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After reading the post "Bella as a heroine should be illegal" سے طرف کی bendaimmortal, it got me thinking. Obviously, no-one would consider Bella سوان, ہنس a heroine. If آپ do, آپ have got a really great deal of imagination, یا a warped sense of the world. Because, and I'm sure most Twilight شائقین would agree, the girl didn't do anything at all. Save being overly dramatic and being the damsel in distress.

What about the Cullens then? What about Carlisle, Alice, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie and Emmett? What about He-Who-Sparkles-In-Broad-Daylight? Would they be considered heroes/heroines?

No.

I say that the Cullens aren't heroes یا heroines because they are just so pathetic and lousy as heroes. They can't strategize at all and despite their many gifts, the villains get them all the time.

The Cullens aren't good heroes also because of their double standard. They claim to care for humans, but they don't. Sometimes, I think they have lost focus and direction. Carlisle doesn't want to eat humans because he cares for them. That's very noble. But his children's actions have put humans in danger and they have come to see Carlisle's cause as something that is مزید for their own personal benefits than something to fight for.

Case in point:

Twilight: The game is between the SEVEN Cullens and the Unholy Trinity-James, Victoria and Laurent. In fact, Laurent quit and decided he didn't want to be part of it anymore. So, it's the SEVEN Cullens against two evil vampires. If that's not enough, they have a mind reader, a psychic, a strong dude, and an empath within their ranks. James and Victoria are severely outnumbered, and in any OTHER story, they would be vampire sashimi in a jiffy. But apparently not in this one. For some reason, James and Victoria manage to lead the Cullens in a wild ہنس chase and very nearly get away with their game. Which leads me to the conclusion that the Cullens aren't the brightest bulbs in the toolshed.

New Moon- After Edward and Bella's reunion, the Volturi break for lunch. Edward and Alice could have stopped the Volturi from killing the poor innocent victims. But what do they do? Edward sits a frightened Bella on his lap and WHISPERS comforting things in her ear while a group of people are brutally murdered اگلے door. If I were Bella, I would yell at Edward to go rescue them. If I were me, I call up Buffy and a few vampire slayers and wage war on the Volturi.

Breaking Dawn- This one takes the cake. The Cullens' blatant disregard for human life is shown when they invite non-vegetarian vampires to fight for them. Edward even lends his cars to the vamps. I don't like their double standard at all. For four books, Carlisle has been criticising the Volturi for eating humans. Then, in Breaking Dawn, he shuts both eyes and closes his ears to his دوستوں eating humans. Suddenly, hunting humans are okay because his دوستوں do it.

The Cullens: Heroes? Definitely not.
Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett riffing the film New Moon.
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Vampires from all over meet for their annual reunion. Appearances سے طرف کی Edward Cullen, Angel, Dracula, Count von Count, Bill Compton, and more. Featuring a special visit from Buffy.
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Hahahahahaha... Team Flea @1:40 LOL. xD
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Watch that part at 1:50-3:10. Taylor did mentioned it before in another interview a few months back. The 40+ سال old woman asked him to sign her Team Taylor panties during some autograph session... O_O I thought it was creepy...
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I recently got into the دکھائیں Supernatural (everyone should), and I happened upon this hilarious video. It shows how Dean Winchester (My new پسندیدہ character of all time) is better than Twilight.
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Someone doesn't like what Edward Cullen and his Twilight pals are doing to Vampire Mythology. Another funny parody. :)
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A video on how I was convinced of Twilight's problematic nature.
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Another EvilIguanaProduction Twilight related parody, this time on one of the New Moon trailers.
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5:20 I wonder what some of the شائقین think of this. I think Taylor has noticed that some شائقین don't like him simply because he plays Jacob so is saying he's not on any teams when he's made it clear he's Team Jacob. Poor Tay.
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So I was originally going to کریں شائع this مضمون in the کتابیں to Read spot, but then found this place, and I think it fits in here much better :) Anywho, this is an opinion مضمون I originally wrote for my school newspaper. Yes, it's a bit of a rant, but I don't mean to be offensive, so please don't take it that way. Enjoy :)

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There’s no way آپ haven’t heard of it. From the first publishing of that first book to the most حالیہ perfume-bottle scandal, Twilight has permeated the very core of pop culture, not to mention high school conversation. No matter whether...
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Fromthisgirl on YouTube has a سوال for the Twilight fangirls. She also explains why she thinks they AREN'T in love.
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The sequal. Oh. "I almost don't wanna watch it. SO that I can آپ know, watch it again later?"
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Lately, I've heard and seen jokes and تبصرے about Edward being "pathetic" یا "gay" because he was a 100 سال old virgin. I've written this مضمون to state that I see no problem in him being a virgin. I feel that virginity is not something to poke fun at. It simply means that someone wants to save themselves for that special someone whom they are going to spend the rest of their life with. I myself am a virgin and plan to stay that way until I get married.

However, I am somewhat confused. If Edward has lived for 100 years and has yet to give himself to anyone, then why does he decide to have...
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Seriously it's scary to think this Twihard may have been serious with these statements. This is a version with the Black Pawn Movement's riffs because the original video has been removed سے طرف کی the user. For some reason they ALWAYS are! ;D
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