Chuck: (Sits in chair)
TK: Hey, Chuck, guess what. I have your daughter and Stacey
Chuck: Ha, jokes on you, she's invisible
Katey: Dad, seriously, help us
Chuck: You'll never find her
Katey: Dad, please help us
Chuck: She will never fall for your tricks
Katey: .................. I'm invisible
Chuck: Oh my god, there in trouble. I gotta save them (Runs off)
(Later, in Arena)
Chuck: Now, where are the-
TK: (Tazzes him) Now how does that feel
Chuck: AHHH I LIKE PIE
TK: Hm (Tazzes him some more)
(Later)
Chuck: (Wakes up, hanging from rope) Oh, man, all the blood is rushing to my head
Katey: Dad, help
Stacey: Please, listen to her
TK: Well, its about time آپ woke up. Now, lets have some fun (Lowers rope)
Chuck: (Climbs rope) Okay, just try to remember gym class..... I'm not a disgrace, coach. (Makes it to the top) Okay, TK, lets finish this
TK: Ha, آپ think آپ can stop m- (Chuck punches him) Hey, I wasn't ready (Punches him again) Stop that (Punches him again) STOP (Punches him again) I کہا STO- (Punches him again) FUCK IT (Begins choking him) Now, time for آپ to die, Chuck
Chuck: Jokes on you. آپ feel for my trap. Now, get ready for my suplex (Thros him over him, but he falls off a ledge) Ooh.......... Whoops......... (Walks to the crank and lifts Katey and Stacey up) It's over. Lets go ہوم (Walks out with KAtey and Stacey)
Jump-Scare Zombie: (Pops up) Suprise Motha fu-
THE END
TK: Hey, Chuck, guess what. I have your daughter and Stacey
Chuck: Ha, jokes on you, she's invisible
Katey: Dad, seriously, help us
Chuck: You'll never find her
Katey: Dad, please help us
Chuck: She will never fall for your tricks
Katey: .................. I'm invisible
Chuck: Oh my god, there in trouble. I gotta save them (Runs off)
(Later, in Arena)
Chuck: Now, where are the-
TK: (Tazzes him) Now how does that feel
Chuck: AHHH I LIKE PIE
TK: Hm (Tazzes him some more)
(Later)
Chuck: (Wakes up, hanging from rope) Oh, man, all the blood is rushing to my head
Katey: Dad, help
Stacey: Please, listen to her
TK: Well, its about time آپ woke up. Now, lets have some fun (Lowers rope)
Chuck: (Climbs rope) Okay, just try to remember gym class..... I'm not a disgrace, coach. (Makes it to the top) Okay, TK, lets finish this
TK: Ha, آپ think آپ can stop m- (Chuck punches him) Hey, I wasn't ready (Punches him again) Stop that (Punches him again) STOP (Punches him again) I کہا STO- (Punches him again) FUCK IT (Begins choking him) Now, time for آپ to die, Chuck
Chuck: Jokes on you. آپ feel for my trap. Now, get ready for my suplex (Thros him over him, but he falls off a ledge) Ooh.......... Whoops......... (Walks to the crank and lifts Katey and Stacey up) It's over. Lets go ہوم (Walks out with KAtey and Stacey)
Jump-Scare Zombie: (Pops up) Suprise Motha fu-
THE END
So whenever I hear someone describe something that is weird as, “Wow, what kind of drugs were they taking when they made this”, I just groan. I always hated the whole criticism of how something weird must be related to drugs یا any other illegal substance, and that there is nothing creative یا thought provoking into the madness. Now, is there anything thought provoking about Katamari Damacy? …. Eeeeehhh.
So Katamari Damacy is not really a drug trip, but مزید of a… case of being Japanese. After the King of All Cosmos (Yes, that’s his name) destroys all the stars in the sky after...
Tingle: Oh, hello aga-
Link: GIVE ME THE FUCKING MAP
Tinge: Well, lets see (Counts bag of rupees) Well, it seems to be about right. Here is your map
Link: GREAT! HOW MUCH MAPS DO I NEED LEFT
Tingle: Hmm...... About four
Link: THANK آپ (Leaves)
King of Red Lions: So, where is the اگلے Triforce shard
Link: ON SOME STUPID ISLAND
King of Red Lions: Then let us be off
Link: GOOD IDEA
King of Red Lions: ......Um...... Why are آپ still yelling. You've been doing that ever since we left the Wind Temple
Link: I TOLD YOU! I'M REALLY FUCKING PISSED
King of Red Lions: Oh right
TO BE CONTINUED
Link: GIVE ME THE FUCKING MAP
Tinge: Well, lets see (Counts bag of rupees) Well, it seems to be about right. Here is your map
Link: GREAT! HOW MUCH MAPS DO I NEED LEFT
Tingle: Hmm...... About four
Link: THANK آپ (Leaves)
King of Red Lions: So, where is the اگلے Triforce shard
Link: ON SOME STUPID ISLAND
King of Red Lions: Then let us be off
Link: GOOD IDEA
King of Red Lions: ......Um...... Why are آپ still yelling. You've been doing that ever since we left the Wind Temple
Link: I TOLD YOU! I'M REALLY FUCKING PISSED
King of Red Lions: Oh right
TO BE CONTINUED
So despite the fact that I talked about Dual Destinies, it is not my پسندیدہ of the Ace Attorney games. Sure, I am aware of it’s really good story and it’s technical advancements to the franchise, but my پسندیدہ in the franchise is the very first one I played… And considering the narrative in the franchise, it may not have been great to start with the third game in the franchise, but whatever.
Ace Attorney Trials and Tribulations follows Phoenix Wright in his third سال of being a defense lawyer. As he deals with the past that is coming back to haunt him in the form of a mysterious...
(NOTE: This is an old مضمون I was going to do but NEVER got around to, sorry. Here's all I had done, I know it's not much.)
Villains! Often the antagonist in a دکھائیں that likes to do generally bad things for their own good. Now, there's a LOT of great villains out there, and I had to cut out a few of my پسندیدہ as well, so understand that before reading this article.
Also, when I say media, I mean ANYTHING. Whether it's a cartoon, an anime, a movie, a sitcom, pretty much ANYTHING counts.
Now, without further ado, let's GO! =D
#10. Dr. Claw (Inspector Gadget)
IF آپ THINK I'M TALKING ABOUT...
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Villains! Often the antagonist in a دکھائیں that likes to do generally bad things for their own good. Now, there's a LOT of great villains out there, and I had to cut out a few of my پسندیدہ as well, so understand that before reading this article.
Also, when I say media, I mean ANYTHING. Whether it's a cartoon, an anime, a movie, a sitcom, pretty much ANYTHING counts.
Now, without further ado, let's GO! =D
#10. Dr. Claw (Inspector Gadget)
IF آپ THINK I'M TALKING ABOUT...
