کتابیں can be used for many things, not just for reading. In fact, I have created a فہرست for the many uses of books.

1. Cut the guts to make your own hiding place for your stash of chocolate.

2. Chuck it at things, like your دوستوں یا a river. Perhaps آپ can throw it at the premier screening of the new Twilight production at your local cinema, right at the projector. With either a Twilight book آپ چرا لیا, چوری کی from the twelve year-old fangirl اگلے to آپ یا your own copy of Harry Potter that آپ had a better version of anyway. Either یا is perfectly fine.

3. Your Trigonometry textbook is great for the use of a hat! Confuse all the people at your family reunion of your sweet sanity, which may have disappeared along with your dignity سے طرف کی actually buying a ticket to go see Twilight opening night, یا did آپ sneak in? آپ cheeky monkey.

4. Make people think you're intellectual سے طرف کی holding one to your face.

5. Build your own fort with your secret collection of Maximum Ride

Don't yourself to reading, my friend! کتابیں have oh so many uses! If آپ have any more, post them in the تبصرے below.