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I felt a compelling need to write this مضمون because recently I have found myself مزید constantly thrust into situations and debates where I have to defend the Harry Potter fandom against the Twilight fandom, which I despise so much. My best friend and her family are actually major pro-Twilight fans. This past evening made me realize that there are so many reasons why Harry Potter is much مزید awesome than Twilight, and its not just the obvious ones either. Thus, I give آپ all the evidence آپ will ever need to successfully pwn a Twilight پرستار trying to bring your fandom down.

Obvious Reasons
1. We have plot and character development, they don't.
2. Our actors are better than their's, as well as our films.
3. Harry Potter has been around since 1997 and is still going strong, Twilight has only been around since 2005.
4. Sparkling...WTF?!

Reasons of Personal Opinion
1. Stewart can't act. At all.
2. The Twilight films and کتابیں are way too easy to make fun of.
3. The Twilight شائقین are mostly scary and rabid. Compared to their fandom, Harry Potter شائقین look very docile and tame.
4. One word: Twimoms.
5. The visual effects in New Moon were laughable at best, hilarious at worst.
6. The awards that Twilight wins have no merit, such as MTV Movie Awards, Teen Choice Awards, and Kids Choice Awards.
7. Hot Topic continuously plagues their stores with Twilight merch and hinders our ability to get our hands on Harry Potter merch.

Factual Reasons
1. Twilight has sold over 100 million copies, Harry Potter has sold over 400 million.
2. Twilight is translated into 38 different languages, Harry Potter into 67 different languages.
3. In all time box office numbers, New Moon is ranked at #37 and Twilight is nowhere on the سب, سب سے اوپر 100. Harry Potter occupies three سب, سب سے اوپر 10 spots, with Sorcerer's Stone at #7, Order of the Phoenix at #9, and Half Blood Prince at #10.
4. The Twilight films have no Oscar یا Golden Globe nominations, both of which are considered very high honors in film. Harry Potter has a total of 7 Oscar nominations. Three for Sorcerer's Stone, two for Prisoner of Azkaban, and one each for Goblet of آگ کے, آگ and Half Blood Prince.
5. Stephenie Meyer's net worth is around 150 million dollars. JK Rowling's is 1 billion dollars.
6. Stephen King has been quoted saying Stephenie Meyer can't write. That's huge coming from one of the most successful horror authors. Here is the actual quote from his 2009 interview in USA Weekend: "Both Rowling and Meyer, they're speaking directly to young people... The real difference is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer can't write worth a darn. She's not very good."


So اگلے time آپ find yourself in a heated debate with a Twilight پرستار and find yourself in a اچار as to how to defend your love for Harry Potter, this arsenal of facts and reasons should help آپ make a solid stance. I hope this is of assistance to you. Always remember fellow Harry Potter fans, our fandom has critical acclaim, major gross revenue, and longevity over Twilight. In a hundred years, which series do آپ think will be remembered? Harry Potter of course, for its ingenuity, creativity, developed plot and characters, and life long themes and lessons.

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Box Office Mojo All Time Box Office Worldwide
IMDB
Wikipedia
Forbes
USA Weekend
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Vampires from all over meet for their annual reunion. Appearances سے طرف کی Edward Cullen, Angel, Dracula, Count von Count, Bill Compton, and more. Featuring a special visit from Buffy.
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Hahahahahaha... Team Flea @1:40 LOL. xD
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Watch that part at 1:50-3:10. Taylor did mentioned it before in another interview a few months back. The 40+ سال old woman asked him to sign her Team Taylor panties during some autograph session... O_O I thought it was creepy...
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I recently got into the دکھائیں Supernatural (everyone should), and I happened upon this hilarious video. It shows how Dean Winchester (My new پسندیدہ character of all time) is better than Twilight.
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Someone doesn't like what Edward Cullen and his Twilight pals are doing to Vampire Mythology. Another funny parody. :)
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A video on how I was convinced of Twilight's problematic nature.
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5:20 I wonder what some of the شائقین think of this. I think Taylor has noticed that some شائقین don't like him simply because he plays Jacob so is saying he's not on any teams when he's made it clear he's Team Jacob. Poor Tay.
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So I was originally going to کریں شائع this مضمون in the کتابیں to Read spot, but then found this place, and I think it fits in here much better :) Anywho, this is an opinion مضمون I originally wrote for my school newspaper. Yes, it's a bit of a rant, but I don't mean to be offensive, so please don't take it that way. Enjoy :)

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There’s no way آپ haven’t heard of it. From the first publishing of that first book to the most حالیہ perfume-bottle scandal, Twilight has permeated the very core of pop culture, not to mention high school conversation. No matter whether...
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Fromthisgirl on YouTube has a سوال for the Twilight fangirls. She also explains why she thinks they AREN'T in love.
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The sequal. Oh. "I almost don't wanna watch it. SO that I can آپ know, watch it again later?"
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Lately, I've heard and seen jokes and تبصرے about Edward being "pathetic" یا "gay" because he was a 100 سال old virgin. I've written this مضمون to state that I see no problem in him being a virgin. I feel that virginity is not something to poke fun at. It simply means that someone wants to save themselves for that special someone whom they are going to spend the rest of their life with. I myself am a virgin and plan to stay that way until I get married.

However, I am somewhat confused. If Edward has lived for 100 years and has yet to give himself to anyone, then why does he decide to have...
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Seriously it's scary to think this Twihard may have been serious with these statements. This is a version with the Black Pawn Movement's riffs because the original video has been removed سے طرف کی the user. For some reason they ALWAYS are! ;D
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