Just some Christian pick-up lines that I picked up at a تاریخ night at Youth Group a few weeks ago.

1) You're looking for a knight in shining armor? It just so happens that I'm wearing the armor of God!

2) God کہا that آپ were made in his image, and boy, was He right!

3) Is this the transfiguration? Because you're glowing!

4) Moses parted the Red sea, but baby, ain't nothing parting us!

5) آپ must be a fisher of men, 'coz آپ just reeled me in!

6) Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you.

7) آپ float my ark

8) The word says 'Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry'; how about dinner?

9) آپ are perfect, except with all the sin.

10) I went on a ساحل سمندر, بیچ mission but all I ended up doing was mission you.

11) Unfortunately I cant perform miracles and I've only got enough روٹی and مچھلی for 2 people.

12) It's obvious to me that آپ sprouted from the good kinda soil.

13) How many times do I have to walk around آپ to make آپ fall for me?

14) آپ put the “stud” in Bible study.

15) Last night I was reading in the book of Numbers and I realized I don’t have yours.