Link: Well, what's next
Tetra: We need to meet the island swordmaster, Orca
Link: Orca? آپ mean that creepy old guy?
Tetra: Oh come on Link. How bad can he be
(Later, in Orca's Dojo)
Orca: Oh, ارے Link. It's been a while
Link: Uh... ارے Orca.
Orca: So, آپ want some candy. It's over here. Just step into my basement and-
Link: Actually, I'm here for for آپ to teach me a new اقدام so I can leave
Orca: But why would I teach a little kid a dangerous move
Link: (Holds out underpants) because children's جانگھیا says differently
Orca: Okay, I'll teach you
(A few منٹ of preparation later)
Orca: Okay, Link. Are آپ ready for hours of sweaty, man to man action
Link: I'm starting to regret this decision.
Orca: I'm not. Now, the new اقدام is as simple as this. Just hold your sword in your hand as if آپ were going to spin with it, and wait for it to glow, then release.
Link: How do I do that
Orca: Just hold the A button
Link: Oh (Charges attack, then spins like crazy) AAHHHHHH
Orca: Well, there's the new move. How do آپ feel Link
Link: (Vomits)
Orca: Thought so
Link: My god, is this really the only attack
Orca: Yep
Link: Well, fuck this, I'm getting out of here
Orca: And, one day, I'm getting in your pants
Link: Okay, I'm leaving. I'm leaving
Orca: ........... You'll be back Link........ And I'll be waiting
(Later, outside)
Tetra: So, how was it
Link: Awful. That pedophile in there only gave me a اقدام that makes me dizzy as hell
Tetra: Well..... it's better then piss, right
Link: To be honest, I'd rather take a شاور in piss than what I got here
Tetra: Well..... Things could be-
Link: No, don't say it. Last time آپ did, we started this shit series. Just shut up, Tetra
TO BE CONTINUED
Tetra: We need to meet the island swordmaster, Orca
Link: Orca? آپ mean that creepy old guy?
Tetra: Oh come on Link. How bad can he be
(Later, in Orca's Dojo)
Orca: Oh, ارے Link. It's been a while
Link: Uh... ارے Orca.
Orca: So, آپ want some candy. It's over here. Just step into my basement and-
Link: Actually, I'm here for for آپ to teach me a new اقدام so I can leave
Orca: But why would I teach a little kid a dangerous move
Link: (Holds out underpants) because children's جانگھیا says differently
Orca: Okay, I'll teach you
(A few منٹ of preparation later)
Orca: Okay, Link. Are آپ ready for hours of sweaty, man to man action
Link: I'm starting to regret this decision.
Orca: I'm not. Now, the new اقدام is as simple as this. Just hold your sword in your hand as if آپ were going to spin with it, and wait for it to glow, then release.
Link: How do I do that
Orca: Just hold the A button
Link: Oh (Charges attack, then spins like crazy) AAHHHHHH
Orca: Well, there's the new move. How do آپ feel Link
Link: (Vomits)
Orca: Thought so
Link: My god, is this really the only attack
Orca: Yep
Link: Well, fuck this, I'm getting out of here
Orca: And, one day, I'm getting in your pants
Link: Okay, I'm leaving. I'm leaving
Orca: ........... You'll be back Link........ And I'll be waiting
(Later, outside)
Tetra: So, how was it
Link: Awful. That pedophile in there only gave me a اقدام that makes me dizzy as hell
Tetra: Well..... it's better then piss, right
Link: To be honest, I'd rather take a شاور in piss than what I got here
Tetra: Well..... Things could be-
Link: No, don't say it. Last time آپ did, we started this shit series. Just shut up, Tetra
TO BE CONTINUED
We all play games to actually get away from all the pointless chores of reality. Sadly, though, there are moments in games that throw us right back into reality سے طرف کی making us do the same chores as in reality. Now, a few rules before I begin. Only one game per franchise and only games that I have played. Now, with all that said, lets start the list.
#10: Survivor Chores from Dead Rising - Now, this really isn’t pointless, as saving survivors does get آپ a new weapon, levels آپ up, یا gives آپ money. However, there are THOSE survivors. آپ know the ones, the ones that will refuse to...
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#10: Survivor Chores from Dead Rising - Now, this really isn’t pointless, as saving survivors does get آپ a new weapon, levels آپ up, یا gives آپ money. However, there are THOSE survivors. آپ know the ones, the ones that will refuse to...
…. I suck at keeping a schedule
Would it even matter calling this SWERY ماہ at this point? It’s مزید like the SWERY Marathon. I apologize for this busted پچھواڑے, گدا schedule. Needless to say, I am going to stop with these big ماہ long events because I can’t seem to pull them off properly no matter how hard I try so I’m not gonna be celebrating these things for a month. I will have special events still, sure, but just nothing that has a dedicated schedule. Maybe just four things in a row. And with that said, we اقدام on to the final game in the SWERY horror roster. We had many games...
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Would it even matter calling this SWERY ماہ at this point? It’s مزید like the SWERY Marathon. I apologize for this busted پچھواڑے, گدا schedule. Needless to say, I am going to stop with these big ماہ long events because I can’t seem to pull them off properly no matter how hard I try so I’m not gonna be celebrating these things for a month. I will have special events still, sure, but just nothing that has a dedicated schedule. Maybe just four things in a row. And with that said, we اقدام on to the final game in the SWERY horror roster. We had many games...
So, Halo 2 was a pretty good game, I don’t think anyone will deny that. But I always realized something. There was a two at the end. So where could I find a copy of the first one. Every retailer I went to as a kid had Halo 2 everywhere, but little copies of Halo 1. And then, one day, I finally got my hands on it. And it was even better (In some ways).
I think the reason I liked Halo 1 better than Halo 2, despite Halo 2 clearly being a step up, both graphic wise and variety wise, was just how mysterious and mystical Halo 1 felt in a way. The game opens up with Master Chief being woken...
Another movie changed up this week and this one isn’t technically a cult film. Boy, now the schedule is useless and the name of Cultober is useless. That being said, who wants to talk about Halloween, a franchise that hasn’t had a good movie since the first one forty years ago. Well, low and behold, we may have gotten something great. After years of bad sequel after bad sequel, could 2018’s Halloween finally be the film we’ve been waiting for? Let’s find out. Also, this is a spoiler free review, so don’t worry.
The film takes place forty years after the events of the first...
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The film takes place forty years after the events of the first...
Henry: so... what are آپ working on?
Simon: none of your concern
Henry: can I help?
Simon: why should I let a insecure 19 سال old with no experiences with science help me?
Henry: point taken
Simon: why are آپ in here?
Henry: I just want to know what آپ are making!
Simon: a cure for cancer
Henry: how will that help the war?
Simon: not every thing has to be about war... it will help the lives of millions! and some might see the دن this chaos ends...
Henry: ok then... whats the progress?
Simon: dead-fuc*ing-end
Henry: welcome to my world
Simon: none of your concern
Henry: can I help?
Simon: why should I let a insecure 19 سال old with no experiences with science help me?
Henry: point taken
Simon: why are آپ in here?
Henry: I just want to know what آپ are making!
Simon: a cure for cancer
Henry: how will that help the war?
Simon: not every thing has to be about war... it will help the lives of millions! and some might see the دن this chaos ends...
Henry: ok then... whats the progress?
Simon: dead-fuc*ing-end
Henry: welcome to my world
Vroom in the Night Sky is considered سے طرف کی many to be the worst game on the Nintendo Switch, let alone one of the worst games ever. Developed سے طرف کی Poisoft, a studio that clearly doesn’t speak English, Vroom in the Night Sky was once a Wii U exclusive, but was able to crawl it’s way out of the bargain bin console and onto your Nintendo Switch. I want آپ to let that sink in. Trash like Vroom in the Night Sky was able to survive the Wii U and yet Wonderful 101 remains trapped on there. This was the game that was considered better than Vroom in the Night Sky. May god forgive us all.
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So I was pretty big into the RPG genre when I started to hear about the Shin Megami Tensei games. And when I hear people talk about it, a lot of snobs tell me to go for Nocturne, but some people recommend I try out Persona. I heard about it, and I also heard about some things about it, and I decided to start off with what was considered the most popular, Persona 4. And I loved it!
Persona 4 follows Yu Narukami, the only protagonist so far with a consistent name, as he arrives at the small town of Inaba to stay for a سال while his parents are on a business trip. He goes about a normal...
So, Persona 3 was a good game, and then Persona 4 came out and it was even better, and then we all wondered what sort of thing Persona 5 would be. And then we had to wait… for a long time. And I mean a looooooooooooooooooooooong time. But boy, let me tell you, when it finally came to grace the west, we were not expecting something like this, and we loved every سیکنڈ of it.
Persona 5 follows Ren Amamiya پیزا پاستا Mama Mia, یا as شائقین prefer to call him, Akira, as he is sent to live with his guardian in Tokyo after being blamed for assaulting the Prime Minister, and is forced to experience...
