Link: Hey, look, its an eskimo
Zunari: Hello
Link: Let me guess. Your crazy as shit too. What's your story. آپ live in a fucking freezer.
Zunari: Not really. When آپ look at all the psychopaths and idiots in this city, someone has to have some sanity
Link: Oh, okay. So, what's wrong with you
Zunari: Well, آپ see, I have this محفوظ here, but, every time I close the store at night, someone always comes here and steals from me. It's maddening.
Link: so, wait, آپ just have this big پچھواڑے, گدا محفوظ lying in the open of your office, and pretty much anyone can steal it
Zunari: Well, yes, that's exactly it
Link: ................... Yeah, I'll help you
Zunari: Oh, that's great. Thanks, man.
(Later that night, at Zunari's Shop)
Tetra: .......... Link
Link: ............ Yes
Tetra: .......... You're gonna rob that guy aren't you
Link: Fuck yeah
Tetra: Link!
Link: No, I have had it with getting shit rewards. If it weren't for آپ getting on my fucking back this whole time, I wouldn't even be helping these people. I'd be killing their leader, and then ruling this place with an iron fist. But, no, I just go around helping people. So, I am doing what I want now. آپ can just shut the fuck up
Tetra: Fine. Do what آپ want. I won't stop آپ from taking the money.
Link: That's good (Walks into the shop, to see a girl stealing from the safe) Hey, stay away from that safe. This is my robbery.
Mila: (Turns) Who are you
Link: A guy who may just forget about hurting آپ because your attractive.
Mila: Please, I need this money. I am just a poor girl-
Link: A super hot one at that
Mila: -Who is trying to feed my family... and سے طرف کی family, I mean just my dad who's too lazy to work for money
Link: Wow, what a great father
Mila: Yes, I know. He sucks
Link: Well, I can't let آپ steal from this shop. But, I will pay you. I am like the Bill Gates of this world, so, I will just hand آپ whatever money I have
Mila: Really. Oh, thank آپ so much. How can I repay you
Link: Sex
Mila: Oh, yes
Link: Wait, really
Mila: Of course, anything for the man who helped me and kept me from becoming a criminal
Link: Awesome. So, what do آپ say we-
Tetra: But, Link, what about Medley
Link: What about here
Tetra: Aren't آپ two dating
Link: What?
Tetra: Yeah, she کہا she loved آپ a lot and all that
Mila: Oh... I see... Oh, thank you, ma'am. So sorry Link, I was about to get in the way of your relationship with Medley
Link: What, I don't love-
Tetra: Of course he does
Link: SHE'S A FUCKING BIRD GIRL!!!
Tetra: It's the inside that counts
Mila: Well, that's good to hear. I was about to get between آپ two. And just think, I was going to screw your brains out so hard, آپ would need a wheelchair. But, a thank آپ is good enough. Well, take care Link (Walks off)
Link: Tetra! I told آپ that Medley and me aren't dating
Tetra: I know. I just did that to fuck with you. Doing things your way. Fuck that
Link: DAMN آپ TETRAAAAAAAAA!!!
(Later that day)
Zunari: Hey, man, thanks so much for helping out
Link: (Crying) I was so close to losing my virginity
Tetra: He means you're welcome
Zunari: Anyway, here is my thanks to you. It is a partnership. From now on, we will share the money I make from this store
Link: (Crying) What good is money when you're still a virgin.
Tetra: Okay, this is kinda funny
Link: (Crying) Fuck you, Tetra
TO BE CONTINUED
Zunari: Hello
Link: Let me guess. Your crazy as shit too. What's your story. آپ live in a fucking freezer.
Zunari: Not really. When آپ look at all the psychopaths and idiots in this city, someone has to have some sanity
Link: Oh, okay. So, what's wrong with you
Zunari: Well, آپ see, I have this محفوظ here, but, every time I close the store at night, someone always comes here and steals from me. It's maddening.
Link: so, wait, آپ just have this big پچھواڑے, گدا محفوظ lying in the open of your office, and pretty much anyone can steal it
Zunari: Well, yes, that's exactly it
Link: ................... Yeah, I'll help you
Zunari: Oh, that's great. Thanks, man.
(Later that night, at Zunari's Shop)
Tetra: .......... Link
Link: ............ Yes
Tetra: .......... You're gonna rob that guy aren't you
Link: Fuck yeah
Tetra: Link!
Link: No, I have had it with getting shit rewards. If it weren't for آپ getting on my fucking back this whole time, I wouldn't even be helping these people. I'd be killing their leader, and then ruling this place with an iron fist. But, no, I just go around helping people. So, I am doing what I want now. آپ can just shut the fuck up
Tetra: Fine. Do what آپ want. I won't stop آپ from taking the money.
Link: That's good (Walks into the shop, to see a girl stealing from the safe) Hey, stay away from that safe. This is my robbery.
Mila: (Turns) Who are you
Link: A guy who may just forget about hurting آپ because your attractive.
Mila: Please, I need this money. I am just a poor girl-
Link: A super hot one at that
Mila: -Who is trying to feed my family... and سے طرف کی family, I mean just my dad who's too lazy to work for money
Link: Wow, what a great father
Mila: Yes, I know. He sucks
Link: Well, I can't let آپ steal from this shop. But, I will pay you. I am like the Bill Gates of this world, so, I will just hand آپ whatever money I have
Mila: Really. Oh, thank آپ so much. How can I repay you
Link: Sex
Mila: Oh, yes
Link: Wait, really
Mila: Of course, anything for the man who helped me and kept me from becoming a criminal
Link: Awesome. So, what do آپ say we-
Tetra: But, Link, what about Medley
Link: What about here
Tetra: Aren't آپ two dating
Link: What?
Tetra: Yeah, she کہا she loved آپ a lot and all that
Mila: Oh... I see... Oh, thank you, ma'am. So sorry Link, I was about to get in the way of your relationship with Medley
Link: What, I don't love-
Tetra: Of course he does
Link: SHE'S A FUCKING BIRD GIRL!!!
Tetra: It's the inside that counts
Mila: Well, that's good to hear. I was about to get between آپ two. And just think, I was going to screw your brains out so hard, آپ would need a wheelchair. But, a thank آپ is good enough. Well, take care Link (Walks off)
Link: Tetra! I told آپ that Medley and me aren't dating
Tetra: I know. I just did that to fuck with you. Doing things your way. Fuck that
Link: DAMN آپ TETRAAAAAAAAA!!!
(Later that day)
Zunari: Hey, man, thanks so much for helping out
Link: (Crying) I was so close to losing my virginity
Tetra: He means you're welcome
Zunari: Anyway, here is my thanks to you. It is a partnership. From now on, we will share the money I make from this store
Link: (Crying) What good is money when you're still a virgin.
Tetra: Okay, this is kinda funny
Link: (Crying) Fuck you, Tetra
TO BE CONTINUED
Oh yeah, it’s time to talk about some character action games, some of the best of the medium, and what better one to start with than the king of them all, Devil May Cry. یا rather, the first one, the weird one where Dante was clearly a Blade یا Neo rip-off and the camera sucked a dick. Regardless, still an incredibly fun game.
Devil May Cry follows Dante as he goes to kill demon king Mundus on a secluded island consisting of marionettes, shadow beasts, Nelo Angelos and also something about him wanting to fuck a look-a-like of his mother. Allegedly wants to fuck his mother, granted. Now,...
Well, here’s the first of many, many, MANY ٹڈڈا, ٹڈا video games that will appear on this list. I’m a big پرستار of the niche, what can I say? So being one of the later games from their لائبریری that I played, I only saw a few pictures of it and knew it was a ٹڈڈا, ٹڈا game. Needless to say, I was sold on the game. And despite it all, I was happy for what I got. Cause damn, Killer is Dead is probably one of the nicer to play ٹڈڈا, ٹڈا games out there.
Now, sadly, I never got to finish all the side stuff in this game and didn’t get to experiment with the game much, so sadly, I can’t...
Well, here is a film I was never too proud of when I first watched it. I remember watching this film back in middle school. I heard it was among some of the best slasher films out there, alongside Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street, Halloween, and Texas Chainsaw Massacre. And yet, when I watched it, I thought it was really lame and overrated and couldn’t understand what people saw in it. But, after watching this movie years later, and getting a new idea on it, what do I think about it now? Well, on Cultober, let’s take a look at the 1996 slasher classic, Scream
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That night, I put my plan into action. I went to the blindspot, and went through the fence. No one noticed that I left until tomorrow morning.
Meanwhile, in the tunnels.
Pablo: *digging, but feels dirt falling on him, then looks up* Oh thank god. The roof isn't going to collapse. *Continues digging*
Volk: *Gets bag of dirt full, and gives it to Sigmund*
Sigmund: *Passes bag to Airborne*
Airborne: *Passes bag to قوس قزح Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *passes bag to Sacred Symphony*
Sacred Symphony: *Passes bag to Shredder*
Shredder: *Passes bag to Jade*
Jade: *Passes bag to Bartholomew*
Bartholomew:...
