I was experimenting with the someecards format, and these happened.
So here are a few Disney Truth Bombs, of varying degrees of truth and image quality, ranging from serious to not-so-serious. Hope آپ get a nod یا a smile out of 'em.
You think the only people who are people,
Are the people who look and think like you.
(Colors of the Wind, Pocahontas)
Oomp, there it is.
The seaweed is always greener
In somebody else's lake.
(Under the Sea, The Little Mermaid)
Humans want to be mermaids. Mermaid wants to be human. Preach all آپ want, Sebastian, that's just the way it's always gonna be.
We don't like what we don't understand,
In fact, it scares us!
(The Mob Song, Beauty and the Beast)
Well, mob, as long as you're aware.
It's she who holds her tongue who gets her man!
(Poor Unfortunate Souls, The Little Mermaid)
I bet you'd like me to let this go without comment, wouldn't you, Disney?! Yeah, okay.
Though we adore men individually,
We agree that as a group they're rather stupid.
(Sister Suffragette, Mary Poppins)
Buuuurn. That's hardcore, 1960s Disney.
Bonus:
We are Siamese if آپ please,
We are Siamese if آپ don't please.
(Siamese Song, Lady and the Tramp)
Cats just flat-out don't give a fish. The End.
So here are a few Disney Truth Bombs, of varying degrees of truth and image quality, ranging from serious to not-so-serious. Hope آپ get a nod یا a smile out of 'em.
You think the only people who are people,
Are the people who look and think like you.
(Colors of the Wind, Pocahontas)
Oomp, there it is.
The seaweed is always greener
In somebody else's lake.
(Under the Sea, The Little Mermaid)
Humans want to be mermaids. Mermaid wants to be human. Preach all آپ want, Sebastian, that's just the way it's always gonna be.
We don't like what we don't understand,
In fact, it scares us!
(The Mob Song, Beauty and the Beast)
Well, mob, as long as you're aware.
It's she who holds her tongue who gets her man!
(Poor Unfortunate Souls, The Little Mermaid)
I bet you'd like me to let this go without comment, wouldn't you, Disney?! Yeah, okay.
Though we adore men individually,
We agree that as a group they're rather stupid.
(Sister Suffragette, Mary Poppins)
Buuuurn. That's hardcore, 1960s Disney.
Bonus:
We are Siamese if آپ please,
We are Siamese if آپ don't please.
(Siamese Song, Lady and the Tramp)
Cats just flat-out don't give a fish. The End.
I really couldn't narrow down a سب, سب سے اوپر 20 یا 30 یا even 10, so here's my سب, سب سے اوپر 5.
5."Hellfire" (The Hunchback of Notre Dame)
Holy catchphrase Batman, is this an evil song! I've never seen a disney song dive this far into the realm of PG ratings. This is a song about lust for a hot chick that Frollo (the most evil disney villain) met about 5 منٹ ago, who stiffens his پتلون, ٹرووسر wand and automatically makes him feel like he's filled with sin. This is an AMAZING villain song because he's not just like "I'm going to kill [insert protagonist here]". It's a passionate song about a man struggling...
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5."Hellfire" (The Hunchback of Notre Dame)
Holy catchphrase Batman, is this an evil song! I've never seen a disney song dive this far into the realm of PG ratings. This is a song about lust for a hot chick that Frollo (the most evil disney villain) met about 5 منٹ ago, who stiffens his پتلون, ٹرووسر wand and automatically makes him feel like he's filled with sin. This is an AMAZING villain song because he's not just like "I'm going to kill [insert protagonist here]". It's a passionate song about a man struggling...
