11 Reasons Why Bruno Mars Makes It Feel Like It's Actually OUR Birthday - MTV 

11 Reasons Why Bruno Mars Makes It Feel Like It’s Actually OUR Birthday

Today is a special day in which we celebrate the 29th year of our savior, Peter Gene Hernandez, aka Bruno Mars. Hooligans the world over — including myself — are busy Photoshopping our faces onto Frieda Pinto’s body and

awkwardly attempting to make sweet, sweet gorilla-sex-dragon love to a framed photo

It may be Bruno’s birthday, but, ironically, the real gift belongs to us — ask any and every Hooligan, and they’ll tell that you Bruno himself is the real, well, “Treasure.” (See what I did there? See? SEE?) Here’s why.

Really feelin’ sorry for the sad state of every other faves’ hair affairs.

I may or not may not have practiced this in the mirror. I may or may not be winking now. (Hint: I MAY BE WINKING!)

Yup, I cropped your girlfriend out, and YES I may crop out that lady behind. I DON’T LIKE THE WAY SHE’S STANDING SO CLOSE TO YOU!

5. You’re the rare kind of man who learns from his mistakes.

@MarsKarenn 4 nipples two belly buttons and a pastrami sandwich on rye

— Bruno Mars (@BrunoMars) March 12, 2013

You and me baby makin’…. Please give me some privacy for, like, three to eight minutes. A little discretion, please, while I gaze into this photo in hopes it’ll impregnate me. Because, BRUUUUUH!

Tamar Anitai: MTV\'s pop editor, amateur cat Instagrammer, rap game Jennifer Love Hewitt. Tweets at @MTVBuzzworthy and @tamaranitai.