Thanks to ellarose88 for the art!
Are we still on for Club Albion tonight, mate?
I’m sorry, I think u misdialed.
UR not Merlin?
No, I’m not Merlin.
Terribly sorry. My finger must have slipped.
Quite alright. It happens.
Sorry.
Hello?
Yes?
Is that club any good?
Never been, sorry.
TY
No trouble.
What’s ur name?
Why?
I’m nosy. :)
How do I know u aren’t a murderer?
U don’t, I guess. :(
Please? I just want to know the name of the person I am bothering.
I’m on lunch. No bother.
Lunch here too.
Are u female?
Does it matter?
It will help me decide if I want to keep pestering u for a name.
Yes, female.
Thought so.
Oh, really.
If u were a bloke...
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