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Jane The Killer

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This creepypasta تصویر might contain ڈاؤن لوڈ ہونے والے, مزاحیہ کتاب, منگا, کارٹون, ہالی ووڈ, and کامک بُک.

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The Rugrats Theory

posted by usernameinvalid

The Rugrats really were a figment of Angelica's Demonic and Unimaginable imagination.

Chuckie died a long time پہلے along with his mother, that's why Chaz is a nervous wreck all the time.

Tommy was a stillborn, that's why Stu is constantly in the basement making toys for the son who never had a chance to live.

The DeVilles had an abortion, Angelica couldn't figure whether it would be a boy یا a girl thus creating the twins.
As for "All Grown Up" the teenage Angelica became addicted to various narcotics which further aggravated her Schizophrenia, bringing her back to her childhood and thus her creations...

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Slenderman the angry chef of house wife like thing

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Devil resedence part 3

posted by yamishadow2001

I saw her behind me I ran away as jumped out off the سوئنگ, جھول and ran away as far as I could,but she appeared infront of me I thought I was dead but then a guy wearing a mask and a white cloack appeared and told me to get lord death amd then he opened a portal and pushed me on it I arrived therr fast and ran to the academy and warned lord death when he heard this he took me to a room and told me to learn two techniques.
I came out of the room after 45 منٹ and told him Im ready and I summoned two glowing swords سونا swords and teleported myself back to the forest and saw the man still fighting...

Lucius Chapter 5, Part 2.5

posted by FrostyBlazer

cRYPT: Boots! Trevor! Caller!

Trevor: yes?

Caller: yes?

Boots: ... (yes?)

cRYPT: I have a task for you...

Trevor and Caller: what is it?

Boots: ... (like آپ can't do it)

cRYPT: I want آپ to take down the other Proxys

Trevor: but Zalgo says-

cRYPT: i d0NT cAR3 wHAT zALLG0 sAYS? i wANT sL3ND3R t0 sUFF3R?

Boots: ... (dam*it, he is going cryptic again)

Caller: we are on it sir!

All: *all leave*

cRYPT: Jane!

Jane: yes?

cRYPT: take down RED... we are having war on both sides...

Jane: bu-

cRYPT: g0?

Jane: yes sir! *teleports*

cRYPT: *sigh*

Lucius Chapter 4, Part 5

posted by FrostyBlazer

Lucius: آپ know buddy, since your on death row I should tell آپ something... آپ better be grateful I'M killing you... آپ could have been killed سے طرف کی a tall faceless guy with a VERY bad temper. now that I've told آپ that, TO HEAVEN یا HELL FUC*ER!

*Bang*

Lucius: heh heh... he got blood on my suit...

*on the way home*

Lucius: to heaven یا hell... its cheesy but it is better than "you shouldn't have done that"

*Crash*

Lucius: who's there? if it's the cops I done
nuthin!

???: hello there...

Lucius: who are you?

???: the سوال is... who are you?

Lucius: says the girl that has a clock for an eye

Clockwork: says the guy that just murdered someone

Lucius: says the girl that somehow knows about it

Clockwork: says the guy that... umm

Lucius: my point exactly

Lucius Chapter 4, Part 1

posted by FrostyBlazer

Slender: LUCIUS! JEFFRY!

Both: *run in* yes?

Slender: we ran out of milk

Both: ._.

*intermission*

Lucius: ok... we got Slenderman the دودھ and آپ a toy

Jeff: yay!

Lucius: but due to me being broke we can't afford to even get on a bus

Jeff: aww

*crash*

Lucius: huh? who's there?!

Johnny: HAIL LUMAR! *charges at lucius*

Lucius: *steps to the right*

*flop*

Johnny: *stands up* oww... I shall kill آپ Zalgo demons!

Lucius: we don't work for Zalgo buddy

Johnny: LIES! *charges at Lucius*

Lucius: *steps to the left*

*flop*

Johnny: dam*it!

Lucius: The Who

posted by FrostyBlazer

Slender: ارے can آپ tell me the plan again?

Lucius: aren't آپ the one that created it?

Slender: so is that a yes?

Lucius: why do آپ want a run through anyway?

Slender: I forgot?

Lucius: ...

Slender: Jeff bonked me on the head?

Lucius: ...

Slender: Zalgo wiped my memory?

Lucius: ...

Slender: I have amnesia?

Bro: he doesn't *walks away*

Lucius: آپ are fooling no one Targeter

???: no

Lucius: what?

Dolan: is actually Dolan

Lucius: da faq?

Dolan: bit*h pls

Lucius Chapter 3, Part 3

posted by FrostyBlazer

*ding dong*

EJ: ugh... I'll be right back *poof*

*opens door*

EJ: hello good sir! how may I help you?

Henry: hi, my name is Henry... im here to talk abou-

EJ: no *slams door*

Slender: what was that about?

EJ: Laughing Jack went out side and someone saw him

Slender: wow

EJ: yep

Lucius: that idiot

EJ: well... I'll go get jack

Lucius: and don't come back!

All: ...

Me: sorry, my creative writing kinda ran out today...

Lucius: آپ better be!

Jeff: I thought it was funny...

Lucius: oh hey! I forgot آپ were here...

Lucius Chapter 3, Part 2

posted by FrostyBlazer

Lucius: so... آپ live here alone with the other Jack?

EJ: no... I convinced Laughing Jack to house other pastas that got raided سے طرف کی SCP corp.

Lucius: cool

EJ: hey, where is masky?

Slender: he had a دل attack

EJ: well... where is he?

Slender: I sent him to 49 with ToTheArk

*meanwhile*

49: I will cure you

ToTheArk: آپ know he is passed out and he can't hear آپ right?

49: oh... pass me the the medkit

173: ...

49: PASS ME THE MEDKIT!

173: ...

49: its like i'm talking to a statue...

Lucius: what the villains do during their free-time

posted by FrostyBlazer

Observer: I fold

Zalgo: so... what happened?

Observer: He went kamikaze on my as*

SL: like a true wimp

Observer: says the guy that hides in the shadows for a living

SL: oh shut-up!

All: ...

Observer: so... whats up with the whole "when the world ends he lets out sigh" thing?

SL: I bet

Zalgo: its just a thing I created to scare slender

Observer: oh

Zalgo: honestly, if the world ended I would be dancing

SL: ارے it's your turn!

Lucius: i'm sorry, but i'm still trying to figure out how I got here

Lucius Chapter 1, Part 5

posted by FrostyBlazer

Slender: ZALGO!

Zalgo: hello old friend! how are the kids?

Slender: What the hell Zalgo!

Zalgo: what? I wanted to know who he was!

Slender: no آپ did not!

Zalgo: ok آپ caught me, I wanted him for my army...

Slender: this is the shi* that makes m-

Zalgo: on my defense I did tell Shadow to tell آپ after he got the info

Slender: thats it... THE TREATY IS BROKEN!

Zalgo: WHAT?

Slender: آپ back-stab and spy all the time!

Zalgo: do آپ realize what آپ are saying?

Slender: yes

Zalgo: *sigh* well then... shall we meet again?

Slender: not likely

*both teleport*

Zalgo: Observer, the treaty is broken... آپ know what to do

Observer: finally...

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Creepypasta

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Jeff the Killer

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Lucius

posted by FrostyBlaze

Lucius: A proxy? no thanks guys... I kept my mouth closed and like I said, I kill for the true law and i'm not a psycho like آپ Mr. hockey mask, and killer clown guy... I respect you... آپ couldn't help yourself. but now آپ are a sadistic freak with no frien-

Masky: Jeff, just put him to sleep with the shovel

*Bong*

???: wake up my child.

Lucius: what the hell happened to your face?

Slender: well he's a charmer...

Masky: sorry boss, he is just like that.

Slender: do آپ know why آپ are here?

Lucius: yep and im 47 years old...

Slender: oh... are آپ ready for proxy training?

Lucius: do i have a choice?

Slender: no.

Lucius: OK but one question... who was phone?

Slender and masky: ...

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Jeff The Killer

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jeffy 2

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Creepypasta

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Creepypasta

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The Rugrats Theory

posted by mcencabo

The Rugrats really were a figment of Angelica's Demonic and Unimaginable imagination.

Chuckie died in 1997 along with his mother, that's why Chaz is a nervous wreck all the time.

Tommy was born in 2000, but he was a stillborn, that's why Stu is constantly in the basement making toys for the son who never had a chance to live.

The DeVilles had an abortion in 2001, Angelica couldn't figure whether it would be a boy یا a girl thus creating the twins.

As for "All Grown Up" the teenage Angelica became addicted to various narcotics which further aggravated her Schizophrenia, bringing her back to her...

Toby

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