"So," she کہا slowly, "You two seem like a happy couple. But tell me Tiana, is Naveen well equipped یا is that big قلعہ of his supposed to be compensating for something?"
"Beg your pardon?" asked Tiana.
"You know, the family jewels, are they the kind you'd want on an engagement ring یا the kind آپ mistake for a sequin from the Dollar Store?"
Tiana still looked unsure.
"Does he have a big penis?" مٹر, مصری چنا rolled her eyes. "God, some of these goody-goodies just don't understand my metaphors. Anyway, what kingdom are آپ from?"
"Oh, I'm only royal سے طرف کی marriage," Tiana laughed. "I was a waitress before I met Naveen."
Pea's jaw dropped. "A waitress? That's one step up from being the bird lady Mary Poppins sings about. Geez, Naveen, I can't believe آپ settled for a commoner."
"What can I say?" chuckled Naveen, his voice sexy as usual. "I fell in love."
"It's just as easy to fall in love with a rich person as it is to fall for a poor person. That's what my mother always told me," answered Pea. "I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a peasant. Gross...no offence, Tiana."
"None taken," she replied, through clenched teeth.
Pea's words stung Conrad on the دل a little bit because he had started to grow quite fond of her, although he didn't have a lot to offer. Just then, the four arrived at Mama Odie's hut in the bayou. The little old lady came swinging down a vine, laughing psychotically. She had sunglasses on her face and a snake on her shoulder.
"Are آپ sure she doesn't belong in the loonie bin?" مٹر, مصری چنا asked Tiana. "She looks like a total whack-job."
"Well, well, well," کہا Mama Odie. "Tiana and Naveen, nice seein' ya again. The last time I saw y'alls آپ two were a couple of frogs turning human."
"You two were frogs?" inquired Conrad.
"Long story," answered Naveen.
"Listen, Mama Odie, I just need آپ to use your magic wand یا whatever it is آپ do and turn back time...bring me back to the time before I was exiled, when I was truly happy."
"Were آپ happy though, Pea?"
"Ugh! Yes!" مٹر, مصری چنا was annoyed. "Why does no one believe me when I say I loved my old life, it's all I want!"
"Child, sometimes it ain't about what آپ want," replied the strange woman. "It's about what آپ need...Someday you'll figure that out. But until then, I can't help ya!" With that, she returned to her hut.
"We traveled all this way for that?" yelled Pea. "I could've gotten مزید useful advice from Dr. Phil! God, this is hopeless!"
"Thanks for all your help guys," کہا Conrad politely. "I'm sure we'll be fine. See آپ around."
Tiana and Naveen waved goodbye and headed back to New Orleans.
"Pea," کہا Conrad. "I know that things are gonna work out in the end...I promise you. No matter what happens, I'll be سے طرف کی your side."
"Well, what are we gonna do?" asked Pea, fighting back tears. "Hmm...wait a second...I think I just thought of our اگلے method of transportation..."
مٹر, مصری چنا and Conrad spent the اگلے two and a half hours building a بیڑا out of wood, branches, and vines.
Mama Odie watched proudly through her window from above.
"You know what?" she کہا to her snake. "I truly think she's gonna be okay. That princess is smarter than anyone gives her credit for."
(End Of Part 14)
