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posted by jeff_kira_
hey, my name is Kira. I'm going to tell آپ about my experience.

I was over at a دوستوں place and we both love horror, Ouija boards and Creepypasta. We always read Creepy Pastas late at night to try and scare ourselves. But one night we were lucky enough to meet face-to-face to one of our favourite characters. I would always say, "I wish I could meet Jeff the Killer!" and as they say... be careful what آپ wish for...

It was around1 a.m. when we kept hearing footsteps outside it was getting closer and closer. When my friend (lets call her Stephanie) saw something اقدام past the window I was excited for some reason. Of course, out of curiosity, we looked out of the window, I then yelled,

"JEFF? IS THAT YOU?"

Stephanie then slapped me softly and said,

"Cut it out, it's not Jeff!"

I assumed she was a bit annoyed because I thought everything was Jeff. I understood and kept my mouth shut. There was a rustle in the bushes and I could have sworn I saw glowing, evil eyes.

"Wanna go outside and see what it is?" I replied with a simple,
"Yes."

We were outside without a flash light, we couldn't see anything. As we got closer to the بش the rustling stopped. We were standing in front of the bush, something - یا someone - leaped out of the bush. Stephanie and I couldn't quite see who it was, یا where it went. We were speechless.

"Its no use, Steph, c'mon lets get inside." I was very disappointed that we didn't get to see who it was. We were walking in Stephanie's room and I heard her gasp then fall to the floor.

"STEPHA-"

Something sharp and cold was held to my neck. I could tell it was a knife. I started crying,

"Jeff, I know it's you. But if آپ are gonna kill me- I.. JUST DO IT!" My eyes were held tightly together, they felt like they were gonna pop out at any moment. I heard a laugh. It was definitely a male. The چھری was removed from my neck and he said,

"To answer your question, yes, my name is Jeffrey Alan Woods. Many people call me Jeff the Killer. Stay safe."

He fled the house and that line kept repeating in my mind. "Stay safe" . What kind of serial killer says that? I picked up Stephanie, who was clearly knocked out, and put her on her bed. When I woke up In the morning, I saw Stephanie smiling in her sleep. I woke her up سے طرف کی laughing like a psycho.

"What the hell happened?!" She sounded as confused as she looked.

"Nothing," I replied with a smile, "When we walked in here last night, I was daydreaming and knocked آپ out. Sorry about that."

"What a bitch!" Stephanie کہا sarcastically, then we both laughed. We went on with our normal life, I didn't tell a soul about what happened. Not until today.
posted by FrostyBlazer
*meanwhile*

Henry: sorry Mr.Kage but-

Kagekao: it is ok... Henry... I have another job for you...

Henry: yes master... what is it?

Kagekao: gather the team...

Henry: yes sir!

*back to the story!*

Lucius: hey! what happened to Toby?

Slender: I sent him to my brother

*TV دکھائیں swoosh*

Splender: Toby, would آپ like some مزید tea?

Toby: yes!

Splender: Mr. Fluff, would آپ like some مزید tea?

Mr.Fluff [Toby]: yes I do!

Audience: *laughing*

* "everybody hates Chris" commercial break song *
posted by FrostyBlazer
Zalgo: hmmmm...

Observer: hmmmm...

SL: hmmmm...

Lisa: hmmmm...

Targeter: hmmmm...

Pyris: hmmm...

BVRV: pika...

Zalgo: I got it!

All: what is it?

Zalgo: ok so someone knocks Slender out...

Observer: and?

Zalgo: then we bring him here and chain him to the wall...

Targeter: and?

Zalgo: then we capture his proxys and torture them so he gives up!

Observer: but wouldn't he just "Slender walk" out of the chains and warn them?

Zalgo: ._.

All: ._.

Zalgo: fuc*
posted by FrostyBlazer
Slender: what the hell happened to my house!?

Me: sorry, we need the ratings man!

Slender: *sigh*

ToTheArk: i'm out! REGARDS!

Slender: what is happening Masky!?

Masky: everybody is taking sides!

Slender: observer...

Lucius: *carrying Jeff*

Slender: where is the Observer?

Lucius: he is in the dining hall!

Slender: Lucius, come with me!

Lucius: *drops Jeff*

Jeff: ow...

Slender: OBSERVER!

Observer: hello my friend

Slender: WHY ARE آپ DOING THIS!

Lucius: he thinks آپ are a absent faced jack*ss

Slender: ...

Observer: heh heh... shi*
posted by FrostyBlaze
Slender: Observer, آپ are in charge

Observer: yes sir...

Slender: train the new proxy for me *slender walks*

*Ding Dong*

Masky: yes? *opens door*

???: contract for آپ sir

Masky: thanks seedy

SE: آپ are welcome masky

Masky: Who is your friend?

SE: His name is Porter... he is a rouge SCP

Lucius: ok lets add that to the what the hell is that list...

Sonic.EXE: now is my chance to get out of here!

Lucius: *shoots tazer*

Sonic.EXE: jnhjhbjanjkbneailoveKFCgjablaeamnsjn *faints*

Lucius: I win
posted by FrostyBlaze
???: Shadow Lurker... what the hell took آپ so long?

SL: I am greatly sorry, lord Zalgo... but I did get some info about the new proxy!

Zalgo: like?

SL: his name is Lucius and he has a smg...

Zalgo: and?

SL: thats all...

Zalgo: ._.

SL: sir?

Zalgo: ...

SL: ummmmmm...

Zalgo: THATS ALL

SL: im sorry sir! but Slenderman did tell me to say to meet him at the grave yard at 7:30

Zalgo: WHY آپ - wait, did آپ say slender wanted me to meet him at the grave yard?

SL: yeah?

Zalgo: take care of the Underworld for me!

*going through portal*

SL: wait what? don't آپ have to take care o-

Zalgo: sorry cant hear you, i'm going through a portal!

*portal closes*

SL: *sigh* time to play some League of Legends
[WARNING: This is for once not a fictional story! Everything in this مضمون is real, and DO NOT recommend actually trying this game! It is dangerous, and I don't want anyone getting hurt.]

This مضمون is composed of everything I have heard about playing Hitori Kakurenbo, rolled up into one article. There are several different interpretations, so I've included all I could find so I don't leave anything out.

Some people believe this game is actually a ritual to call a malevolent presence into your home. What exactly آپ are calling changes depending on the source, I have heard some say آپ are...
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posted by FrostyBlazer
Porter: ارے guys *hanging from foot on tree*

Slender: what the heck is going on? who is this guy?

Lucius: he is a rouge SCP apparently, ارے HOW DID آپ NOT SEE THAT ROPE TRAP!

Porter: well آپ were to busy chasing sonic آپ didn't listen to me when I کہا I was blind

Slender: good, he doesn't know I don't have a face

Porter: آپ don't have a face?

Slender: shi*

ToTheArk: where are we going to live?

Jeff: well...

Slender: no!

Jeff: he owes us!

Slender: no we are not living with Laughing Jack!

Jeff: do we have any other options?

Slender: fine...

Lucius: who is this "Laughing Jack"?

Slender: I will tell آپ later *unties rope*

Porter: *flop* ow...
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posted by usernameinvalid
I've always loved anime, ever since I was little. One of my پسندیدہ in particular is Code Geass, I watched this عملی حکمت nonstop, I would often get so lost in the story I would forget reality for a moment. That is, till I found out the dark truth behind Lelouch and the Rebellion.

The story revolves around Lelouch, and at the beginning he was a normal, happy little prince, till his mother was killed and his little sister, Nunnally, was left blind and paralyzed.

In reality, Nunnally was killed along with Marianne, and Charles sent Lelouch away to a mental institution in Japan. Even then, little...
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posted by usernameinvalid
The Rugrats really were a figment of Angelica's Demonic and Unimaginable imagination.

Chuckie died a long time پہلے along with his mother, that's why Chaz is a nervous wreck all the time.

Tommy was a stillborn, that's why Stu is constantly in the basement making toys for the son who never had a chance to live.

The DeVilles had an abortion, Angelica couldn't figure whether it would be a boy یا a girl thus creating the twins.
As for "All Grown Up" the teenage Angelica became addicted to various narcotics which further aggravated her Schizophrenia, bringing her back to her childhood and thus her creations...
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posted by yamishadow2001
I saw her behind me I ran away as jumped out off the سوئنگ, جھول and ran away as far as I could,but she appeared infront of me I thought I was dead but then a guy wearing a mask and a white cloack appeared and told me to get lord death amd then he opened a portal and pushed me on it I arrived therr fast and ran to the academy and warned lord death when he heard this he took me to a room and told me to learn two techniques.
I came out of the room after 45 منٹ and told him Im ready and I summoned two glowing swords سونا swords and teleported myself back to the forest and saw the man still fighting...
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posted by FrostyBlazer
Lucius : caaaaannnn!

LJ: : anybodyyyy!

Lucius : find meeee!

Slender : somebody to loveeeee!

Lucius: where the hell did you learn to sing?

Slender: like I said, I had a daughter...

Lucius: oh... so... where is this cRYPT guy?

Slender: his base is at Mount Hood in Oregon

Lucius: ._.

Slender: what?

Lucius: how the hell are we supposed to walk from Mane to Oregon

Slender: oh... huh... ummm... I never really thought of that...

Lucius: *sigh*

[the song was, Somebody To Love By Queen]
posted by FrostyBlazer
cRYPT: Boots! Trevor! Caller!

Trevor: yes?

Caller: yes?

Boots: ... (yes?)

cRYPT: I have a task for you...

Trevor and Caller: what is it?

Boots: ... (like آپ can't do it)

cRYPT: I want آپ to take down the other Proxys

Trevor: but Zalgo says-

cRYPT: i d0NT cAR3 wHAT zALLG0 sAYS? i wANT sL3ND3R t0 sUFF3R?

Boots: ... (dam*it, he is going cryptic again)

Caller: we are on it sir!

All: *all leave*

cRYPT: Jane!

Jane: yes?

cRYPT: take down RED... we are having war on both sides...

Jane: bu-

cRYPT: g0?

Jane: yes sir! *teleports*

cRYPT: *sigh*
posted by FrostyBlazer
Porter: all this is just because آپ could not get along with Zalgo!

Slender: its not that!

Porter: then tell us what was the reason?

Slender: *sigh* as آپ most all of آپ know before the treaty broke, me and Skully went to silent ہل, لندن for a meeting. during are stay Zalgos army came... they killed everyone...

Jeff: including Skully?

Slender: yes, I did not tell آپ due to آپ guys having some دوستوں there...

LJ: shi* just got real!

Slender: we have to save them!

Masky: its to dangerous!

Lucius: screw dangerous! we're already on death row!

Slender: I'm going to save them! I don't care if its dangerous!

Lucius: me and LJ are going with him!

LJ: wai-

Lucius: آپ owe me! آپ have no Idea how many times I have answered the door!

LJ: ok... let me get my vodka!
posted by FrostyBlazer
Lucius: آپ know buddy, since your on death row I should tell آپ something... آپ better be grateful I'M killing you... آپ could have been killed سے طرف کی a tall faceless guy with a VERY bad temper. now that I've told آپ that, TO HEAVEN یا HELL FUC*ER!

*Bang*

Lucius: heh heh... he got blood on my suit...

*on the way home*

Lucius: to heaven یا hell... its cheesy but it is better than "you shouldn't have done that"

*Crash*

Lucius: who's there? if it's the cops I done
nuthin!

???: hello there...

Lucius: who are you?

???: the سوال is... who are you?

Lucius: says the girl that has a clock for an eye

Clockwork: says the guy that just murdered someone

Lucius: says the girl that somehow knows about it

Clockwork: says the guy that... umm

Lucius: my point exactly
posted by FrostyBlazer
Slender: LUCIUS! JEFFRY!

Both: *run in* yes?

Slender: we ran out of milk

Both: ._.

*intermission*

Lucius: ok... we got Slenderman the دودھ and آپ a toy

Jeff: yay!

Lucius: but due to me being broke we can't afford to even get on a bus

Jeff: aww

*crash*

Lucius: huh? who's there?!

Johnny: HAIL LUMAR! *charges at lucius*

Lucius: *steps to the right*

*flop*

Johnny: *stands up* oww... I shall kill آپ Zalgo demons!

Lucius: we don't work for Zalgo buddy

Johnny: LIES! *charges at Lucius*

Lucius: *steps to the left*

*flop*

Johnny: dam*it!
posted by FrostyBlazer
Slender: ارے can آپ tell me the plan again?

Lucius: aren't آپ the one that created it?

Slender: so is that a yes?

Lucius: why do آپ want a run through anyway?

Slender: I forgot?

Lucius: ...

Slender: Jeff bonked me on the head?

Lucius: ...

Slender: Zalgo wiped my memory?

Lucius: ...

Slender: I have amnesia?

Bro: he doesn't *walks away*

Lucius: آپ are fooling no one Targeter

???: no

Lucius: what?

Dolan: is actually Dolan

Lucius: da faq?

Dolan: bit*h pls