Oh, it looks so yummy!
For it looks so yummy in my tummy!

آپ have probably heard these words,
For آپ know what that feeling is,
For it is called hunger.
I am hunger to the extreme;
I am one of the Seven Deadly Sins.

I make آپ hungry,
And yet not only hungry,
But famished to insanity.

Hunger is such
A short word for what I do
To you,
For in fact,
It is an understatement
Of what I do to you.

I make آپ so greedy
When آپ eat at the dinnertable
That آپ eat everything in plain sight.
آپ eat مزید than آپ can take,
Just like some of the Israelites did
When they wandered for forty years in the desert
In the Book of Numbers.

I am the reason why
آپ have a sweet tooth,
Eating dessert after dessert,
Eating chocolate bars,
And chocolate-chip cookies,
And Reese's مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی مکھن cups سے طرف کی the dozens,
And 100 tons of مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی مکھن cookie dough,
And 300 lbs. of sugar cookies,
And 70 lbs. of cake,
And Milky Way candy bars,
Along with the 3 Musketeers,
Along with Twix and Snickers and Baby Ruth,
And Payday, as well,
And Starburst,
And Airheads,
And pies after pies,
And long johns,
And pastries,
And danishes, too.
I make آپ eat cinammon rolls,
And Swiss rolls,
As well,
And ecclaires,
And whatever dessert there is.

I am the reason آپ gain weight,
For آپ eat starches,
And candies,
And oily foods,
And pop-tarts for breakfast,
And pop and soda,
All at the same time.

I am amused at how
آپ are able to gain so much weight.
I am also amused with your high cholesterol,
Which will eventually lead to arteriosclerosis,
And I will be amused to see آپ get a دل attack, as well.

I am one of your instincts,
So do not fall for me,
یا آپ will be cursed
For the rest of eternity.