Family Guy Script
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Stewie Quagmire
Summary: When Stewie gets a cold, Lois is forced to take him to the doctor, where his birth certificate shows up, revealing that he’s Quagmire’s son.

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{ } = info
[ ] = Action
/ = commercial break
(Griffin house)
(Living Room)

[Family sitting on سوفی, لٹانا watching TV]

Dianne Simpsons: In local news the, a cold academic has swept through Quahog.
Tom Tucker: Well, Dianne I’m not sure if it’s an academic. It’s just a cold.
Dianne: Do آپ really have to contradict everything I say?
Tom: I’m just saying, it happens once a year, it’s...