Mary had a little میمنے, برہ that soon became someone's chops
That's a lie, a ماؤس never runs up a clock, only in the Boondocks
Little Miss Muffett sat on the Spider
Jack and Jill went up a hill, Jack killed Jill and tried to hide her
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard, there was no bone for the dog
Little Boy Blue got lost in the London Fog
Remember Little Jack Horner
He was put in a Roundhouse and told to sit in the corner
The Three Little Pigs were smoked and placed on the table
Goldi Locks visits The Three Bears مزید often now that they have Cable
Four and twenty Blackbirds were baked in a pie
The بھیڑیا was an assassin from the Government, Grandma was a suspected
foreign spy
Green Eggs and Ham
According to the FDA are now just as dangerous as Spam
According to the Police, there was no Giant and Jack never had a Beanstalk
He was just stoned from his Marijuana crop
Georgie Porgie later became better known as Boy George
The Old Woman Who Lived In A Shoe, still trying to hunt the fathers down for child
support
Most of these شخصیات مشہور wish to stay out of the spotlight
Twinkle Twinkle the Little سٹار, ستارہ dropped out of school and today is not so bright