Link: Hey, look, its an eskimo
Zunari: Hello
Link: Let me guess. Your crazy as shit too. What's your story. آپ live in a fucking freezer.
Zunari: Not really. When آپ look at all the psychopaths and idiots in this city, someone has to have some sanity
Link: Oh, okay. So, what's wrong with you
Zunari: Well, آپ see, I have this محفوظ here, but, every time I close the store at night, someone always comes here and steals from me. It's maddening.
Link: so, wait, آپ just have this big پچھواڑے, گدا محفوظ lying in the open of your office, and pretty much anyone can steal it
Zunari: Well, yes, that's exactly it
Link: ................... Yeah, I'll help you
Zunari: Oh, that's great. Thanks, man.
(Later that night, at Zunari's Shop)
Tetra: .......... Link
Link: ............ Yes
Tetra: .......... You're gonna rob that guy aren't you
Link: Fuck yeah
Tetra: Link!
Link: No, I have had it with getting shit rewards. If it weren't for آپ getting on my fucking back this whole time, I wouldn't even be helping these people. I'd be killing their leader, and then ruling this place with an iron fist. But, no, I just go around helping people. So, I am doing what I want now. آپ can just shut the fuck up
Tetra: Fine. Do what آپ want. I won't stop آپ from taking the money.
Link: That's good (Walks into the shop, to see a girl stealing from the safe) Hey, stay away from that safe. This is my robbery.
Mila: (Turns) Who are you
Link: A guy who may just forget about hurting آپ because your attractive.
Mila: Please, I need this money. I am just a poor girl-
Link: A super hot one at that
Mila: -Who is trying to feed my family... and سے طرف کی family, I mean just my dad who's too lazy to work for money
Link: Wow, what a great father
Mila: Yes, I know. He sucks
Link: Well, I can't let آپ steal from this shop. But, I will pay you. I am like the Bill Gates of this world, so, I will just hand آپ whatever money I have
Mila: Really. Oh, thank آپ so much. How can I repay you
Link: Sex
Mila: Oh, yes
Link: Wait, really
Mila: Of course, anything for the man who helped me and kept me from becoming a criminal
Link: Awesome. So, what do آپ say we-
Tetra: But, Link, what about Medley
Link: What about here
Tetra: Aren't آپ two dating
Link: What?
Tetra: Yeah, she کہا she loved آپ a lot and all that
Mila: Oh... I see... Oh, thank you, ma'am. So sorry Link, I was about to get in the way of your relationship with Medley
Link: What, I don't love-
Tetra: Of course he does
Link: SHE'S A FUCKING BIRD GIRL!!!
Tetra: It's the inside that counts
Mila: Well, that's good to hear. I was about to get between آپ two. And just think, I was going to screw your brains out so hard, آپ would need a wheelchair. But, a thank آپ is good enough. Well, take care Link (Walks off)
Link: Tetra! I told آپ that Medley and me aren't dating
Tetra: I know. I just did that to fuck with you. Doing things your way. Fuck that
Link: DAMN آپ TETRAAAAAAAAA!!!
(Later that day)
Zunari: Hey, man, thanks so much for helping out
Link: (Crying) I was so close to losing my virginity
Tetra: He means you're welcome
Zunari: Anyway, here is my thanks to you. It is a partnership. From now on, we will share the money I make from this store
Link: (Crying) What good is money when you're still a virgin.
Tetra: Okay, this is kinda funny
Link: (Crying) Fuck you, Tetra
TO BE CONTINUED
Zunari: Hello
Link: Let me guess. Your crazy as shit too. What's your story. آپ live in a fucking freezer.
Zunari: Not really. When آپ look at all the psychopaths and idiots in this city, someone has to have some sanity
Link: Oh, okay. So, what's wrong with you
Zunari: Well, آپ see, I have this محفوظ here, but, every time I close the store at night, someone always comes here and steals from me. It's maddening.
Link: so, wait, آپ just have this big پچھواڑے, گدا محفوظ lying in the open of your office, and pretty much anyone can steal it
Zunari: Well, yes, that's exactly it
Link: ................... Yeah, I'll help you
Zunari: Oh, that's great. Thanks, man.
(Later that night, at Zunari's Shop)
Tetra: .......... Link
Link: ............ Yes
Tetra: .......... You're gonna rob that guy aren't you
Link: Fuck yeah
Tetra: Link!
Link: No, I have had it with getting shit rewards. If it weren't for آپ getting on my fucking back this whole time, I wouldn't even be helping these people. I'd be killing their leader, and then ruling this place with an iron fist. But, no, I just go around helping people. So, I am doing what I want now. آپ can just shut the fuck up
Tetra: Fine. Do what آپ want. I won't stop آپ from taking the money.
Link: That's good (Walks into the shop, to see a girl stealing from the safe) Hey, stay away from that safe. This is my robbery.
Mila: (Turns) Who are you
Link: A guy who may just forget about hurting آپ because your attractive.
Mila: Please, I need this money. I am just a poor girl-
Link: A super hot one at that
Mila: -Who is trying to feed my family... and سے طرف کی family, I mean just my dad who's too lazy to work for money
Link: Wow, what a great father
Mila: Yes, I know. He sucks
Link: Well, I can't let آپ steal from this shop. But, I will pay you. I am like the Bill Gates of this world, so, I will just hand آپ whatever money I have
Mila: Really. Oh, thank آپ so much. How can I repay you
Link: Sex
Mila: Oh, yes
Link: Wait, really
Mila: Of course, anything for the man who helped me and kept me from becoming a criminal
Link: Awesome. So, what do آپ say we-
Tetra: But, Link, what about Medley
Link: What about here
Tetra: Aren't آپ two dating
Link: What?
Tetra: Yeah, she کہا she loved آپ a lot and all that
Mila: Oh... I see... Oh, thank you, ma'am. So sorry Link, I was about to get in the way of your relationship with Medley
Link: What, I don't love-
Tetra: Of course he does
Link: SHE'S A FUCKING BIRD GIRL!!!
Tetra: It's the inside that counts
Mila: Well, that's good to hear. I was about to get between آپ two. And just think, I was going to screw your brains out so hard, آپ would need a wheelchair. But, a thank آپ is good enough. Well, take care Link (Walks off)
Link: Tetra! I told آپ that Medley and me aren't dating
Tetra: I know. I just did that to fuck with you. Doing things your way. Fuck that
Link: DAMN آپ TETRAAAAAAAAA!!!
(Later that day)
Zunari: Hey, man, thanks so much for helping out
Link: (Crying) I was so close to losing my virginity
Tetra: He means you're welcome
Zunari: Anyway, here is my thanks to you. It is a partnership. From now on, we will share the money I make from this store
Link: (Crying) What good is money when you're still a virgin.
Tetra: Okay, this is kinda funny
Link: (Crying) Fuck you, Tetra
TO BE CONTINUED
Song: link
As the green lines come closer, so do the words.
Theme song: link
Seanthehedgehog Presents
The Great Escape
Starring
The good guys
Sean the hedgehog
Shredder Dash
Bartholomew Perfect the 55th
Jade Greene
Volk
Pablo
Brewster Amzel
Sigmund
Gordon
Princess Celestia
Rainbow Dash
Applejack
Shining Armor
James
Chibi-emmy's OC
Sacred Symphony
Dragonaura15's OC
Airborne
The bad guys
Griffons
Gilda
Major Skyler
Nazis
Major Jones
Captain Muntz
Seargent Schultz
Changelings
Queen Chrysalis
Luke
Jordyn
Corporal Hothead
This is based off of a true story. Although the characters...
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The only Tsundere I like
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I honestly actually kinda like Misa
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#10: Survivor Chores from Dead Rising - Now, this really isn’t pointless, as saving survivors does get آپ a new weapon, levels آپ up, یا gives آپ money. However, there are THOSE survivors. آپ know the ones, the ones that will refuse to...
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Would it even matter calling this SWERY ماہ at this point? It’s مزید like the SWERY Marathon. I apologize for this busted پچھواڑے, گدا schedule. Needless to say, I am going to stop with these big ماہ long events because I can’t seem to pull them off properly no matter how hard I try so I’m not gonna be celebrating these things for a month. I will have special events still, sure, but just nothing that has a dedicated schedule. Maybe just four things in a row. And with that said, we اقدام on to the final game in the SWERY horror roster. We had many games...
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The film takes place forty years after the events of the first...
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The film takes place forty years after the events of the first...
