Ashley: Do آپ think We'll...

Chris: Previously on Total Drama Reality Check! We had a fashion رن وے based on the reality دکھائیں "Project Runway". Are contestants had to design there best cloths, and their worst make-up job. Lily showed us an interesting surprise and Lance showed that he can be a model. In the end, it was Team Fake who won the 3rd time in a row winning a reward of a make-over! Will team Fake win for the 4th time in a row. And if they would've, did I just jinx them? Find out right here. Right now. On Total... Drama... Reality Check!

(Theme song)

(Team Fake boy's trailer)
Vincent: Agggghhh...
Blake: What's your...

Jason: (exits bus) What the Fuck is this place?
Lia: Total Drama Action film set. Ever seen Total Drama?
Jason: What the Fuck is Total Drama. Sounds like some kind of Shitty show.
Chris: اقدام ON!!!!
Jason: Wo Bitch!

Jason: (spits on the ground)
Elisa: (gasp) How dare آپ disrespect nature like that?!
Jason: Shut up Bitch.

Jason: Confessional? Psh. I don't need any Shity confessional to talk about stuff in. I can say what ever the Fuck I want to say out here in the open.

Jason: What the Fuck? I'm with a bunch of Fucking Girls!?
Joss: Hey!

Jason: What a shity place.
Ashley: Are آپ kidding me? This place...

Chris: Previously on Total Drama Reality check! 24 teens spit into 4 groups of 6 going into different house. Some house mates acted good. Some... not as well as others... Alice, Cole, Jason, and Layla were kicked out of the house. But in the end, it was Team Real who lost the challenge and as a reward for the winning team, Team Fake, they got to pick there tailor. Nice chose Team Fake. (In an Australian accent) Now it's time to survive down under mates. Will our contestants survive? یا will they die? Find out right here on Total... Drama... Reality Check!

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(Team Real Boy's tailor)...