Sorry for the delay.
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I must have fallen asleep because when I woke up I was on the plane. “Did I fall asleep Jake?”
“Yes آپ did honey. Are آپ feeling ok?”
“I feel really sick” Suddenly I threw up basically everything that was in me. I stood up to go to the bathroom and collapsed.
I could hear voices. “Dude Bella’s pregnant”
“We do get into بستر together and we’re married. Did آپ forget that little fact Embry?”
“Can I sleep with her? Is she good in bed?”
“Lose it Embry you’re not sleeping with my wife”
“I would like to”
“He’s been thinking about that all day”
“Sam why’d آپ tell him that”
“You’ve been thinking about sleeping with my wife all day”
“Embry isn’t sleeping with her, I am”
“No you’re not Quil. Let me just set this straight, Bella is for me to sleep with and for me to sleep with only!”
“No fair!”
“Yes fair”
“Is she good in bed?”
“I’m not telling آپ that”
“Tell me یا I’ll beat آپ up and sleep with your wife”
“Yes she is good in بستر that would be why we’re still married and she’s the beautifulest women I ever met”
“Jake man loose the gooey romantic stuff”
“Just cos آپ don’t have a wife یا a girlfriend, leave me and my wife alone”
“Oooooo, آپ going all hard Jake”
“Will آپ please shut up Bella’s sleeping”
“I’m not actually, آپ woke me up and Jacob is very good in بستر سے طرف کی the way”
“Jake your wife just owned آپ and we’re not gay Bella”
“I think آپ should be”
“Thanks”
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I must have fallen asleep because when I woke up I was on the plane. “Did I fall asleep Jake?”
“Yes آپ did honey. Are آپ feeling ok?”
“I feel really sick” Suddenly I threw up basically everything that was in me. I stood up to go to the bathroom and collapsed.
I could hear voices. “Dude Bella’s pregnant”
“We do get into بستر together and we’re married. Did آپ forget that little fact Embry?”
“Can I sleep with her? Is she good in bed?”
“Lose it Embry you’re not sleeping with my wife”
“I would like to”
“He’s been thinking about that all day”
“Sam why’d آپ tell him that”
“You’ve been thinking about sleeping with my wife all day”
“Embry isn’t sleeping with her, I am”
“No you’re not Quil. Let me just set this straight, Bella is for me to sleep with and for me to sleep with only!”
“No fair!”
“Yes fair”
“Is she good in bed?”
“I’m not telling آپ that”
“Tell me یا I’ll beat آپ up and sleep with your wife”
“Yes she is good in بستر that would be why we’re still married and she’s the beautifulest women I ever met”
“Jake man loose the gooey romantic stuff”
“Just cos آپ don’t have a wife یا a girlfriend, leave me and my wife alone”
“Oooooo, آپ going all hard Jake”
“Will آپ please shut up Bella’s sleeping”
“I’m not actually, آپ woke me up and Jacob is very good in بستر سے طرف کی the way”
“Jake your wife just owned آپ and we’re not gay Bella”
“I think آپ should be”
“Thanks”
Have آپ gotten used to the Twilight fans?
Peter Facinelli: "I don't know if آپ ever get used to them. They're not weird. I love them. I love each and every one of them. No, they're great. They're the best شائقین that آپ can have. They're so loyal. We've had people camping out all night long on the sets."
For this one, too?
Peter Facinelli: "Yeah, oh yeah. People are like literally in sleeping bags. We shot all night - آپ know, night shoots - because vampires like to shoot at night. And then we'd come out at 5 in the morning and they'd be in sleeping bags."
And having Chris [Weitz] as the director this time?
Peter Facinelli: "Fantastic. آپ know, the سیکنڈ time around it's a little easier. آپ feel like آپ have like a little bit مزید money it feels like. The atmosphere is calmer. I think it's going to be good. It's kind of nice having different perspectives, آپ know, film to film. They just announced the third director too."
Peter Facinelli: "I don't know if آپ ever get used to them. They're not weird. I love them. I love each and every one of them. No, they're great. They're the best شائقین that آپ can have. They're so loyal. We've had people camping out all night long on the sets."
For this one, too?
Peter Facinelli: "Yeah, oh yeah. People are like literally in sleeping bags. We shot all night - آپ know, night shoots - because vampires like to shoot at night. And then we'd come out at 5 in the morning and they'd be in sleeping bags."
And having Chris [Weitz] as the director this time?
Peter Facinelli: "Fantastic. آپ know, the سیکنڈ time around it's a little easier. آپ feel like آپ have like a little bit مزید money it feels like. The atmosphere is calmer. I think it's going to be good. It's kind of nice having different perspectives, آپ know, film to film. They just announced the third director too."
10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” سے طرف کی the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains یا argues, reply with “What are آپ gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room یا says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” سے طرف کی Madonna.
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” سے طرف کی the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains یا argues, reply with “What are آپ gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room یا says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” سے طرف کی Madonna.
10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie کہا Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” سے طرف کی The Police. When she asks why the hell آپ did it, say that she reminds آپ of Roxanne.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie کہا Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” سے طرف کی The Police. When she asks why the hell آپ did it, say that she reminds آپ of Roxanne.