Slender: excuse me sir
Cashier: ... yep, mom is right about the internet
Slender: I would like to buy some food, my... *ahem* "sons" are hungry
*woosh*
Lucius: WHERES MY BURRITO, WHERES MY BURRITO!
*woosh*
Cashier: what would آپ like sir?
Slender: three burgers, one hold the mayo. and some cheese sticks
Cashier: that will be 97$
Slender: WHAT!? BURGERS ARE THAT MUCH!?
Cashier: no, its the cheese sticks that make it that amount
Slender: that's outrageous!
Cashier: well if آپ don't like our prices آپ can put that cheese stick in your bum-bum!
Slender: ... what did آپ say to me?
Cashier: آپ can put the cheese in your bum...
Cashier: ... yep, mom is right about the internet
Slender: I would like to buy some food, my... *ahem* "sons" are hungry
*woosh*
Lucius: WHERES MY BURRITO, WHERES MY BURRITO!
*woosh*
Cashier: what would آپ like sir?
Slender: three burgers, one hold the mayo. and some cheese sticks
Cashier: that will be 97$
Slender: WHAT!? BURGERS ARE THAT MUCH!?
Cashier: no, its the cheese sticks that make it that amount
Slender: that's outrageous!
Cashier: well if آپ don't like our prices آپ can put that cheese stick in your bum-bum!
Slender: ... what did آپ say to me?
Cashier: آپ can put the cheese in your bum...