Link: Well, what's next
Tetra: We need to meet the island swordmaster, Orca
Link: Orca? آپ mean that creepy old guy?
Tetra: Oh come on Link. How bad can he be
(Later, in Orca's Dojo)
Orca: Oh, ارے Link. It's been a while
Link: Uh... ارے Orca.
Orca: So, آپ want some candy. It's over here. Just step into my basement and-
Link: Actually, I'm here for for آپ to teach me a new اقدام so I can leave
Orca: But why would I teach a little kid a dangerous move
Link: (Holds out underpants) because children's جانگھیا says differently
Orca: Okay, I'll teach you
(A few منٹ of preparation later)
Orca: Okay, Link. Are آپ ready for hours of sweaty, man to man action
Link: I'm starting to regret this decision.
Orca: I'm not. Now, the new اقدام is as simple as this. Just hold your sword in your hand as if آپ were going to spin with it, and wait for it to glow, then release.
Link: How do I do that
Orca: Just hold the A button
Link: Oh (Charges attack, then spins like crazy) AAHHHHHH
Orca: Well, there's the new move. How do آپ feel Link
Link: (Vomits)
Orca: Thought so
Link: My god, is this really the only attack
Orca: Yep
Link: Well, fuck this, I'm getting out of here
Orca: And, one day, I'm getting in your pants
Link: Okay, I'm leaving. I'm leaving
Orca: ........... You'll be back Link........ And I'll be waiting
(Later, outside)
Tetra: So, how was it
Link: Awful. That pedophile in there only gave me a اقدام that makes me dizzy as hell
Tetra: Well..... it's better then piss, right
Link: To be honest, I'd rather take a شاور in piss than what I got here
Tetra: Well..... Things could be-
Link: No, don't say it. Last time آپ did, we started this shit series. Just shut up, Tetra
TO BE CONTINUED
Tetra: We need to meet the island swordmaster, Orca
Link: Orca? آپ mean that creepy old guy?
Tetra: Oh come on Link. How bad can he be
(Later, in Orca's Dojo)
Orca: Oh, ارے Link. It's been a while
Link: Uh... ارے Orca.
Orca: So, آپ want some candy. It's over here. Just step into my basement and-
Link: Actually, I'm here for for آپ to teach me a new اقدام so I can leave
Orca: But why would I teach a little kid a dangerous move
Link: (Holds out underpants) because children's جانگھیا says differently
Orca: Okay, I'll teach you
(A few منٹ of preparation later)
Orca: Okay, Link. Are آپ ready for hours of sweaty, man to man action
Link: I'm starting to regret this decision.
Orca: I'm not. Now, the new اقدام is as simple as this. Just hold your sword in your hand as if آپ were going to spin with it, and wait for it to glow, then release.
Link: How do I do that
Orca: Just hold the A button
Link: Oh (Charges attack, then spins like crazy) AAHHHHHH
Orca: Well, there's the new move. How do آپ feel Link
Link: (Vomits)
Orca: Thought so
Link: My god, is this really the only attack
Orca: Yep
Link: Well, fuck this, I'm getting out of here
Orca: And, one day, I'm getting in your pants
Link: Okay, I'm leaving. I'm leaving
Orca: ........... You'll be back Link........ And I'll be waiting
(Later, outside)
Tetra: So, how was it
Link: Awful. That pedophile in there only gave me a اقدام that makes me dizzy as hell
Tetra: Well..... it's better then piss, right
Link: To be honest, I'd rather take a شاور in piss than what I got here
Tetra: Well..... Things could be-
Link: No, don't say it. Last time آپ did, we started this shit series. Just shut up, Tetra
TO BE CONTINUED
Song: link
As the green lines come closer, so do the words.
Theme song: link
Seanthehedgehog Presents
The Great Escape
Starring
The good guys
Sean the hedgehog
Shredder Dash
Bartholomew Perfect the 55th
Jade Greene
Volk
Pablo
Brewster Amzel
Sigmund
Gordon
Princess Celestia
Rainbow Dash
Applejack
Shining Armor
James
Chibi-emmy's OC
Sacred Symphony
Dragonaura15's OC
Airborne
The bad guys
Griffons
Gilda
Major Skyler
Nazis
Major Jones
Captain Muntz
Seargent Schultz
Changelings
Queen Chrysalis
Luke
Jordyn
Corporal Hothead
This is based off of a true story. Although the characters...
Well… How about that Bethesda? How about that Fallout 76? How about that Todd Howard and his Sweet Little Lies? Yeah, I am really aware of how cool it is right now to hate on Fallout 76, and I am aware that not a lot of people are شائقین of Skyrim. In fact, hating it is kind of a law now, but just because 76 is a mistake, that doesn’t mean I will grow to hate Skyrim, no matter how many times they re-release it.
Elder Scrolls: Skyrim takes place in, well, Skyrim, as the hero of the story, known as Dragonborn, comes to find that the land is under attack سے طرف کی dragons. So, with the use of...
Remember how great Nightmare on Elm Street? Remember the mystery of Freddy and how the reveal turned out to be rather creepy? Remember all the creepy special effects that, while limited, managed to make the movie even scarier. Well, thanks to the remake done سے طرف کی Michael Bay, we can throw all those out the window, because I got for آپ all, not a Nightmare on Elm سٹریٹ, گلی classic, but the 2010 remake of the same name, and let me tell you, it sure is a scary movie… For completely different reasons.
Now, while Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2003 wasn’t really a good movie, it at least had SOMETHING...
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Now, while Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2003 wasn’t really a good movie, it at least had SOMETHING...
We all play games to actually get away from all the pointless chores of reality. Sadly, though, there are moments in games that throw us right back into reality سے طرف کی making us do the same chores as in reality. Now, a few rules before I begin. Only one game per franchise and only games that I have played. Now, with all that said, lets start the list.
#10: Survivor Chores from Dead Rising - Now, this really isn’t pointless, as saving survivors does get آپ a new weapon, levels آپ up, یا gives آپ money. However, there are THOSE survivors. آپ know the ones, the ones that will refuse to...
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#10: Survivor Chores from Dead Rising - Now, this really isn’t pointless, as saving survivors does get آپ a new weapon, levels آپ up, یا gives آپ money. However, there are THOSE survivors. آپ know the ones, the ones that will refuse to...
…. I suck at keeping a schedule
Would it even matter calling this SWERY ماہ at this point? It’s مزید like the SWERY Marathon. I apologize for this busted پچھواڑے, گدا schedule. Needless to say, I am going to stop with these big ماہ long events because I can’t seem to pull them off properly no matter how hard I try so I’m not gonna be celebrating these things for a month. I will have special events still, sure, but just nothing that has a dedicated schedule. Maybe just four things in a row. And with that said, we اقدام on to the final game in the SWERY horror roster. We had many games...
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Would it even matter calling this SWERY ماہ at this point? It’s مزید like the SWERY Marathon. I apologize for this busted پچھواڑے, گدا schedule. Needless to say, I am going to stop with these big ماہ long events because I can’t seem to pull them off properly no matter how hard I try so I’m not gonna be celebrating these things for a month. I will have special events still, sure, but just nothing that has a dedicated schedule. Maybe just four things in a row. And with that said, we اقدام on to the final game in the SWERY horror roster. We had many games...
So, Halo 2 was a pretty good game, I don’t think anyone will deny that. But I always realized something. There was a two at the end. So where could I find a copy of the first one. Every retailer I went to as a kid had Halo 2 everywhere, but little copies of Halo 1. And then, one day, I finally got my hands on it. And it was even better (In some ways).
I think the reason I liked Halo 1 better than Halo 2, despite Halo 2 clearly being a step up, both graphic wise and variety wise, was just how mysterious and mystical Halo 1 felt in a way. The game opens up with Master Chief being woken...
