Funny Quotes :3

1. Last night I lay in بستر looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

2. The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

3. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

4. "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

5. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

6. After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist کہا something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo...

A bunch of jokes I found.

1. A Spanish guy enters a hospital to have a minor operation.

A nurse begins to take down his information: name, insurance company, etc.

"In case of emergency, whom should we notify?"

"You mean if I become very sick?"

"Well . . . yes."

"If that happens, call a doctor!"

2. Daughter : I am in love with the neighbor, so I am running away with him.

Dad: Thanks , آپ have saved my money & time.

Daughter: Dad, I am reading the letter left سے طرف کی Mom.

3. .-Knock, knock
-Who's there?
-Cornelius
-Cornelius who?
-Well, that's politics for you………

4. Why did the نےولا, نیولا پار, صلیب the road?
Somebody...