Narrator: Once upon a freekin time, there was a tall guy named Carl, and a little girl(that's her daughter) named Hella. They used 2 been happy 2gether doin alot of stuf, havin such great memories, talkin, playin, and laughin at other people injurin themselves on AFV. One day, the 2 of them were going 2 visit Carls new wife at her old,tall,wrinkly,ugly(AND EVIL!) house(shes Hella's stepmom), Along with her daughters Anabella and Denaji(but no one cares about them since they have no life).
Scene 2-Hospital(fast forwarding a few days).
It was a pity that Carl had gotten sick a few days later and died from it. And now Hella will B forced 2 stay with them 4 the rest of her life(until she met a guy, start going out, did sex, got married, did sex again, got kids, gotten old, and then died in peace(along with their children). But I doubt that will happen anytime soon).
Little Hella: *sobs* No daddy, Y did U have 2 go? *sobs some more* Y did U have 2 leave me wit these ugly sisters and their mom who is so old?!
Nurse: 1, their Ur stepsisters and Stella isnt old, she just doesnt put cream on properly and-
Little Hella: This is all UR fault! U couldnt save him on time and now hes dead and I have 2 live with-
Nurse: Hey, it wasnt our fault that some of these people were partying and drinking last night and they couldnt find a cure 4 him. No that many people can survive from a plague. How did he get one again?
Little Hella: I dont know.
Stella: Come on Bella, well B leavin then, theres nothing else they can do... *grabs her arm and drags her away*
Little Hella: NO! NEVER! I DONT AWAY GO WITH U, I WANNA LIVE, LIVE I TELL U! I WANT 2 LIVE!
*door closes then opens again*
Little Hella: LIVE!
Stella: SHUT UP!
* hits her with a rolling pin, which knocks her out momentarily and closes the door*
Nurse: Weird.
* Guy nurse walks in slowly and weirdly*
Guy nurse: Did I get called 2 th office yet?
Nurse: *Groans and slaps her hand on her head*
To B continued on part 2....
Mulan: "Hero" Mariah Carey
"Then a hero comes along
with the strength to carry on
And آپ cast your fears aside
Because آپ know آپ can survive
So when آپ feel like hope is gone,
Look inside آپ and be strong
Then آپ finally see the truth
That a hero lies in you"
Ariel: "A Place in this World" Taylor Swift
"I'm alone, on my own
And that's all I know
I'll be strong, I'll be wrong
Hey, but life goes on
Oh, I'm just a girl
trying to find a place in this world"
Snow White: "Perfect...
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Lyrics speak for themself
"Then a hero comes along
with the strength to carry on
And آپ cast your fears aside
Because آپ know آپ can survive
So when آپ feel like hope is gone,
Look inside آپ and be strong
Then آپ finally see the truth
That a hero lies in you"
Ariel: "A Place in this World" Taylor Swift
I chose this song for Ariel because how she feels how of place, and nobody is backing her up on it
"I'm alone, on my own
And that's all I know
I'll be strong, I'll be wrong
Hey, but life goes on
Oh, I'm just a girl
trying to find a place in this world"
Snow White: "Perfect...
After all the hype, merchandise and racial debate The Princess and the Frog finally made it to the big screen, جام packed with a variety of different aspects that where inspired سے طرف کی other media. However not one of my favourite princess films, I can appreciate it was a good attempt and can enjoy certain aspects of its story. Now lets look at the concoction of literature, گزشتہ films and art stirred together in the Gumbo pot to make Disney's latest fairy tale.
The original text that the film's plot was loosely based of which is a novel released only 7 years prior in 2002 with the title...
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Iconic Disney Kisses <3
In light of Valentine’s Day, I decided to write an مضمون on the Disney Princess couple’s that I believe have the best and most realistic relationship. Oh, and spoiler alert: I only really like 4 of them.
Couples I DON’T like…
10. Mulan & Shang
I love Mulan – she’s intelligent, brave and selfless. And Shang’s no novice either; in fact, his bravery, leadership and courage are practically matchless. But their relationship, it was too sudden; too forced. They lacked chemistry. Make no mistake, I love Mulan and Shang, they’re great – just not together....
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Couples I DON’T like…
10. Mulan & Shang
Mulan & Shang
I love Mulan – she’s intelligent, brave and selfless. And Shang’s no novice either; in fact, his bravery, leadership and courage are practically matchless. But their relationship, it was too sudden; too forced. They lacked chemistry. Make no mistake, I love Mulan and Shang, they’re great – just not together....
