Somewhere in the world right now there is a girl.
She is sitting on her بستر crying because her boyfriend told her she couldn't see her good friend. He erased her e-mail from her contacts, he keeps them apart in school hallways and classes and he took her drivers liscence so she can't drive to her house. Her boyfriend is always with her. They are barely seen apart if they can be together, often alone. He decides where she goes and the only compliments he ever tells her is "your beautiful", "you're a clutz".
To write Twilight, to pass that (above) off as love is unfair to that one girl who is sitting on her bed, crying.
She is sitting on her بستر crying because her boyfriend told her she couldn't see her good friend. He erased her e-mail from her contacts, he keeps them apart in school hallways and classes and he took her drivers liscence so she can't drive to her house. Her boyfriend is always with her. They are barely seen apart if they can be together, often alone. He decides where she goes and the only compliments he ever tells her is "your beautiful", "you're a clutz".
To write Twilight, to pass that (above) off as love is unfair to that one girl who is sitting on her bed, crying.
On this beautiful spot of fanpop, there's a video link to "Charlie reads Twilight". Originally its "Alex read Twilight". Anyways, I checked it out.
It's this guy, he's about 20 years old I'd say, and he bought himself a copy of Twilight. He reads this on camera, making his comments, one chapter per video. And he's absolutely HILARIOUS! He points out things like odd phrases ("the sun was at the wrong place in the sky") and grammar faults. He sees little things آپ might not have found yourself.
The ویڈیوز do contain a bit of swearing but other then that, they are mostly all right.
It's this guy, he's about 20 years old I'd say, and he bought himself a copy of Twilight. He reads this on camera, making his comments, one chapter per video. And he's absolutely HILARIOUS! He points out things like odd phrases ("the sun was at the wrong place in the sky") and grammar faults. He sees little things آپ might not have found yourself.
The ویڈیوز do contain a bit of swearing but other then that, they are mostly all right.
Created:~Alice~
Q: What to Edward and a Christmas درخت have in common?
A: Their balls are for decoration.
Bella: You're pale white and ice cold...I know what آپ are.
Edward: Say it. Say it!
Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream!
Edward: Bella...
Bella: Yes?
Edward: I just want to know how much آپ mean to me.
Bella: Aaw...
Edward: آپ know, what with me being an ancient VIRGIN vampire and everything...
Bella: Yeah?
Edward: Well, people were starting to think I was, y'know-
Bella: Gay?
Edward: ...
Edward: Old fashioned.
Bella: ...
Bella: Oh.
Q: How do آپ kill a brain?
A: Put it in the same room with Ms Meyer and her کتابیں and wait for two minutes.
Q: What did bella say when the shops ran low off the glitter?
A: yeeew!!! Edward آپ suck!!!!
Q: What to Edward and a Christmas درخت have in common?
A: Their balls are for decoration.
Bella: You're pale white and ice cold...I know what آپ are.
Edward: Say it. Say it!
Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream!
Edward: Bella...
Bella: Yes?
Edward: I just want to know how much آپ mean to me.
Bella: Aaw...
Edward: آپ know, what with me being an ancient VIRGIN vampire and everything...
Bella: Yeah?
Edward: Well, people were starting to think I was, y'know-
Bella: Gay?
Edward: ...
Edward: Old fashioned.
Bella: ...
Bella: Oh.
Q: How do آپ kill a brain?
A: Put it in the same room with Ms Meyer and her کتابیں and wait for two minutes.
Q: What did bella say when the shops ran low off the glitter?
A: yeeew!!! Edward آپ suck!!!!
