ارے everyone I got myself into a little bit of trouble, because آپ see I got Cinderella's fairy godmother to send me to the world of Sleeping Beauty. However I can't leave until I help Aurora get her happily ever after. Well if she's gonna get her happily ever after I'm going to do it my way. I'm just going to keep her from the spinning wheel until the sun goes down. This'll be easy because this girl is NAIVE, I love her and everything but she's gonna be as easy as cooking a pizza.
Anyway I'm outside of the cottage and I'm trying to climb up to Aurora's room. I've done rock climbing but with that there's always someone holding me up with a cord so this wasn't easy. I finally got up there and Aurora was in her room crying and I feel sorry for her.
"Are آپ okay" I asked
"Who are you" asked Aurora
"I asked آپ a سوال first" I said
"I'm fine it's just I'm a little sad because....." کہا Aurora
"I know just please stop crying" I said
"I'm sorry I'll stop. Who are آپ and how did آپ find me?" کہا Aurora
"My name is Chris and how I found آپ is hard to explain" I said
"Well Chris I'm not allowed to talk to strangers" کہا Aurora
"Well I just told آپ who I am so I'm not a stranger anymore" I said
"Well that's true" کہا Aurora
"Plus آپ talked to a stranger in the woods" I said
"You know about that" asked Aurora
"Yes I do Princess Aurora" I said
"How do آپ know my name" asked Aurora
"Everyone at your kingdom knows who آپ are with one look at you" I said
"What do آپ mean" asked Aurora
"When آپ were born آپ were دیا the gift beauty rare with سونا of sun shine in your hair and lips that shame the red, red rose. Plus your the spiting image of your mother the queen" I said
"Really I do" asked Aurora
"Yes آپ do. Now can آپ answer me a question" I asked
"Yes of course" کہا Aurora
"Would آپ do anything to be with your true love" I asked
"Yes I would but what can I do" asked Aurora
"You can run away from ہوم and find your true love" I said
"I don't know I've never done anything against my aunts wishes before" کہا Aurora
"You talked to a stranger which was against your aunts wishes. You've had this man in your dreams for years. Don't آپ wanna finally be with him after all this time?" I said
"Yes but....." started Aurora
"Rose are آپ alright in there" asked a voice
"Yes Aunt Flora" کہا Aurora
"Well I'll be going since آپ don't want my help" I said
"Wait I'm coming" کہا Aurora
"I thought آپ might now let's hurry" I said
We sneaked out the window, and I'm never going to go out a window ever again. We ran out deep into the woods to find her prince. I'm actually trying to keep her further from Maleficent because then that's all the faster she'll get her happily ever after and I'll get the heck out of here. Don't worry Aurora شائقین she's not going to run away forever just until the sun goes down. I have a feeling that blondie is going to be a royal pain threw this whole adventure, wish me luck.
Anyway I'm outside of the cottage and I'm trying to climb up to Aurora's room. I've done rock climbing but with that there's always someone holding me up with a cord so this wasn't easy. I finally got up there and Aurora was in her room crying and I feel sorry for her.
"Are آپ okay" I asked
"Who are you" asked Aurora
"I asked آپ a سوال first" I said
"I'm fine it's just I'm a little sad because....." کہا Aurora
"I know just please stop crying" I said
"I'm sorry I'll stop. Who are آپ and how did آپ find me?" کہا Aurora
"My name is Chris and how I found آپ is hard to explain" I said
"Well Chris I'm not allowed to talk to strangers" کہا Aurora
"Well I just told آپ who I am so I'm not a stranger anymore" I said
"Well that's true" کہا Aurora
"Plus آپ talked to a stranger in the woods" I said
"You know about that" asked Aurora
"Yes I do Princess Aurora" I said
"How do آپ know my name" asked Aurora
"Everyone at your kingdom knows who آپ are with one look at you" I said
"What do آپ mean" asked Aurora
"When آپ were born آپ were دیا the gift beauty rare with سونا of sun shine in your hair and lips that shame the red, red rose. Plus your the spiting image of your mother the queen" I said
"Really I do" asked Aurora
"Yes آپ do. Now can آپ answer me a question" I asked
"Yes of course" کہا Aurora
"Would آپ do anything to be with your true love" I asked
"Yes I would but what can I do" asked Aurora
"You can run away from ہوم and find your true love" I said
"I don't know I've never done anything against my aunts wishes before" کہا Aurora
"You talked to a stranger which was against your aunts wishes. You've had this man in your dreams for years. Don't آپ wanna finally be with him after all this time?" I said
"Yes but....." started Aurora
"Rose are آپ alright in there" asked a voice
"Yes Aunt Flora" کہا Aurora
"Well I'll be going since آپ don't want my help" I said
"Wait I'm coming" کہا Aurora
"I thought آپ might now let's hurry" I said
We sneaked out the window, and I'm never going to go out a window ever again. We ran out deep into the woods to find her prince. I'm actually trying to keep her further from Maleficent because then that's all the faster she'll get her happily ever after and I'll get the heck out of here. Don't worry Aurora شائقین she's not going to run away forever just until the sun goes down. I have a feeling that blondie is going to be a royal pain threw this whole adventure, wish me luck.
I might slip a cuss word یا two, you've been warned. As usual, I'm just going to cut to the chase.
13. Merida
I'm aware of the good things کہا about Merida, but there are just so many other things that turn me off. Like making an anti-princess Princess was boringly unoriginal on Pixar's part and she basically gives a middle finger to her predecessors and to girly girls in general. To sum it up, I'm just sick of the tough girl archetype she represents.
12. Aurora
I feel like there are Aurora شائقین who overanalyze her character, basing their interpretation on extremely minor factors....
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I'm aware of the good things کہا about Merida, but there are just so many other things that turn me off. Like making an anti-princess Princess was boringly unoriginal on Pixar's part and she basically gives a middle finger to her predecessors and to girly girls in general. To sum it up, I'm just sick of the tough girl archetype she represents.
I feel like there are Aurora شائقین who overanalyze her character, basing their interpretation on extremely minor factors....
