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Hitler throws his pencils of doom at Mitt Romney

posted by sturmelle15

My furher, who will be your اگلے target? asked Jodl I will plan to attend a meeting held سے طرف کی Mitt Romney. Little will Romney know is that I will really attend to throw my pencils at him until it's too late. کہا Hitler Steiner and the map, my fuhrer? asked Jodl Steiner will drive me to the nearest place in Germany where Romney will be. asked Hitler My fuhrer, Mitt Romney will be in Munich, Germany. کہا Steiner Fine. We'll go to Munich, Germany. کہا Hitler My fuhrer, آپ shouldn't throw your pencils at Mitt Romney. objected Jodl Damnit, Jodl. Don't start with me with objecting to my plan. Object...

Hitler and دوستوں go to Muscetong River

posted by sturmelle15

My fuhrer, what are آپ planning to do now? asked Jodl To find the Musconetcong River Mantis Man and prove to آپ and the rest of the bunker crew that it does exist. کہا Hitler Steiner and the map, my fuhrer? asked Jodl Steiner will meet us when we arrive at the river. کہا Hitler I think آپ should find some مچھلی for me while you're at it. کہا Krebs Fine. I'll find some مچھلی for you. کہا Hitler My fuhrer, i object to آپ proving this thing's existence. کہا Jodl Damnit Jodl! I thought آپ were in favor of this plan! کہا Hitler I'm not. Because i believe آپ won't find this creature. کہا Jodl If praying mantises are real, then this thing must be too! کہا Hitler (An گھنٹہ later) "Huh?" YAH! WHAT THE FUCK!? Praying mantises aren't supposed to be that big! کہا Hitler

Hitler plans to throw his pencils of doom at Steven Spielberg

posted by sturmelle15

My furher, who will be your اگلے target? asked Jodl I plan to attend an E.T. convention, of which director Steven Spielberg will be at. When I get the chance to, I will throw my pencils of doom at him. کہا Hitler Steiner and the map, my furher? asked Jodl Steiner will drive to the nearest place in Berlin where Spielberg will be. کہا Hitler It's here a few miles from our bunker that he's کہا to be present. کہا Steiner Fine. We'll go there. کہا Hitler My furher, آپ shouldn't throw your pencils at Steven Spielberg. objected Jodl Damnit Jodl. Always with the objecting. I'm going to be throwing...

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Hitler plays the World's Hardest Game

posted by sturmelle15

My fuhrer, what are آپ going to play today? asked Jodl The World's Hardest Game. Steiner کہا I can find it on a couple different web sites. کہا Hitler It's hard to pass level 2. Are آپ sure آپ wish to play this game? asked Krebs Nonsense. I'm playing this game whether it's hard یا not. کہا Hitler My, fuhrer, I object to آپ playing this game! objected Jodl And why is that?! asked Hitler Krebs is right. It's too hard to pass level 2! کہا Jodl I don't care. I don't have time to listen to your two-cents. I'm playing this game and that's final! کہا Hitler This موسیقی is so obnixious. said...

Hitler, Stalin and others are trapped in a walk-in freezer

posted by 15sturmelle2

We're trapped in a walk-in freezer. کہا Gunsche Oh are we? I hadn't noticed. Of course we are! Fegelein must of have trapped us in here. کہا Hitler My fuhrer, my head is freezing. کہا Jodl Damnit Jodl! Then put a hat on! yelled Hitler I forgot to bring one. کہا Jodl Of all the ridiculous requests I have to deal with, making sure آپ have a hat to wear has to be one of them! کہا Hitler I could of have grabbed one off the hat rack on my way out this morning. کہا Jodl And آپ should of! This is why none of آپ come prepared for these kind of situations! کہا Hitler Let's not get upset and...