Craigyy~
☠ آپ know what RSA stands for.
☠ You're in the RSA.
☠ آپ joined Twitter so that آپ can follow Craig and be an RSA skeleton.
☠ آپ have flooded Craig's Twitter& میل ای with your questions, hoping one will get picked.
☠ آپ spent ages coming up with سوالات to ask Craig, then realise that they're too lame to be picked out but send them to him anyway.
☠ آپ have experienced fergasm before.
☠ آپ were on بادل 9 (or higher) when you're email/tweet got read on the دکھائیں for the first time.
☠ آپ have kissed (or done something else to...) your screen/monitor only to realise that آپ can't possibly reach Craig that way.
☠ آپ never miss a show. "Screw everything else"- آپ think.
☠ آپ rather pee your pants than to leave during the monologue.
☠ آپ threaten to throw anyone out of the room if they even let out a breath while you're watching the show.
☠ آپ get pissy at anyone who dares to bad-mouth about Craig.
☠ آپ tell people to go شامل میں Al-Qaeda when they don't agree with you, especially regarding Craig.
☠ آپ tried to watch other late-night shows and آپ "Zzzz...." before آپ can think "how can this be on the air?"
☠ آپ became sleep deprived for staying up to watch Craig.
☠ آپ cuss at Dave if he takes to long to get his دکھائیں over/Or آپ cuss at YouTube for screwing up.
☠ You're subscribed to Mal's TVsCraigFerguson channel on YouTube.
☠ You've seen the 'OMFG ending' on Youtube for 100+ times, and drooled every single time آپ watch it again (or fergasm).
☠ آپ talk about Craig ALL THE TIME.
☠ آپ feel miserable when it comes to meeting decent guys because Craig is your standard (you too ladies)
☠ You've been caught ogling at pictures of Craig.
☠ آپ try to get your دوستوں to watch Craig.
☠ آپ get angry at your دوستوں for not listening to آپ ramble on about Craig.
☠ During conversations آپ make your own Craig jokes& laugh. And then people judge you.
☠ آپ have مزید than one folder containing Craig Ferguson pictures.
☠ آپ have so much Craig ویڈیوز that it's not even funny.
☠ آپ say "It's a Great دن for America" even though you're not American, nor do آپ live in America, nor do آپ have anything at all to do with America.
☠ آپ sing along to the Tweets& Emails jingle یا the LLS theme song when you're doing the laundry.
☠ آپ reply to people Geoff Peterson-style یا Craig-style. (eg. "WAHHHH?!")
☠ آپ can take any two-word combo and turn it into a supposed name آپ used to dance under.
☠ Craig is who آپ go to for a mood lift, a good laugh, comfort, advices, reminder for the purpose of life, procrastination, boredom یا when you're just horny.
☠ آپ imitate Geoff.
☠ آپ think puppets are awesome.
☠ آپ think robot skeletons are awesome.
☠ آپ think the Scottish accent is friggin sexy.
☠ آپ say 'cuss' instead of 'curse'.
☠ آپ like Britney Speare's song "Oops I did it Again" even though آپ didn't like it before.
☠ آپ get excited hearing/seeing/eating chicken.
☠ آپ secretly enjoy being called a hobo. Especially سے طرف کی Craig.
☠ آپ giggle when آپ hear Liza Minnelli & Paul McCartney.
☠ آپ think Craig is the best dancer ever.
☠ آپ think a leaky گیراج with crappy lighting is not creepy but awesome.
☠ آپ love the word 'awesome.'
☠ آپ want to be a pilot یا get a pilot's license.
☠ آپ want to get a tattoo(s).
☠ You've read "Between the Bridge and the River" & "American on Purpose."
☠ You've seen (almost) all of Craig's گزشتہ films before and loved them.
☠ آپ say 'CBS cares.'
☠ آپ put your address down as 'Hollowed out Volcano'
☠ آپ fergasm when Craig looks straight into the camera (you too ladies)
☠ آپ say 'remind آپ of anyone' & 'I know' all the time.
☠ آپ love the 'ball vacuum cleaner with the PROPER AMOUNT OF SUCTION'
☠ آپ do your own double entendre to almost anything that it can work with.
☠ آپ hate the Emmy's and all them Hollywood Showbiz things/people.
☠ آپ tuned in for شارک Week even though آپ don't like sharks/don't give a rats پچھواڑے, گدا about Discovery channel/know that آپ will become paranoid afterwards.
☠ You're happy when Craig's happy, you're sad when Craig's sad, you're angry when Craig's angry, you're hurt when Craig's hurt, and of course- you're horny when Craig's horny.
☠ آپ think Craig trumps the world. And you're right, he does.
;P
☠ Oh, and آپ feel proud after reading this.
Are آپ all of the above? یا do آپ have مزید to add? please تبصرہ below =D
*RSAGroupHug*
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson
