"Saying oh yeah I remember, when آپ really don't know."
"I hate it when your sitting in the cinema ready to watch the movie and the اگلے thing آپ know BOOM. Human giraffe sits in front of you."
"If آپ sext do آپ get a phoner?"
"That awkward moment when آپ see two twins fighting and one calls the other ugly."
"When I get the answer correct and the smart kid didn't and im feelin like a boss."
"That look آپ give your friend when someone attractive walks in the room."
"Laughing sarcastically and then making a serious face."
"Lazy rule: Cant reach what I dropped, don't need it."
"Touching things that...
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