A/N: this couldn't have been accomplished without the help of....
bainmoussant, and especially youngblood!!
i seriously love آپ guys!!
probably just a one shot btw
disclaimer- I DO NOT OWN BONES یا HOUSE! TEAR
Bones straightened up off of her couch. Now was not the time to be dozing off; what was wrong with her? Usually during a case Dr. Temperance Brennan was all fits and bursts of productive energy, but not today. Today Brennan had to shove herself off her سوفی, لٹانا in order to look in the mirror. She gasped at the image that was reflected back at her. This woman had huge purple bags under her eyes, and skin as pale and peaky as snow. Her hair was ragged and losing it’s regular shine. Brennan shook herself. The case was getting to her, that’s all. Luckily it was almost over with. The murderer, one Andrew Hufflink, had been sentenced to life in prison for the first degree murder of ten سال old Emilia Lenk. Emilia had been suffering from Lupus of all things, and had only survived the ordeal with the help of a Dr. House and his team. Just days after returning from the hospital to her home, Emilia had been kidnapped out of her bed, raped, murdered and then dumped into the sewer system of her hometown, Bethesda. Workers had pulled the body out and then it was brought to the Jeffersonian for identification. Booth had found Andrew Hufflink just outside of Bethesda city lines, in his own car, smoking a joint. The brutality and stupidity of the whole crime just astounded Brennan.
At least it was over. Brennan grabbed her lab کوٹ off the back of her ڈیسک char and buttoned it up, while simultaneously grabbing the casework and hurrying off to deliver it to her partner, Special agent Seely Booth. As her heels clacked down the long hallway, she was interrupted سے طرف کی Angela who appeared at her arm. She gasped in concern. “My god Sweetie! Are آپ all right? آپ look terrible.”
Brennan grimaced. “Thanks a lot Ange. And I feel fine. I suspect the case is just getting to me, for I haven’t had مزید than four hours of sleep in approximately two weeks.”
“Well Bren, there’s only one thing for آپ to do.” Angela had gotten a twinkling in her eye.
“And what’s that?”
“Deliver the case files to Booth, go ہوم with him, have a nice relaxing bubble bath, then make sweet passionate love to him under the stars. That’ll get your mind off murder.”
“Angela!” Brennan was turning red. “Booth is my partner, and nothing more.”
Angela smiled. “Whatever آپ say dear.”
Brennan saw her partner’s بیلٹ, پٹی buckle glint in the early afternoon sun filtering in from the windows and called to him, sending Angela away with a quick ذائقہ, مارنا of her hand. “Booth! I have the case files!” she smiled and hurried up to him.
Booth smiled as well, reaching out to give his Bones the customary “guy hug”, but stopped abruptly. “What’s wrong?” she inquired.
“You look terrible.” He stated matter of factly.
Brennan sighed again. This was getting out of hand. “I’m just tired is al— “ she broke off. Suddenly the room was spinning as the floor rushed up to meet her. Vaguely she heard Booth shouting for help. Then she felt his warm hands gently shaking her. “Bones! Bones! Temperance, are آپ all right? Can آپ hear me Bones?” drawing in a shaky breath she managed to get out, “Dr. House,” before completely passing out.
Cuddy was in her office doing paperwork, as usual, when House stormed in, as usual. Before Cuddy could say anything, House yelled, “Who is that crazy hot chick???”
Cuddy rolled her eyes. “It would be helpful if آپ could be مزید specific. I know plenty of ‘crazy hot chicks’ as آپ so eloquently put it.” House paused.
“The one who just rolled in here on a gurney, with that man following along like a love sick pit bull. She looked familiar.”
“Well that’s probably because you’ve read all of her books. That’s Dr. Temperance Brennan of the Jeffersonian Institute. Oh and, that love sick pit بیل is her boyfriend-erm-partner, Special Agent Seely Booth. She came in after” here she opened a case file on her desk, “she collapsed while working on a case. A rash was found on her lower back, she hasn’t had decent sleep in weeks and she has a current temperature of 102.4. She was unresponsive to general antibiotics.” Cuddy was interested in the woman as well. As she was carted in to the ER, she had been conscious and arguing with the man called Booth to let her leave.
House rubbed his hands together. “Could be Lupus.” He said, with a trace of a smile. “then again, she’s hot. So what do I have to lose? Maybe she’ll sign my books!” with that he grabbed the file out of Cuddy’s hand and left her standing, dumbstruck.
House knocked on the door of the woman’s room but didn’t wait for an answer before barging in. “Dr. Brennan is it?” like he didn’t already know. The woman in the hospital بستر looked up. She was thin and beautiful, even though her skin was very pale and sickly looking, and a huge knot was rising on her forehead, presumably from where she had fallen. House smiled. He knew exactly why the good Dr. was sick, but decided to wring them along for his own amusement.
Brennan looked up. “Yes that is my name. Though I gather آپ already knew that, judging سے طرف کی the file in your hand, Dr. House”
The silent man in the corner finally spoke up, thrusting out his hand. “Special Agent Seely Booth of the FBI. What wrong with Bones here?”
House put on a sardonic smile. “Bones? How-original. Dr. Brennan may have a disease called Lupus, but I doubt it.”
Booth growled. “How immature,” thought House. “He really is her guard dog.”
Brennan sighed. “Shut up Booth. Don’t be ridiculous. Dr. House, do آپ remember Emilia Lenk? She was ten years old, and came to آپ with Lupus about six months ago.”
House grinned again. This relationship was fascinating. The man called Booth was clearly salivating over her, and Dr. Brennan had no inclination. She may be a brilliant forensic anthropologist and writer but she was blind. “Yes Dr. Brennan I do remember Elise.” Brennan was about the correct him on the name when he cut her off. “But, as it’s already been established that آپ do not, in fact have Lupus, and this girl was not related to you, I fail to see why آپ ask me.”
Booth rocketed out of his chair. “I’m a little testy doctor, and I’d appreciate it if آپ didn’t talk to Bones like that. EmiliaLenk was found raped and murdered سے طرف کی a pothead scumbag just a few weeks ago. So forgive me if I don’t like your attitude.”
“And I, Agent Booth, have a cane, so forgive me if I am not intimidated سے طرف کی your bad-cop routine.”
Brennan interrupted the fight before Booth got out his gun and shot Dr. House. “I’m sorry doctor. I just thought آپ might want to know. I’m working on improving my people skills.” House smiled at that, “and my partner gets a little protective over me. I suspect it’s because we’ve worked together for so long.” She paused. “How long have آپ known Lisa, Dr. House?”
House’s mocking smile fell off his face at that one. “Party pants? How do آپ know her?”
Brennan couldn’t help but snore at that. “Lisa and I have know each other for a few years. I dated her brother in High school. After I broke his nose, we lost touch, but then she showed up at one of my lectures in DC a couple months ago. We went out for coffee, and we had a long conversation about you.”
House said, “You broke her brother’s nose? why did آپ engage in that undoubtedly pleasing activity?”
“Ryan کہا ‘Tempe, آپ have great yahoos.’ Although I was not sure as to what exactly he was referring to, he کہا it while staring at my breasts so I got the general idea.”
House and Booth both started laughing, but stopped as they noticed the other. House said, “What did آپ and Mommy talk about on your coffee outing?”
Bones looked confused, but answered nonetheless. “if سے طرف کی mommy آپ mean Lisa, we talked about many things. The fact that you’re an ass, but a valuable asset to the hospital because of your brilliant diagnoses, as well as the fact that she obviously has the warm for you.”
Booth snorted. “Bones! It’s ‘the hots for you’ and I’m pretty sure that was something personal.”
Brennan turned to him and answered, “Lisa کہا that it was obvious that they each wanted to jump each other, but I should not divulge the fact that House is the love of her li—oops!”
House ignored that تبصرہ and sat سے طرف کی Dr Brennan. “Tell آپ what. I know exactly what’s wrong with you. However, I will only diverge that سب, سب سے اوپر secret information in آپ do a few things for me. First, sign all of my copies of your novels, and second,” he leaned down to whisper the rest in her ear. When he straightened up again, Brennan was beet red.
“Is there no way out of this?”
“Fine. I will do as آپ wish. However, I ask for something in return.” She beckoned House over again and whispered something to him. As he straightened up and nodded, she looked pleased. “Now, what’s wrong with me? I need to get back to work.”
As House wheeled the ultrasound machine over and put on latex gloves he said, “I’m afraid this parasite is going to make آپ take it easy for a while. Pull up your shirt.”
There was an audible gasp from Booth as realization hit both him and his partner. Brennan went pale, but did as Dr. House asked. As he sprayed goo all over her flat abs, House smiled. This would throw her for a loop. A small blob appeared on the screen, moving with a steady heartbeat. “Congratulations. It’s a girl.”
Brennan pulled her شرٹ, قمیض down and swallowed. “Dr. House, if آپ can give me a moment alone. Use the opportunity to hold up your end of the deal.” House nodded and Booth began to follow. “Stay Booth, please.” He turned back. When the door shut, Brennan beckoned Booth over. “Sit.”
“Bones? What the hell. Who’s the- dad?” Booth was visibly shaken.
“Booth?” Brennan was using her little girl voice. “Please just listen.” With that, she told her story. It had happened late one night when she was really lonely. She was going to call him, but Booth had been on a تاریخ with some random girl. Brennan had called a friend. Chuck was his name. Chuck came over. Brennan was crying. Chuck came over to comfort her, but it wasn’t the same. Then, he had gotten physical forcing her to oblige. Being caught off guard and needing a human being, she couldn’t do anything but oblige. After, he just left her there, on the couch, and exited. She had come to work the اگلے day, like nothing was wrong. That was a couple months ago.
Brennan paused to look at Booth. His chocolate brown eyes were boring into hers. “I’m so sorry Booth. I should’ve told you. When- when Chuck did that, well, I wished it was- well, you.” She was about to continue……. But Booth’s lips were crushing hers into blissful oblivion.
House again entered Cuddy’s office. “Sexy scientist lady is fine.”
Cuddy turned around. “That was fast. What wrong with her?”
House paused. “She’s pregnant. It’s a girl parasite.”
There was a pause and Cuddy’s face contorted in pain, before settling into a smile. “Good for Tempe. She deserves it.” Then she sat down heavily behind her ڈیسک grasping the edge for support. House moved closer.
“I didn’t know آپ knew the good doctor.”
Cuddy looked up. “Oh yes. I suppose she told آپ everything, in that awkward but endearing way of hers.” a small smile graced her face. “She never was subtle.”
House moved even closer, so that he was almost on سب, سب سے اوپر of Cuddy. “The only thing she کہا was that we had the hots for each other. Oh and the fact that I’m the love of your life.” Cuddy spluttered incoherently and House went on, “We made a deal. She had to kiss Agent Booth, and I had to do this.” He threw his cane to the ground captured Lisa Cuddy into his arms and began to give her the best kiss either of them had ever experienced. It would be a while before either of them got up the resolve to stop.
Brennan was curled up with Booth in the hospital بستر when a shaggy looking Dr. House meandered in, several hours later.
“looks like we both held up our ends of the deal.” He said. Brennan gestured to a stack of here novels.
“Yes. It looks like we did. Thank you. I just have one مزید request.” She paused, and Booth nudged her to continue. “I am not ready to be a mother. Maybe at some point, but not know. I do, however, know someone who would be a perfect mother now. I will have my baby at this hospital. However, when it is determined that my little girl is healthy,” here she paused again for a breath, “I would love to give her to Lisa Cuddy. I know it’s her dream.”
House’s mouth was agape. For once he had no snappy comebacks. “That is wonderful. I will get her so آپ can tell her yourself.” Then he exited.
When Lisa Cuddy heard the news out of an old friend’s mouth, she broke down. Brennan, for once دکھانا tact and good people skills, motioned her over. After wrapping her arms around the sobbing woman in a tender hug, Brennan whispered, “You deserve it Lisa. آپ will be the best mother any little girl ever had.” Glancing at House she added, “I suspect آپ won’t be alone either.”
Booth joined in the hug and whispered to Brennan, “I love you, Brainy Smurf.”
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aaaaww!!!! too bad it's Cuddy's!