season 1;episode 15

<Piper> The only Halliwell that likes earthquakes.
<Prue> I don't like them, but I don't go running naked through the house screaming, "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE" either!!!!!
<Phoebe> Okay, that is such an exaggeration. I was wearing slippers!!



Season: 3 Episode: 22

(The Charmed Ones are talking about "what next?" after their secret has been revealed)
<Piper> We're gonna do talk shows and book signings and then be taken سے طرف کی the C.I.A. and be dissected.!!!



Season: 3 Episode: 14

<Victor> Leo, do آپ know what a Whitelighter is?
[...]
<Victor> They're sneaky little bastards.
<Leo> Really? 'Cause Piper says that they're really, really good guys. مزید of, like, guardian angels.
<Victor> That's the party line, Leo, but don't believe it. آپ can't trust 'em. They have this tendency to fall in love with their charges. Before آپ know it, they've stolen your wife.!!


Season: 4 Episode: 17

<Leo> Piper, this is completely illegal.
<Piper> Yeah? Well, so is marrying a dead guy, okay?
[She holds up his death certificate]
<Piper> Let's not get technical now!!!


Season: 7 Episode: 03

<Grams>[b] Victor, what are آپ doing here?
[b]<Victor> And a big hello to آپ too, Penny!!!!


Season: 8 Episode: 05

<A Guy> Tell me, was your dad a thief?
<Paige> No, why?
<A Guy> Cause he چرا لیا, چوری کی the stars and put them in your eyes!!!



Season: 8 Episode: 13

(Some demons kind of چرا لیا, چوری کی the Charmed Ones' powers, the demons now are about to kill the Charmed Ones...)
<Piper> Hey! hey, hang on a second, what are آپ doing?! What?! You're gonna kill me with my own power? What are آپ kidding me?! How insulting, let alone boring!
<Phoebe> Yeah, دکھائیں some pride, آپ know what I mean? Be original!
<Paige> You guys must suffer from some really low self esteem, near as I can figure!
<Phoebe> Which is clearly why they had to steal our powers...!!!



<Piper> That must be really humiliating...