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posted by isabelle_905
One Flaw In Women

سے طرف کی the time the Lord made woman,
He was into his sixth دن of working overtime.
An angel appeared and said,
"Why are آپ spending so much time on this one?"
And the Lord answered, "Have آپ seen my spec sheet on her?
She has to be completely washable, but not plastic,
have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable
and able to run on diet coke and leftovers,
have a lap that can hold four children at one time,
have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart
-and she will do everything
with only two hands."

The angel was astounded at the requirements.
"Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish."

But I won't," the Lord protested.
"I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 گھنٹہ days."

The angel moved closer and touched the woman.
"But آپ have made her so soft, Lord."

"She is soft," the Lord agreed,
"but I have also made her tough. آپ have no idea what she can endure یا accomplish."

"Will she be able to think?", asked the angel. The Lord replied,
"Not only will she be able to think,
she will be able to reason and negotiate."

The angel then noticed something,
and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek.
"Oops, it looks like آپ have a leak in this model.
I told آپ that آپ were trying to put too much into this one."

"That's not a leak,"
the Lord corrected, "that's a tear!"
"What's the tear for?" the angel asked.

The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy,
her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love,
her loneliness, her grief and her pride." The angel was impressed.
"You are a genius, Lord. آپ thought of everything! Woman is truly amazing."

And she is!
Women have strengths that amaze men. They برداشت, ریچھ hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy.
They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel
and cheer when their دوستوں get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth یا a wedding.

Their hearts break when a friend dies.
They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run یا e-mail آپ to دکھائیں how much they care about you. The دل of a woman is what makes the world keep turning. They bring joy, hope and love. They have compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family and friends. Women have vital things to say and everything to give.

HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN,
IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.
Some girls really hate themselves. They think there fat, یا to skinny, یا they have huge eyes, یا they hate there acne. Every girl has a flaw about themselves. YOu wont find a perfect girl. But what i can say is that every single one of آپ girls are beatiful. Y? Because آپ were created سے طرف کی a wonderful god! He created آپ in his eyes. Think of yourself as a painting. YOu see the ones that look like a mess! well because they were made سے طرف کی a famous artist, there beautiful, and unique! LIke you! Whos to say آپ arent pretty?The boys? The other mean girls? Who made up the rule that being fat, or...
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posted by isabelle_905
Here’s another میل ای guys! lol Enjoy!!

A Spanish Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine یا feminine. "House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa." "Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz."

A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher تقسیم, الگ کریں the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine یا a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that...
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