Disney Princess Article: Hottest Disney Princesses

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posted by jake69

My opinion on which princess are hot and which aren't. Basically a فہرست on who I would bang.

10. Snow White.

She's a munter.

I suppose that's a bit harsh but she has the least bangability out of the all. She's just way too young, innocent and, to be honest, annoying to even consider. And she's not in anyway hot.

9. Cinderella.

She's pretty but she doesn't have any features to be considered "hot" in my opinion. She doesn't have a hot face. She doesn't have a hot body. And she doesn't have any personal qualities that make her bangable. Plus she'd probably run away half way through.

8. Mulan.

It would be creepy cause she dressed as a man and actually looked like one. Nuff said.

7. Tiana.

She's fit but I don't know if she's hot. I think her personality really lets her looks down. She's too serious and boring. But I do think that her stubbornness and that fact that she'd be dominant is sexy.

6. Pocahontas.

She's fit but something about her is annoying to me. I don't really have a reason for putting her 6th apart from the fact that I'd rather bang the others.

5. Aurora.

So so poor but not as hot as some others. That's all I really have to say 'cause I don't know much about her personality.

4. Belle.

She's stunning. She's hot. And intelligence in a girl is so sexy.

3. Rapunzel.

Rapunzel is so cute yet hot at the same time. She has a good body and I love long hair on girls. Her personality is cute yet strong making her incredibly bangable.

2. Ariel.

Ariel is so fit. She's got a hot body, fit hair and she's gorgeous. She's also cute and funny. (It would also be amazing to say "I've had sex with a mermaid")

1. Jasmine.

جیسمین, یاسمین is the hottest Disney princess سے طرف کی far. She has an amazingly hot body and a gorgeous face. She has attitude, she's feisty, witty and confident, all really sexy qualities in a girl. Oh and when she's wears that red outfit... best disney moment ever.

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ellie53 good article. Agree with most of your opinions tbh.

princesslullaby what the fuck did I just read

diluka96 Great Article though i believe Pocahontas is by far the hottest!

dweeb it seemed like you were trying too hard to appear crude.

Mongoose09 i dont know why but this article made me laugh so hard for some reason LOL, especially the Mulan point ahhaha.

disneybiatch i get @dweeb 's point but i think it was quite funny

hisblueeyes ...bangable? None of the princesses are "bangable". This just ruined my freaking childhood.

jake69 wow, no one really got this article at all did they... oh dear

hisblueeyes No, they really didn't...

DreamyGal Lmao @ princesslullaby. Seriously?? I find this offensive...talking about them being bangable just rubs me the wrong way. No pun intended.

JonnaSe Ahahah, what an article Mark!

phantomrose89 I totally enjoyed this article. Two points for calling Snow White unbangable. lol.

ArielandEric That just fucked up my whole version of the princesses. My mind scarred for life

Pink_Love banging cartoons...ew...i would rather not think of my childhood cartoons as bangable.

callejahLUVSed LMAO how exactly would you have sex with a mermaid... not quite sure it would work xD

magicfairydust lmao...i wudnt exactly described a disney princess as "bangable" either. That's just weird. uhhhhh i guess its different to see an article from a new point of view...lols

PociandSmith Well,It's obviously a satirical article. I enjoyed it,although I think you should write more things and not just a sentnce or two... I disagree with the positions of Pocahontas and Cinderela,I think they should be higher and Aurora and Rapunzel lower. And,by the way,what does bangable mean?

sheep2901 great cool i knew that Jasmine would be on top

hisblueeyes @pociandsmith "bangable" means hot enough that you can...you know. Quick shag-and-go.

MrsEmmaPeel I agree with the others. I don't think describing the princesses as bangable is right. They're childhood cartoons. Not porn to look at. Yes, I can see why some might think some of the princesses look very pretty and pretty hot. But it's a drawing. Who wants to bang a cartoon? I think this ruined my childhood, too. But I did think the article was pretty amusing though.

TigerRanma *raises hand* I'd bang a cartoon. When there were no cute boys to look at at my middle school, nor celebrities that I thought were hot, I looked to anime guys for eye candy. The Disney girl that I find bangable is Esmeralda (red...spandex...dress! Those breasts, those abs, those hips!). Then I'd raid her closet (because I love her outfits) and leave her without clothes. Yeah, I need help. :P Well, it was nice that you shared your opinion of who you think is attractive. You like girls with big eyes, I see. Your top 2 being the girls who show their midriff is predictable but I respect your opinion. princesslullaby: "What the fuck did I just read?" DreamyGal: "talking about them being bangable just rubs me the wrong way. No pun intended." Hahaha...

jake69 some people take things far too seriously...

pedalpunk57 I think all Disney princesses are hot tbh!

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Cinderella

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New picture of Emma Watson as Belle

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Which Disney Princess Has the Best Speaking Voice?

posted by FloraorStella

Welcome to the results of the countdown for Which Disney Princess Has the Best Speaking Voice. This سروے was so much fun to work on! Thanks to all the people who participated in it. I'm so sorry, but I decided to only chose three تبصرے from every سروے and try to fit any further opinions into my paragraphs. Also, I've shortened a few comments, because for some reason my mind really isn't comfortable with the longer comments. Now, without any further ado, let's look at the outcomes.

11. Snow White

Snow White went out very quickly, with users claiming that her voice is much too high to be likable....

Adult Princess Melody

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Disney princess dreseses: جیسمین, یاسمین

posted by andy10B

1.Blue top and pants

We are going to a whole new world with آپ as we talk about Jasmines clothing in Aladdin. The Renaissance has shown us a wide range of different and much larger wardrobe than before and جیسمین, یاسمین is no exception.

1.Blue سب, سب سے اوپر and pants
Princess جیسمین, یاسمین starts of in her palace on her own wearing a blue crop سب, سب سے اوپر and thick blue pants with blue فلیٹوں, فلیٹ سونا ہار and large earrings. The outfit is perfect for the time and place it's set. Her hair is either ponytailed with head band یا fully loose. I prefer the headband and ponytails myself feels مزید Arabian.
9/10

2.Brown cloth and brown overall
Not sure...

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Scariest DP Villain Countdown Results!

posted by cruella

Here are the results of Countdown for The SCARIEST DP Villain. The فہرست is a result of the countdown done سے طرف کی fans. I tried to include at least one تبصرہ from everyone, to let the شائقین دکھائیں their opinions and I do apologize if I didn't include your's. I also added my own opinion to the descriptions, but it's just my opinion so feel free to disagree.

Enjoy!

11. Gov. Ratcliffe
I wasn't surprised to see Ratcliffe leave first. Personally I've never cared for him, he just seems like spoiled brat to me. But even his شائقین don't find him all that threatening.

He's مزید like Hans. They both are...

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Disney Princess Best Features

posted by Isabellagirl033

ارے fellow disney princess fans! I'm isabellagirl033 and the idea for this مضمون just came to me out of the blue. In this مضمون I'll determine which princess has the best of each feature.

Best Hair: Aurora

Aurora's hair has just the perfect volume and the beautiful color of buttercup. The curls suit her really well and the length is perfect.

Best Face Shape: Rapunzel

Not too bold yet not too soft. The face shape works really well giving Rapunzel a innocent and youthful look and suits her personality.

Best Eyes and Eyebrows: Belle

The eyebrows have just the right thickness. Belle's...

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Mulan

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Walt Disney تصاویر - Princess Ariel

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Why Do Some Modern دن Feminists Feel The Need To Slam Classic Disney Princesses?

posted by dclairmont

I know this is a touchy topic, so I've tried to tread it in the best way I could! It is not my intention to offend anyone یا misrepresent this topic, so if I did I'd love to improve on it and fix my mistakes. I hope آپ enjoy reading!

For a group of people that claim to be supporting of all women and their ventures, the mistreatment that the classic princesses very often get from them is rather surprising. To a majority of feminists, the women they are catering to is the new-age, I can do it all superwoman. They believe that all women should fit into that box and if they don't, they're deprived,...

Anastasia Tremaine Conventionally Beautiful

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Disney Princess Proffesions.

posted by WinterSpirit809

I am bored and it's been a while since I've written a non-poll based article, so why not? Just so آپ know, I am not going to make their professions crap like "fast food worker" یا "housekeeper", because that would be kind of unfair. I will do things based on their talents.

This is entirely MY OPINION, so don't get upset if we differ, though I've never really had any problems with people on here.

Snow White: Zoologist

A zoologist is someone who studies animals in their natural habitat, something that I believe would be the perfect job for Snow White. Snow is obviously an animal person so...

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Best Almost Kiss Countdown Results!

posted by MaidofOrleans

Sorry it took me so long to finish this countdown. I just got lazy I guess haha. I did this countdown because while there have been multiple "Best Kiss" countdowns I have never seen the "Almost Kisses" get much appreciation. I think they are cute and suspenseful, so I thought I would give them the spotlight for once. Here are the results, compiled for your enjoyment. :)

9. Tiana and Naveen's 1st Almost Kiss

It's no surprise this kiss left first. It's the only one here that isn't romantic in the slightest, since Tiana doesn't even want to kiss him and she's only doing it to get her restaurant....

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sweetie-94's پسندیدہ DP Couples

posted by sweetie-94

Since it's Valentine's دن soon I decided to write a few مضامین relating to that and I decided to do a فہرست of my پسندیدہ DP Couples, fittingly enough the last time I did this فہرست was around this time last year, since then my فہرست has changed a slight bit. Hope you'll like this article

11. Mulan & Shang

Imo they're مزید best دوستوں than a couple, their first meeting is hilarious though and I love how Mulan isn't afraid to دکھائیں off her feelings for Shang in a subtle way and how Shang chose to not kill Mulan despite the fact that women wheren't allowed in the army, it shows that...

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An مضمون Defending the Classic Princesses

posted by hatelarxene

I know we've probably had an excess of these over the last few months, but I don't care. In my humble opinion, there can never be too many مضامین defending Walt's girls. I believe Snow White, Cinderella, and Aurora just as much praise and recognition as any of the Modern یا Renaissance princesses. The three classic Princesses receive a large amount of criticism. They include "weak", "passive", "need a man to save them", "boring", "do nothing", "need a man to save them", among others (that last reason is so incredibly stupid and sexist). These "arguments" are beyond cliché, mind-numbing,...

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Disney Princess Dream Vacations

posted by TheMusicalMolls

Who doesn't love travel?

Well, I mean, I'm sure there are people who, beyond my comprehension, don't enjoy exploring other parts of the big wide world. But I love travel. And I'm sure the Princesses would too. So here are the places the Disney Princesses would enjoy vacationing to. *Disclaimer: I have never been to these cities, so if I sound stupid, have mercy! I got most of my information from the internet.*

Snow White: Glorenza (Glurns), Italy

Snow White would love to visit this tiny town in northern Italy, near the border with Switzerland. Since it is so small, with a population of only...

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Most Magical Disney Princess Film Countdown- UPDATED

posted by laylastepford

ارے everyone! The classic Disney films had such a knack for capturing the splendor and wonder of magic so I thought I'd rate all the DP films to see which ones are the most magical.
For this, I took the 5 most likely elements of magic in the Disney Princess films and added 1 category for the awareness of each 6 elements. This is because the مزید prominent magic would be in a story (or the world in the story), the مزید people should be aware of the magic as it would be hard to miss. Here are the 12 put together:

1. Magical Powers- Meaning that magic can be done without the use of items (like wands)...

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The Disney Princesses and Their Virtues

posted by ace2000

Hi everyone!

Recently, I گیا کیا پوسٹ a سوال asking شائقین to فہرست five personality traits most desirable in a Disney princess. My traits poll, which was going to be the foundation of this article, was based on TheMusicalMolls' فہرست of traits; the first response. I didn't bother to check my سوال again for other responses, but when I returned to my سوال after I گیا کیا پوسٹ the poll, I was surprised to see that مزید شائقین had bothered to answer my question. At that point, it was only a handful of people, and since I found their lists highly similar to TheMusicalMolls', I let it be. I hope I didn't...

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My Ranking of DP Films - Original in Part 1

posted by anukriti2409

Here's my quick ranking on original DP films in part 1 of this مضمون series. Part 2 will follow with all the sequels, prequels and shorts. Hope you'll enjoy it!

12. Princess and the frog:
I found the script to be very lazily written, with no wow moments to remember and no surprising twists. The movie crawled at deathly slow pace, making me skip scenes in between. The اندازی حرکت was pretty average with nothing memorable except a few scenes in bayou and death of Dr. Facilier. I found the sett ups to be unflattering and lacked the Disney magic feel to it. The best set-up from the entire movie was...