Dumbo

1. Come up with a ridiculously cheesy plot.

2. Make all یا most of your characters really, really, really boring and unlikable. If the audience doesn't wanna strangle the characters سے طرف کی the end of the movie, then you're doing it wrong.

3. Hire really horrible songwriters to write awful songs with atrocious lyrics.

4. Auto-tune the sh*t out of the songs. If your songs don't sound like they have the entire world's worth of auto-tune on them, then you're doing it wrong.

5. Hire really, really bad singers to sing your awful songs. The maximum amount of good singers آپ can have is two یا three at most....

“Ella! Ella! WAKE UP!” I groaned at the sound of Esmeralda’s voice.
“You know how many of my best dreams آپ ruin?” I laughed, and threw my تکیا over my head.
“Well, little missy I thought آپ might want me to give آپ a little wake up call, considering you’re gonna be late for your drama class meeting!” Esmeralda said. I shot straight up in بستر and jumped out. Pulling on my robe.
“Why didn’t آپ wake me sooner!?!?!” I screamed. Frantically gathering my towel, razor, and other morning supplies, hurrying over to the bathroom.
“Well, some people want to enjoy their...

Chapter 20—Parental Hunt

“I don’t know where they could be,” Perdita sadly stated as she looked down yet another abandoned street. “Do آپ think… where could Cruella live?”
“I wish I knew, Perdy,” Pongo stated. “But they can’t be too far… can they?”
Perdita didn’t answer, she only looked sadly at Pongo, before Tramp stated, “Hey, we’ll get them back… don’t worry. We’ll find them.”
“But where could they be?” Perdita asked nervously. “I’m so afraid…”
But just as she asked, a loud beeping noise emerged from nowhere, distracting all of the parents....