آپ know you're a bowie پرستار when...
1. You're happy your name is Sarah, Jean, jasmine, Ramona....etc
2. Your peers have made fun of آپ یا alienated آپ because you're obsessed with a rockstar that's old enough to be your father/grandfather.
3. آپ have 6-10 یا مزید bowie albums.
4. آپ are always on his side even if other people think he made the wrong choice
5. Most of the songs آپ know how to play on the گٹار are سے طرف کی david bowie.
6. آپ check out so many bowie کتابیں from the لائبریری that the librarian asks if you're doing a school report.
7. Everytime آپ look at a picture of david bowie آپ feel a flutter in your chest mixed with a feeling of longing and get turned on to the point that it's uncomfortable.
8. One یا مزید of your sims in the sims games are named david bowie.
9. آپ own so much bowie paraphernalia (shirts, CDs, Pins, Jewelry etc) that آپ could sell it at a گیراج sale and be rich.
10. آپ wish your school choir would sing Five years and dress up as the spiders from mars.
11. Your دوستوں have lied to آپ about being bowie شائقین because they're afraid of how you'll react to the truth.
12. Your fanpop and fanfiction usernames have to do with david bowie.
13. You're depressed یا pissed off about something and something as simple as a stranger walking سے طرف کی saying "I love your shirt. Bowie is awesome," makes آپ instantly in a better mood.
14. آپ wonder if the song david bowie I love آپ since I was six is actually about david bowie....
15. you're still up at midnight on fanpop posting pictures of david bowie.
16. You're jealous of all the women david bowie dated.
17. آپ have the sexiest dreams about him then wake up and are disappointed he's not in your bed. :(
18. You're in a fitful sleep because you're dreaming that he passed away. Then آپ wake up and feel relieved it was only a nightmare.
19. آپ think his mugshot from his drug bust is sexy.
20. آپ have trouble going to sleep because you're high on bowie shortly after watching bowie ویڈیوز on YouTube.
21. Someone you're meeting for the first time's first thought is that you're obsessed with david bowie.
22. آپ love saying his name over and over even when it's not necessary.
23. آپ write his name over and over and over....
24. Your bf/gf likes david bowie too.
25. آپ can't stop adding to this list....
26. If you're reading this فہرست and can't stop....
1. You're happy your name is Sarah, Jean, jasmine, Ramona....etc
2. Your peers have made fun of آپ یا alienated آپ because you're obsessed with a rockstar that's old enough to be your father/grandfather.
3. آپ have 6-10 یا مزید bowie albums.
4. آپ are always on his side even if other people think he made the wrong choice
5. Most of the songs آپ know how to play on the گٹار are سے طرف کی david bowie.
6. آپ check out so many bowie کتابیں from the لائبریری that the librarian asks if you're doing a school report.
7. Everytime آپ look at a picture of david bowie آپ feel a flutter in your chest mixed with a feeling of longing and get turned on to the point that it's uncomfortable.
8. One یا مزید of your sims in the sims games are named david bowie.
9. آپ own so much bowie paraphernalia (shirts, CDs, Pins, Jewelry etc) that آپ could sell it at a گیراج sale and be rich.
10. آپ wish your school choir would sing Five years and dress up as the spiders from mars.
11. Your دوستوں have lied to آپ about being bowie شائقین because they're afraid of how you'll react to the truth.
12. Your fanpop and fanfiction usernames have to do with david bowie.
13. You're depressed یا pissed off about something and something as simple as a stranger walking سے طرف کی saying "I love your shirt. Bowie is awesome," makes آپ instantly in a better mood.
14. آپ wonder if the song david bowie I love آپ since I was six is actually about david bowie....
15. you're still up at midnight on fanpop posting pictures of david bowie.
16. You're jealous of all the women david bowie dated.
17. آپ have the sexiest dreams about him then wake up and are disappointed he's not in your bed. :(
18. You're in a fitful sleep because you're dreaming that he passed away. Then آپ wake up and feel relieved it was only a nightmare.
19. آپ think his mugshot from his drug bust is sexy.
20. آپ have trouble going to sleep because you're high on bowie shortly after watching bowie ویڈیوز on YouTube.
21. Someone you're meeting for the first time's first thought is that you're obsessed with david bowie.
22. آپ love saying his name over and over even when it's not necessary.
23. آپ write his name over and over and over....
24. Your bf/gf likes david bowie too.
25. آپ can't stop adding to this list....
26. If you're reading this فہرست and can't stop....