ارے Guys. Here is A فہرست I came up with (Luna--Lovegood helped) of fun ways to annoy Bellatrix. Guaranteed to get آپ crucio-ed! Please تبصرہ and let me know what آپ think. Thank آپ to Luna--Lovegood for helping me write this, آپ are quite creative for a non-deatheater, Luna!

1. Impersonate the dark Lord and convince her that he’s really into peace with Muggles.

2. Whenever she cackles evilly, roll your eyes in an obvious way and grumble, “That’s getting sooooo old, Bella”

3. اگلے time she uses the Cruciatus Curse on someone, groan and say she has no imagination when it comes to torturing...

    Xander walked quickly down the long corridor dragging a prisoner behind him.
    “Help! Help!” the woman laughs as she stumbles along in Xander’s grasp, “I’m being oppressed!”
Rolling his eyes, the young prison guard throws the deranged woman into her cell, causing her to fall to her knees. He quickly shuts the prison bars and glares at her through them.
    “My, my, sir,” the woman began smirking up at her guard, “You just met me, no need to be so aggressive with me yet.”
    “Ms. Clement,...

Umbridge’s Rules:

These are the first proclamations made سے طرف کی Dolores Umbridge. Please feel free to تبصرہ and I will ترمیم the rules as need be.

1. All are welcome to شامل میں this spot: Roleplayers, Non-RP’s, extraterrestrials, etc.

2. If آپ want to play as a known character, please state your character in Bellatrix's link and make sure that character is not taken سے طرف کی someone else first.

3. If آپ want to be another version of a taken character, please contact the person who is playing the original version of that character first to inquire if they mind this.

4. Characters in this spot can be from...

This is basically why Xander doesn't love anyone anymore...

Love. It's a disease of the mind.

His vision began to get cloudy as tears weld up in his eyes. The brick walls zoomed سے طرف کی as he ran down the corridor. Gaurds were watching, Shaking their heads at the younger man's foolishness. Xander completely disregarded them. 

Xander was young for a prison gaurd. When he started he had just turned seventeen. However, that look of innocence that most teenagers would have had vanished. His grey eyes were empty now and his skin was a sickly pale color. He looked to be at least thirty, though he was only...

Okay so I want to دکھائیں آپ guys how I expect my characters to be for now on...

Xander: Xander is now going to be مزید miserable and quiet (He's still going to talk obviously, just not as optimistically) He still drinks, but he won't act like a five سال old when he does. I'm making him مزید aggressive (I'll get onto my reasoning for this later) His hair will still change with his attitude. I'm going to diagnose Xandykins with some multiple personality disorder (I just think this would be interesting xD) He will still be sarcastic. This time, Xander won't hesitate to fight anyone (including girls....

ESCAPED! ESCAPED! ESCAPED!

Dmitry Vladimir, male, white, aged 24 years, single, a native of Romania. Recommended his commitment to Azkaban, finding him suffering from mental illness, perhaps Insanity.

He was caught سے طرف کی the Ministry on the تاریخ of August 18th, on the سٹریٹ, گلی of چیری, آلو بالو درخت Lane, and charged with reckless behavior and convicted Death Eater. He seems to be insane.. Always yelling in his mother language, shaking the bars and slamming the stone walls, even laughing out spontaneously. Be cautious for when cornered Mr. Vladimir will lash out. The results are in fact not pretty. During...

Trouble...

Double double. Toil and trouble.

She's the master of making people cringe. Life is her game and the people of the non-pure race are her pawns. People beg for death at her feet. She laughs at their misery but doesnt give into their pleads. She is a bully, and her only friend, when کہا at the absolute best moment, is the her پسندیدہ curse. Her dark eyes pierce into the souls of her foes and friends. She is a woman of pride, knowing that all of her fellow death eaters are jealous when they see what damage she can do with just one word. "crucio." Wearing black from head to toe, the woman...