Blair Waldorf: [after waking up in بستر together] آپ were on the floor!
Chuck Bass: I hurt my back.
Blair Waldorf: How? It's not like آپ ever do anything athletic.
Chuck Bass: [suggestively] Well, that's not exactly true, now is it?
Blair Waldorf: Fine, nothing that involves removing your scarf.
Chuck Bass: That was one time; it was chilly.
[Blair waskes up and slapps Chuck's arm]
Chuck Bass: Ow!
Blair Waldorf: Who, what, where, when, why?
Chuck Bass: We were up late plotting against Georgina, we must have dozed off.
Blair Waldorf: And آپ were on the floor.
Chuck Bass: I didn't want to hurt my back.
Blair Waldorf: Why? It's not like آپ do anything athletic.
Chuck Bass: Well that's not entirely true now is it?
Blair Waldorf: Fine, nothing that requires آپ moving your scarf.
Chuck Bass: It was one time, it was chilly.
Blair Waldorf: Enough about the past, before آپ landed in my بستر we actually landed on a good idea.
Chuck Bass: Well I trust آپ can take it from here, I have a best man's speech to write and no time to write it.
Blair Waldorf: Don't worry, I can be کتیا, کتيا enough for both of us.
Chuck Bass: I still have the scars on my back to prove it.
[Blairs starts pushing him out the door.]
Chuck Bass: آپ know, they say that آپ love something آپ should set it free.
Blair Waldorf: Uh! They say if آپ hate something آپ should slam the door in its face.
Chuck Bass: I love it when آپ talk dirty Blair.
Blair Waldorf: Notice how much voice didn't go up at the end? It wasn't a question.
Blair Waldorf: She made 'Waldorf' rhyme with 'Spears'!
Blair Waldorf: Damn that mother chucker!
Blair Waldorf: Nelly Yuki must be destroyed!
Serena وین der Woodsen: Why do آپ keep saying her name?
Blair Waldorf: Because it's Nelly Yuki!
Blair Waldorf: How do آپ manage to get out of everything unscathed?
Serena وین der Woodsen: Because I'm nice. آپ should try it. Come on, compliment me. Tell me my hair looks beautiful!
Blair Waldorf: But your hair looks disgusting. Did آپ even شاور today?
Chuck Bass: I hurt my back.
Blair Waldorf: How? It's not like آپ ever do anything athletic.
Chuck Bass: [suggestively] Well, that's not exactly true, now is it?
Blair Waldorf: Fine, nothing that involves removing your scarf.
Chuck Bass: That was one time; it was chilly.
[Blair waskes up and slapps Chuck's arm]
Chuck Bass: Ow!
Blair Waldorf: Who, what, where, when, why?
Chuck Bass: We were up late plotting against Georgina, we must have dozed off.
Blair Waldorf: And آپ were on the floor.
Chuck Bass: I didn't want to hurt my back.
Blair Waldorf: Why? It's not like آپ do anything athletic.
Chuck Bass: Well that's not entirely true now is it?
Blair Waldorf: Fine, nothing that requires آپ moving your scarf.
Chuck Bass: It was one time, it was chilly.
Blair Waldorf: Enough about the past, before آپ landed in my بستر we actually landed on a good idea.
Chuck Bass: Well I trust آپ can take it from here, I have a best man's speech to write and no time to write it.
Blair Waldorf: Don't worry, I can be کتیا, کتيا enough for both of us.
Chuck Bass: I still have the scars on my back to prove it.
[Blairs starts pushing him out the door.]
Chuck Bass: آپ know, they say that آپ love something آپ should set it free.
Blair Waldorf: Uh! They say if آپ hate something آپ should slam the door in its face.
Chuck Bass: I love it when آپ talk dirty Blair.
Blair Waldorf: Notice how much voice didn't go up at the end? It wasn't a question.
Blair Waldorf: She made 'Waldorf' rhyme with 'Spears'!
Blair Waldorf: Damn that mother chucker!
Blair Waldorf: Nelly Yuki must be destroyed!
Serena وین der Woodsen: Why do آپ keep saying her name?
Blair Waldorf: Because it's Nelly Yuki!
Blair Waldorf: How do آپ manage to get out of everything unscathed?
Serena وین der Woodsen: Because I'm nice. آپ should try it. Come on, compliment me. Tell me my hair looks beautiful!
Blair Waldorf: But your hair looks disgusting. Did آپ even شاور today?
so what happned?? where's the real blair waldorf?? where's this balir waldorf?? the blair that loved Challenges, the blair who didn't care/needd/want the a approve people for her relationship.
why is all of sudden seedling for (being compatible, shared life goals and stimulating conversation) why isn't she looking for the GRAT LOVE?