Demotivational KND posters

"You picked HIM?" Kacey shouted.
"Vell, vhy shouldn't I? He's a good biter, he's his brother's mortal enemy, and he's freakin' ADORABLE!!!" Kiki responded.
Her sidekick babbled his usual babble in a Transylvanian accent.
"How'd آپ get into the Beetles House?"
"Very carefully!"
Kacey rolled her eyes.
"Ha ha. But seriously, JOEY?! Why not Tommy, Mushi, یا the Count?"
"Cuz I have no idea vhere they are and Fangface still creeps me out!"
Joey nodded. Then, his eyes fixated on something. He wriggled out of Kiki's grip and crawled around the graveyard.
"Should we be concerned with the whole blood thing?"...

"H-h-hi...." Kacey stuttered.
The old woman stepped our of the shadows. She looked like a stereotypical granny: kinda short, kinda chubby, and had گلابی rosy cheeks.
She walked up and pinched Kiki and Wally's cheeks (the FACE ones, not the other ones, thank god.)
"Aren't آپ kids sweet!" she giggled.
Kiki winced.
"We're- ow!- not supposed to be sweet..we're- ow ow ow ow!!- supposed to be scary!" Wally whimpered.
She let go of both operatives.
"Oh, I know that...I can't help it though. I LOVE kids!"
"Not in that Creepy-Stranger-With-A-Van-Supposeldy-Filled-With-Candy way, right?" Kiki asked while...

Wally had been looking for Kuki for 2 hours. She was nowhere. Then, he decided to check the most dangerous place in the whole world.
Kacey’s room.
Wally knew that Kacey and Kiki had gone to the سکیٹ park. It was محفوظ to go in. Wally had never really been in Kacey’s room before. He’d seen it, stood in the doorway, and even been in the vents above it. (To spy on Kuki and Kacey’s conversation a few months ago) But never before had he been in it. He had heard rumors from Abby that it was booby trapped. But Abby was probably messing with him. He took a deep breath, and he opened the door....

“Never! He’s ours now! And so are the clones….” Cassy said. Kacey was puzzled.
“Clones?” she asked. Cassy whistled. The 2 clones walked in carrying Wally in their arms. Kiki, Kuki, Kacey, Hoagie, Megan, and Abby looked at the clones. Megan fainted, Kuki growled and Kacey did a face palm.
“You’ve gone too far.” Kacey said. When she snapped her fingers, Abby let go of Kuki’s کالر and she attacked Cassy. Kiki and Kacey splanked Anne and Sara. Cassy growled. She jumped on سب, سب سے اوپر of Kacey and punched her multiple times. Kacey punched back and grabbed Cassy. She wiped the blood...